diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/breast_augmentation.dm b/code/modules/surgery/breast_augmentation.dm
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+++ b/code/modules/surgery/breast_augmentation.dm
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+/datum/surgery/breast_augmentation
+	name = "Breast augmentation"
+	steps = list(/datum/surgery_step/incise, /datum/surgery_step/clamp_bleeders, /datum/surgery_step/retract_skin, /datum/surgery_step/augment_breasts, /datum/surgery_step/close)
+	species = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	possible_locs = list(BODY_ZONE_CHEST)
+
+/datum/surgery_step/augment_breasts
+	name = "augment breasts"
+	implements = list(/obj/item/scalpel = 100, /obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic = 100, /obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword = 75, /obj/item/kitchen/knife = 65,
+		/obj/item/shard = 45, /obj/item = 30) // 30% success with any sharp item.
+	time = 32
+	repeatable = TRUE
+
+/datum/surgery_step/augment_breasts/tool_check(mob/user, obj/item/tool)
+	if(istype(tool, /obj/item/cautery) || istype(tool, /obj/item/gun/energy/laser))
+		return FALSE
+	return !tool.is_hot()
+
+/datum/surgery_step/augment_breasts/preop(mob/user, mob/living/carbon/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool, datum/surgery/surgery)
+	//Patient has titties
+	if(target.has_breasts())
+		if(tool.is_sharp())
+			display_results(user, target, "<span class='notice'>You begin to cut the excess out of [target]'s breasts, bringing them down a cup size...</span>",
+			"[user] begins to augment [target]'s breasts.",
+			"[user] begins to augment [target]'s breasts.")
+		if(istype(tool, /obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic))
+			display_results(user, target, "<span class='notice'>You begin to mold, shape, and then add plastic to [target]'s breasts, increasing their cup size by 1...</span>",
+			"[user] begins to augment [target]'s breasts.",
+			"[user] begins to augment [target]'s breasts.")
+	//Patient does not have titties
+	else
+		if(istype(tool, /obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic))
+			display_results(user, target, "<span class='notice'>You begin to remodel [target]'s chest, creating a new pair of breasts which are barely A cups...</span>",
+			"[user] begins to perform plastic surgery on [target].",
+			"[user] begins to perform plastic surgery on [target].")
+
+/datum/surgery_step/augment_breasts/success(mob/user, mob/living/carbon/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool, datum/surgery/surgery)
+	var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = target.getorganslot("breasts")
+	//Patient has titties
+	if(B)
+		//Reduce their size (you fucking monster)
+		if(tool.is_sharp())
+			B.cached_size = B.cached_size - 1
+			B.update()
+			return 1
+		//Increase the size (that's more like it!)
+		if(istype(tool, /obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic))
+			var/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic/pS = tool
+			pS.amount = pS.amount - 1
+			if(pS.amount < 1)
+				pS.Destroy()
+
+			B.cached_size = B.cached_size + 1
+			B.update()
+			return 1
+	//Patient does not have titties
+	else
+		//Give 'em titties
+		if(istype(tool, /obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic))
+			//Makes it so no one has any weird coloured tits
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+			if(H.dna.species.use_skintones)
+				H.dna.features["breasts_color"] = skintone2hex(H.skin_tone)
+			else
+				H.dna.features["breasts_color"] = H.dna.features["mcolor"]
+
+			var/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic/pS = tool
+			pS.amount = pS.amount - 1
+			if(pS.amount < 1)
+				pS.Destroy()
+
+			var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/nB = new
+			nB.size = "flat"
+			nB.cached_size = 0
+			nB.prev_size = 0
+			nB.Insert(target)
+			nB.update()
+			return 1
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/penis_augmentation.dm b/code/modules/surgery/penis_augmentation.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..fc431e69
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/penis_augmentation.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,78 @@
+/datum/surgery/penis_augmentation
+	name = "Penis augmentation"
+	steps = list(/datum/surgery_step/incise, /datum/surgery_step/clamp_bleeders, /datum/surgery_step/retract_skin, /datum/surgery_step/augment_penis, /datum/surgery_step/close)
+	species = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	possible_locs = list(BODY_ZONE_PRECISE_GROIN)
+
+/datum/surgery_step/augment_penis
+	name = "augment penis"
+	implements = list(/obj/item/scalpel = 100, /obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic = 100, /obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword = 75, /obj/item/kitchen/knife = 65,
+		/obj/item/shard = 45, /obj/item = 30) // 30% success with any sharp item.
+	time = 32
+	repeatable = TRUE
+
+/datum/surgery_step/augment_penis/tool_check(mob/user, obj/item/tool)
+	if(istype(tool, /obj/item/cautery) || istype(tool, /obj/item/gun/energy/laser))
+		return FALSE
+	return !tool.is_hot()
+
+/datum/surgery_step/augment_penis/preop(mob/user, mob/living/carbon/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool, datum/surgery/surgery)
+	//Patient has a cock
+	if(target.has_penis())
+		if(tool.is_sharp())
+			display_results(user, target, "<span class='notice'>You begin to reshape [target]'s penis, decreasing it's length by an inch...</span>",
+			"[user] begins to augment [target]'s penis.",
+			"[user] begins to augment [target]'s penis.")
+		if(istype(tool, /obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic))
+			display_results(user, target, "<span class='notice'>You begin to mold, shape, and then add plastic to [target]'s penis, making it one inch bigger...</span>",
+			"[user] begins to augment [target]'s penis.",
+			"[user] begins to augment [target]'s penis.")
+	//Patient does not have a cock
+	else
+		if(istype(tool, /obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic))
+			display_results(user, target, "<span class='notice'>You begin to remodel [target]'s groin, creating a new penis of length 1 inch...</span>",
+			"[user] begins to perform plastic surgery on [target].",
+			"[user] begins to perform plastic surgery on [target].")
+
+/datum/surgery_step/augment_penis/success(mob/user, mob/living/carbon/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool, datum/surgery/surgery)
+	var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = target.getorganslot("penis")
+	//Patient has a cock
+	if(P)
+		//Reduce their size
+		if(tool.is_sharp())
+			P.cached_length = P.cached_length - 1
+			P.update()
+			return 1
+		//Increase the size
+		if(istype(tool, /obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic))
+			var/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic/pS = tool
+			pS.amount = pS.amount - 1
+			if(pS.amount < 1)
+				pS.Destroy()
+
+			P.cached_length = P.cached_length + 1
+			P.update()
+			return 1
+	//Patient does not have a cock
+	else
+		//Give 'em a cock
+		if(istype(tool, /obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic))
+			//Makes it so no one has a weird coloured dick
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+			if(H.dna.species.use_skintones)
+				H.dna.features["penis_color"] = skintone2hex(H.skin_tone)
+			else
+				H.dna.features["penis_color"] = H.dna.features["mcolor"]
+
+			var/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic/pS = tool
+			pS.amount = pS.amount - 1
+			if(pS.amount < 1)
+				pS.Destroy()
+
+			var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/nP = new
+			nP.length = 1
+			nP.cached_length = 1
+			nP.prev_length = 0
+			nP.Insert(target)
+			nP.update()
+			return 1