diff --git a/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm b/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
index 2e78d72b..f4154eac 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
@@ -191,6 +191,17 @@
 /obj/item/grenade/barrier/ui_action_click(mob/user)
 	toggle_mode(user)
 
+/obj/item/grenade/secbed
+	name = "security bed grenade"
+	desc = "A nice red and black pet bed, now in a compact, throwable package! No more wrestling entire beds out of vending machines!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/grenade.dmi'
+	icon_state = "flashbang"
+	item_state = "flashbang"
+
+/obj/item/grenade/secbed/prime()
+	new /obj/structure/bed/secbed(get_turf(src.loc))
+	qdel(src)
+
 
 #undef SINGLE
 #undef VERTICAL
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/implants/implant_slave.dm b/code/game/objects/items/implants/implant_slave.dm
index babba2af..018a031c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/implants/implant_slave.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/implants/implant_slave.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /obj/item/implant/slave
 	name = "slave implant"
-	desc = "Turns you into security's new pet."
+	desc = "Turns criminals into security's new pet."
 	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE
 	activated = 0
 
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 	var/dat = {"<b>Implant Specifications:</b><BR>
 				<b>Name:</b> Alternative Criminal Reassignment Implant<BR>
 				<b>Life:</b> Ten years.<BR>
-				<b>Important Notes:</b> Personnel injected with this device are forced to be fully subservient to security personnel. Incompatible with mindshield-class implants.<BR>
+				<b>Important Notes:</b> Incompatible with mindshield-class implants. Implant should be reserved for criminal punishment only. Recreational use is heavily frowned upon.<BR>
 				<HR>	
 				<b>Implant Details:</b><BR>
 				<b>Function:</b> Overrides the host's mental functions with an innate desire to serve security personnel, obeying nearly any command.<BR>
@@ -19,17 +19,13 @@
 
 /obj/item/implant/slave/implant(mob/living/target, mob/user, silent = FALSE)
 	if(..())
-		/*
 		if(!target.mind)
-			ADD_TRAIT(target, TRAIT_MINDSHIELD, "implant")
-			target.sec_hud_set_implants()
-			return TRUE
-		Can't be a pet without having a mind! */
+			return FALSE //Can't be a pet without having a mind!
 
 		if(target.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/brainwashed))
 			target.mind.remove_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/brainwashed)
 
-		if(target.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/rev/head) || target.mind.unconvertable || target.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/gang/boss) || target.mind.assigned_role == "Security Officer" || target.mind.assigned_role == "Detective" || target.mind.assigned_role == "Warden" || target.mind.assigned_role == "Head of Security")
+		if(target.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/rev/head) || target.mind.unconvertable || target.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/gang/boss) || target.mind.assigned_role == "Security Officer" || target.mind.assigned_role == "Detective" || target.mind.assigned_role == "Warden" || target.mind.assigned_role == "Head of Security" || HAS_TRAIT(target, TRAIT_MINDSHIELD))
 			if(!silent)
 				if(target.mind.assigned_role == "Security Officer" || target.mind.assigned_role == "Detective" || target.mind.assigned_role == "Warden" || target.mind.assigned_role == "Head of Security")
 					target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[target] seems to resist the implant! You can't enslave a member of security!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You feel something interfering with your mental conditioning, but you resist it!</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/belt.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/belt.dm
index 81cc8c27..3a853865 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/belt.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/belt.dm
@@ -251,12 +251,15 @@ obj/item/storage/belt/slut/ComponentInitialize()
 		/obj/item/clothing/glasses,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donut,
 		/obj/item/flashlight/seclite,
+		/obj/item/melee/classic_baton/telescopic,
 		/obj/item/radio,
 		/obj/item/clothing/gloves,
 		/obj/item/restraints/legcuffs/bola,
 		/obj/item/dildo,
 		/obj/item/leash,
-		/obj/item/condom
+		/obj/item/condom,
+		/obj/item/bdsm_whip,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sechailer/slut
 	))
 
 /obj/item/storage/belt/mining
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/masks/hailer.dm b/code/modules/clothing/masks/hailer.dm
index 537b1689..0b361e82 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/masks/hailer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/masks/hailer.dm
@@ -132,9 +132,9 @@
 
 		switch(aggressiveness)		// checks if the user has unlocked the restricted phrases
 			if(-1)
-				phrase = rand(25,29)	// the mask will only play submissive 'slut cop' phrases
+				phrase = rand(28,34)	// the mask will only play submissive 'slut cop' phrases
 			if(0)
-				phrase = rand(19,24)	// the mask will only play dominant 'slut cop' phrases
+				phrase = rand(19,27)	// the mask will only play dominant 'slut cop' phrases
 			if(1)
 				phrase = rand(1,5)	// set the upper limit as the phrase above the first 'bad cop' phrase, the mask will only play 'nice' phrases
 			if(2)
@@ -219,24 +219,39 @@
 				if(23)
 					phrase_text = "On your knees, and say please."
 					phrase_sound = "knees"
-				if(24) //Thank you Nata for 22-24
+				if(24)
 					phrase_text = "Empty or not, I'm cumming for you!"
 					phrase_sound = "empty"
-				if(25)				// slut cop - sub
+				if(25) //Thank you Nata for 22-25
+					phrase_text = "Face down, ass up."
+					phrase_sound = "facedown"
+				if(26)
+					phrase_text = "Please assume the position."
+					phrase_sound = "fisto"
+				if(27)
+					phrase_text = "You're coming with me, and you're going to love it."
+					phrase_sound = "love"
+				if(28)				// slut cop - sub
 					phrase_text = "Please, I need more!"
 					phrase_sound = "please"
-				if(26)
+				if(29)
 					phrase_text = "My body is yours."
 					phrase_sound = "body"
-				if(27)
+				if(30)
 					phrase_text = "Am I a good pet?"
 					phrase_sound = "goodpet"
-				if(28)
+				if(31)
 					phrase_text = "I am yours..."
 					phrase_sound = "yours"
-				if(29) //Thank you Kraxie for 28 & 29
+				if(32) //Thank you Kraxie for 31 & 32
 					phrase_text = "Master..."
 					phrase_sound = "master"
+				if(33)
+					phrase_text = "I'll do anything for you..."
+					phrase_sound = "anything"
+				if(34)
+					phrase_text = "I live to serve."
+					phrase_sound = "serve"
 
 		if(aggressiveness <= 0)
 			usr.audible_message("[usr]'s Compli-o-Nator: <font color=#D45592 size='2'><b>[phrase_text]</b></font>")
diff --git a/code/modules/vending/security.dm b/code/modules/vending/security.dm
index c9e174ef..03b67a3c 100644
--- a/code/modules/vending/security.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vending/security.dm
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
 					  /obj/item/storage/belt/slut = 5,
 					  /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sechailer/slut = 5,
 					  /obj/item/bdsm_whip/ridingcrop = 3,
-					  /obj/structure/bed/secbed = 3,
+					  /obj/item/grenade/secbed = 3,
 					  /obj/item/dildo/flared/gigantic = 1)
 	premium = list(/obj/item/coin/antagtoken = 1,
 					/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/blueshirt = 1,