diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm b/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
index 84d19214..cda9c174 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
 		if(W == o.w_uniform || W == o.wear_suit)
 			o.dropItemToGround(W, TRUE)
 			playsound(o.loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, 1)
-			to_chat(o, "<span class='warning'>Your clothes give, ripping into peices under the strain of your swelling breasts! Unless you manage to reduce the size of your breasts, there's no way you're going to be able to put anything on over these melons..!</b></span>")
+			to_chat(o, "<span class='warning'>Your clothes give, ripping into pieces under the strain of your swelling breasts! Unless you manage to reduce the size of your breasts, there's no way you're going to be able to put anything on over these melons..!</b></span>")
 			o.visible_message("<span class='boldnotice'>[o]'s chest suddenly bursts forth, ripping their clothes off!'</span>")
 		else
 			to_chat(o, "<span class='notice'>Your bountiful bosom is so rich with mass, you seriously doubt you'll be able to fit any clothes over it.</b></span>")
@@ -55,17 +55,21 @@
 /datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger/tick(mob/living/carbon/human/H)//If you try to wear clothes, you fail. Slows you down if you're comically huge
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/o = owner
 	var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = o.getorganslot("breasts")
-	moveCalc = 1+((round(B.cached_size) - 9)/3) //Afffects how fast you move, and how often you can click.
+
+	// HYPER CHANGE: Speed modifier and damage removed.
+	/*moveCalc = 1+((round(B.cached_size) - 9)/3) //Afffects how fast you move, and how often you can click.
 	if(!B)
 		o.remove_movespeed_modifier(BREAST_MOVEMENT_SPEED)
 		sizeMoveMod(1)
 		owner.remove_status_effect(src)
+	*/
 	var/items = o.get_contents()
 	for(var/obj/item/W in items)
 		if(W == o.w_uniform || W == o.wear_suit)
 			o.dropItemToGround(W, TRUE)
 			playsound(o.loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, 1)
 			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your enormous breasts are way too large to fit anything over them!</b></span>")
+	/*
 	if (B.size == "huge")
 		if(prob(1))
 			to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>Your back is feeling sore.</span>")
@@ -81,6 +85,7 @@
 	else if (B.breast_values[B.size] < B.breast_values[B.prev_size])
 		o.add_movespeed_modifier(BREAST_MOVEMENT_SPEED, TRUE, 100, NONE, override = TRUE, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
 		sizeMoveMod(moveCalc)
+	*/
 	if((B.cached_size) < 16)
 		switch(round(B.cached_size))
 			if(9)
@@ -93,6 +98,7 @@
 			to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>Your back is feeling a little sore.</span>")
 		..()
 
+/*
 /datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger/on_remove(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	log_game("FERMICHEM: [owner]'s breasts has reduced to an acceptable size. ID: [owner.key]")
 	owner.remove_movespeed_modifier(BREAST_MOVEMENT_SPEED)
@@ -104,7 +110,7 @@
 	owner.next_move_modifier /= cachedmoveCalc
 	owner.next_move_modifier *= value
 	cachedmoveCalc = value
-
+*/
 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 
 /datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger
@@ -133,6 +139,7 @@
 
 /datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger/tick(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/o = owner
+	/* HYPER CHANGE: Removes blood loss and movement penalties
 	var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = o.getorganslot("penis")
 	moveCalc = 1+((round(P.length) - 21)/3) //effects how fast you can move
 	bloodCalc = 1+((round(P.length) - 21)/15) //effects how much blood you need (I didn' bother adding an arousal check because I'm spending too much time on this organ already.)
@@ -140,12 +147,15 @@
 		o.remove_movespeed_modifier(DICK_MOVEMENT_SPEED)
 		o.ResetBloodVol()
 		owner.remove_status_effect(src)
+	*/
+
 	var/items = o.get_contents()
 	for(var/obj/item/W in items)
 		if(W == o.w_uniform || W == o.wear_suit)
 			o.dropItemToGround(W, TRUE)
 			playsound(o.loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, 1)
 			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your enormous package is way to large to fit anything over!</b></span>")
+/*
 	switch(round(P.cached_length))
 		if(21)
 			to_chat(o, "<span class='notice'>Your rascally willy has become a more managable size, liberating your movements.</b></span>")
@@ -156,12 +166,15 @@
 				to_chat(o, "<span class='warning'>Your indulgent johnson is so substantial, it's taking all your blood and affecting your movements!</b></span>")
 			o.add_movespeed_modifier(DICK_MOVEMENT_SPEED, TRUE, 100, NONE, override = TRUE, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
 			o.AdjustBloodVol(bloodCalc)
+*/
 	..()
 
+/*
 /datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger/on_remove(mob/living/carbon/human/o)
 	log_game("FERMICHEM: [owner]'s dick has reduced to an acceptable size. ID: [owner.key]")
 	owner.remove_movespeed_modifier(DICK_MOVEMENT_SPEED)
 	owner.ResetBloodVol()
+*/
 
 /*//////////////////////////////////////////
 		Mind control functions