diff --git a/code/datums/elements/squish.dm b/code/datums/elements/squish.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index 823d391e..00000000
--- a/code/datums/elements/squish.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,28 +0,0 @@
-#define SHORT 5/7
-#define TALL 7/5
-
-/datum/element/squish
-	element_flags = ELEMENT_DETACH
-
-/datum/element/squish/Attach(datum/target, duration)
-	. = ..()
-	if(!iscarbon(target))
-		return ELEMENT_INCOMPATIBLE
-
-	var/mob/living/carbon/C = target
-	var/was_lying = (C.lying != 0)
-	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/Detach, C, was_lying), duration)
-
-	C.transform = C.transform.Scale(TALL, SHORT)
-
-/datum/element/squish/Detach(mob/living/carbon/C, was_lying)
-	. = ..()
-	if(istype(C))
-		var/is_lying = (C.lying != 0)
-		if(was_lying == is_lying)
-			C.transform = C.transform.Scale(SHORT, TALL)
-		else
-			C.transform = C.transform.Scale(TALL, SHORT)
-
-#undef SHORT
-#undef TALL
diff --git a/code/modules/vending/_vending.dm b/code/modules/vending/_vending.dm
index b256d861..a49efde2 100644
--- a/code/modules/vending/_vending.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vending/_vending.dm
@@ -74,14 +74,6 @@ IF YOU MODIFY THE PRODUCTS LIST OF A MACHINE, MAKE SURE TO UPDATE ITS RESUPPLY C
 
 	var/obj/item/vending_refill/refill_canister = null		//The type of refill canisters used by this machine
 
-	//tilting stuff
-	var/tilted = FALSE
-	var/tiltable = TRUE
-	var/squish_damage = 75
-	var/forcecrit = 0
-	var/num_shards = 7
-	var/list/pinned_mobs = list()
-	
 	//hyper economy stuff
 	var/credits = 0
 	var/baseprice = 0
@@ -110,7 +102,6 @@ IF YOU MODIFY THE PRODUCTS LIST OF A MACHINE, MAKE SURE TO UPDATE ITS RESUPPLY C
 	power_change()
 
 /obj/machinery/vending/Destroy()
-	unbuckle_all_mobs(TRUE)
 	QDEL_NULL(wires)
 	QDEL_NULL(coin)
 	QDEL_NULL(bill)
@@ -239,7 +230,6 @@ IF YOU MODIFY THE PRODUCTS LIST OF A MACHINE, MAKE SURE TO UPDATE ITS RESUPPLY C
 /obj/machinery/vending/wrench_act(mob/living/user, obj/item/I)
 	if(panel_open)
 		default_unfasten_wrench(user, I, time = 60)
-		unbuckle_all_mobs(TRUE)
 	return TRUE
 
 /obj/machinery/vending/screwdriver_act(mob/living/user, obj/item/I)
@@ -317,133 +307,7 @@ IF YOU MODIFY THE PRODUCTS LIST OF A MACHINE, MAKE SURE TO UPDATE ITS RESUPPLY C
 					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>There's nothing to restock!</span>")
 			return
 	else
-		. = ..()
-		if(tiltable && !tilted && I.force)
-			switch(rand(1, 100))
-				if(1 to 5)
-					freebie(user, 3)
-				if(6 to 15)
-					freebie(user, 2)
-				if(16 to 25)
-					freebie(user, 1)
-				if(76 to 90)
-					tilt(user)
-				if(91 to 100)
-					tilt(user, crit=TRUE)
-
-/obj/machinery/vending/proc/freebie(mob/fatty, freebies)
-	visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] yields [freebies > 1 ? "several free goodies" : "a free goody"]!</span>")
-
-	for(var/i in 1 to freebies)
-		playsound(src, 'sound/items/vending.ogg', 50, TRUE, extrarange = -3)
-		for(var/datum/data/vending_product/R in shuffle(product_records))
-
-			if(R.amount <= 0) //Try to use a record that actually has something to dump.
-				continue
-			var/dump_path = R.product_path
-			if(!dump_path)
-				continue
-
-			R.amount--
-			new dump_path(get_turf(src))
-			break
-
-/obj/machinery/vending/proc/tilt(mob/fatty, crit=FALSE)
-	visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] tips over!</span>")
-	tilted = TRUE
-	layer = ABOVE_MOB_LAYER
-
-	var/crit_case
-	if(crit)
-		crit_case = rand(1,5)
-
-	if(forcecrit)
-		crit_case = forcecrit
-
-	if(in_range(fatty, src))
-		for(var/mob/living/L in get_turf(fatty))
-			var/mob/living/carbon/C = L
-
-			if(istype(C))
-				var/crit_rebate = 0 // lessen the normal damage we deal for some of the crits
-
-				if(crit_case != 5) // the head asplode case has its own description
-					C.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[C] is crushed by [src]!</span>", \
-						"<span class='userdanger'>You are crushed by [src]!</span>")
-
-				switch(crit_case) // only carbons can have the fun crits
-					if(1) // shatter their legs and bleed 'em
-						crit_rebate = 60
-						C.bleed(150)
-						var/obj/item/bodypart/l_leg/l = C.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_L_LEG)
-						if(l)
-							l.receive_damage(brute=200, updating_health=TRUE)
-						var/obj/item/bodypart/r_leg/r = C.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_R_LEG)
-						if(r)
-							r.receive_damage(brute=200, updating_health=TRUE)
-						if(l || r)
-							C.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[C]'s legs shatter with a sickening crunch!</span>", \
-								"<span class='userdanger'>Your legs shatter with a sickening crunch!</span>")
-					if(2) // pin them beneath the machine until someone untilts it
-						forceMove(get_turf(C))
-						buckle_mob(C, force=TRUE)
-						C.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[C] is pinned underneath [src]!</span>", \
-							"<span class='userdanger'>You are pinned down by [src]!</span>")
-					if(3) // glass candy
-						crit_rebate = 50
-						for(var/i = 0, i < num_shards, i++)
-							var/obj/item/shard/shard = new /obj/item/shard(get_turf(C))
-							shard.embedding = shard.embedding.setRating(embed_chance = 100)
-							C.hitby(shard, skipcatch = TRUE, hitpush = FALSE)
-							shard.embedding = shard.embedding.setRating(embed_chance = EMBED_CHANCE)
-					if(4) // paralyze this binch
-						// the new paraplegic gets like 4 lines of losing their legs so skip them
-						visible_message("<span class='danger'>[C]'s spinal cord is obliterated with a sickening crunch!</span>", ignored_mobs = list(C))
-						C.gain_trauma(/datum/brain_trauma/severe/paralysis/paraplegic)
-					if(5) // skull squish!
-						var/obj/item/bodypart/head/O = C.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
-						if(O)
-							C.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[O] explodes in a shower of gore beneath [src]!</span>", \
-								"<span class='userdanger'>Oh f-</span>")
-							O.dismember()
-							O.drop_organs()
-							qdel(O)
-							new /obj/effect/gibspawner/human/bodypartless(get_turf(C))
-				C.apply_damage(max(0, squish_damage - crit_rebate), BRUTE)
-				C.AddElement(/datum/element/squish, 60 SECONDS)
-			else
-				L.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[L] is crushed by [src]!</span>", \
-				"<span class='userdanger'>You are crushed by [src]!</span>")
-				L.apply_damage(squish_damage, BRUTE)
-				if(crit_case)
-					L.apply_damage(squish_damage, BRUTE)
-
-			//L.Paralyze(60) We don't have paralyze, too bad.
-			L.Stun(60, TRUE, TRUE)
-			L.Knockdown(60)
-			L.emote("scream")
-			playsound(L, 'sound/effects/blobattack.ogg', 40, TRUE)
-			playsound(L, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, TRUE)
-
-	var/matrix/M = matrix()
-	M.Turn(pick(90, 270))
-	transform = M
-
-	if(get_turf(fatty) != get_turf(src))
-		throw_at(get_turf(fatty), 1, 1, spin=FALSE)
-
-/obj/machinery/vending/proc/untilt(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] rights [src].", \
-		"<span class='notice'>You right [src].")
-
-	unbuckle_all_mobs(TRUE)
-
-	tilted = FALSE
-	layer = initial(layer)
-
-	var/matrix/M = matrix()
-	M.Turn(0)
-	transform = M
+		return ..()
 
 /obj/machinery/vending/exchange_parts(mob/user, obj/item/storage/part_replacer/W)
 	if(!istype(W))
@@ -481,11 +345,6 @@ IF YOU MODIFY THE PRODUCTS LIST OF A MACHINE, MAKE SURE TO UPDATE ITS RESUPPLY C
 	if(seconds_electrified && !(stat & NOPOWER))
 		if(shock(user, 100))
 			return
-	if(tilted && !user.buckled)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You begin righting \the [src].")
-		if(do_after(user, 50, target=src))
-			untilt(user)
-		return
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/machinery/vending/ui_interact(mob/user)
diff --git a/code/modules/vending/medical_wall.dm b/code/modules/vending/medical_wall.dm
index cc345016..514bbd87 100644
--- a/code/modules/vending/medical_wall.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vending/medical_wall.dm
@@ -18,7 +18,6 @@
 	armor = list("melee" = 100, "bullet" = 100, "laser" = 100, "energy" = 100, "bomb" = 0, "bio" = 0, "rad" = 0, "fire" = 100, "acid" = 50)
 	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
 	refill_canister = /obj/item/vending_refill/wallmed
-	tiltable = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/vending_refill/wallmed
 	machine_name = "NanoMed"
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 9f689647..ce59ff9e 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -469,7 +469,6 @@
 #include "code\datums\elements\flavor_text.dm"
 #include "code\datums\elements\ghost_role_eligibility.dm"
 #include "code\datums\elements\mob_holder.dm"
-#include "code\datums\elements\squish.dm"
 #include "code\datums\elements\swimming.dm"
 #include "code\datums\elements\wuv.dm"
 #include "code\datums\helper_datums\events.dm"