diff --git a/code/modules/vending/clothesmate.dm b/code/modules/vending/clothesmate.dm
index bfc59e55..b5ec7e12 100644
--- a/code/modules/vending/clothesmate.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vending/clothesmate.dm
@@ -123,7 +123,8 @@
 					/obj/item/clothing/head/cowboyhat/white = 3,
 					/obj/item/clothing/head/cowboyhat/pink = 3,
 					/obj/item/clothing/shoes/cowboyboots = 3,
-					/obj/item/clothing/shoes/cowboyboots/black = 3)
+					/obj/item/clothing/shoes/cowboyboots/black = 3,
+					/obj/item/clothing/under/polychromic/vsweater = 3)
 	contraband = list(/obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate/tacticool = 3,
 					  /obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate/tacticool/skirt = 3,
 		              /obj/item/clothing/mask/balaclava = 3,
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/uniform.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/uniform.dm
index c6c93ff2..62a40d39 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/uniform.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/uniform.dm
@@ -458,6 +458,12 @@
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/polychromic/bottomless
 	cost = 2
 
+/datum/gear/polysweatervirgin
+	name = "Polychromic Virginkiller Sweater"
+	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/polychromic/vsweater
+	cost = 2
+
 /datum/gear/corset
 	name = "Corset"
 	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/clothing/under/polychromic_clothes.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/clothing/under/polychromic_clothes.dm
index 89a207cf..ffca60ba 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/clothing/under/polychromic_clothes.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/clothing/under/polychromic_clothes.dm
@@ -213,7 +213,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/polychromic/vsweater
 	name = "virgin killer sweater"
-	desc = "What is this? A sweater that covers basically none of the back that's what."
+	desc = "A sweater designed to be as provocative as possible, with almost all of the back missing, bairly hiding anything from that angle. Warning: Doesn't actually kill virgins."
 	icon_state = "vkiller"
 	item_color = "vkiller"
 	item_state = "rainbow"