diff --git a/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot.dm b/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot.dm
index e503af95..22abd0db 100644
--- a/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot.dm
+++ b/code/_globalvars/lists/maintenance_loot.dm
@@ -118,6 +118,5 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(maintenance_loot, list(
 	/obj/item/autosurgeon/vagina = 1,
 	/obj/item/autosurgeon/breasts = 1,
 	/obj/item/autosurgeon/womb = 1,
-	/obj/item/toy/plush/random = 1,
-	"" = 3
+	/obj/item/toy/plush/random = 1
 	))
diff --git a/code/game/area/areas.dm b/code/game/area/areas.dm
index 2e5d87d3..544d7983 100644
--- a/code/game/area/areas.dm
+++ b/code/game/area/areas.dm
@@ -86,8 +86,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(teleportlocs)
 		var/turf/picked = AR.contents[1]
 		if (picked && is_station_level(picked.z))
 			GLOB.teleportlocs[AR.name] = AR
-
-	sortTim(GLOB.teleportlocs, /proc/cmp_text_dsc)
+	if(GLOB.teleportlocs.len) //DON'T TRY TO TIMSORT THINGS THAT HAVE NOTHING. FUCK.
+		sortTim(GLOB.teleportlocs, /proc/cmp_text_dsc)
 
 // ===
 
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/quantum_pad.dm b/code/game/machinery/quantum_pad.dm
index f9fda50d..01f94565 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/quantum_pad.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/quantum_pad.dm
@@ -104,11 +104,11 @@
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is charging up. Please wait.</span>")
 		return
 
-	if(target_pad.teleporting)
+	if(target_pad?.teleporting)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Target pad is busy. Please wait.</span>")
 		return
 
-	if(target_pad.stat & NOPOWER)
+	if(target_pad?.stat & NOPOWER)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Target pad is not responding to ping.</span>")
 		return
 	add_fingerprint(user)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies.dm
index a5fb01a9..b5b407cb 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/anomalies.dm
@@ -197,7 +197,7 @@
 		do_teleport(AM, locate(AM.x, AM.y, AM.z), 8, channel = TELEPORT_CHANNEL_BLUESPACE)
 
 /obj/effect/anomaly/bluespace/detonate()
-	var/turf/T = safepick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
+	var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
 	if(T)
 			// Calculate new position (searches through beacons in world)
 		var/obj/item/beacon/chosen
@@ -235,20 +235,20 @@
 					A.forceMove(newloc)
 
 				spawn()
-					if(ismob(A) && !(A in flashers)) // don't flash if we're already doing an effect
-						var/mob/M = A
-						if(M.client)
-							var/obj/blueeffect = new /obj(src)
-							blueeffect.screen_loc = "WEST,SOUTH to EAST,NORTH"
-							blueeffect.icon = 'icons/effects/effects.dmi'
-							blueeffect.icon_state = "shieldsparkles"
-							blueeffect.layer = FLASH_LAYER
-							blueeffect.plane = FULLSCREEN_PLANE
-							blueeffect.mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
-							M.client.screen += blueeffect
-							sleep(20)
-							M.client.screen -= blueeffect
-							qdel(blueeffect)
+				if(ismob(A) && !(A in flashers)) // don't flash if we're already doing an effect
+					var/mob/M = A
+					if(M.client)
+						var/obj/blueeffect = new /obj(src)
+						blueeffect.screen_loc = "WEST,SOUTH to EAST,NORTH"
+						blueeffect.icon = 'icons/effects/effects.dmi'
+						blueeffect.icon_state = "shieldsparkles"
+						blueeffect.layer = FLASH_LAYER
+						blueeffect.plane = FULLSCREEN_PLANE
+						blueeffect.mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
+						M.client.screen += blueeffect
+						sleep(20)
+						M.client.screen -= blueeffect
+						qdel(blueeffect)
 
 /////////////////////