From d0fc08dd7a27f14ae43726799dfa3986c5793974 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: SomeGuyEatingPie <seandavidjohnson132@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 8 Apr 2022 16:59:15 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] More Funnies

---
 code/game/machinery/camera/camera.dm       | 2 +-
 code/game/machinery/doors/airlock_types.dm | 1 +
 code/game/objects/items/tools/crowbar.dm   | 3 ++-
 code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm         | 2 +-
 code/modules/photography/camera/camera.dm  | 2 +-
 code/modules/vehicles/scooter.dm           | 2 +-
 6 files changed, 7 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/game/machinery/camera/camera.dm b/code/game/machinery/camera/camera.dm
index bef5effb..206580f7 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/camera/camera.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/camera/camera.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/camera
 	name = "security camera"
-	desc = "It's used to monitor rooms."
+	desc = "This is literally 1984."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/machines/camera.dmi'
 	icon_state = "camera"
 	light_color = "#CDDDFF"
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock_types.dm b/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock_types.dm
index 7ee1519b..20473c38 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock_types.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock_types.dm
@@ -387,6 +387,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/door/airlock/vault
 	name = "vault door"
+	desc= "Guys, the thermal drill. Go get it."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/doors/airlocks/vault/vault.dmi'
 	overlays_file = 'icons/obj/doors/airlocks/vault/overlays.dmi'
 	assemblytype = /obj/structure/door_assembly/door_assembly_vault
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/tools/crowbar.dm b/code/game/objects/items/tools/crowbar.dm
index 74327fca..c0093e1b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/tools/crowbar.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/tools/crowbar.dm
@@ -28,6 +28,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/crowbar/red
 	icon_state = "crowbar_red"
+	desc = "I think you dropped this back in Black Mesa."
 	force = 8
 
 /obj/item/crowbar/brass
@@ -101,4 +102,4 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/advancedtools.dmi'
 	usesound = 'sound/weapons/sonic_jackhammer.ogg'
 	icon_state = "crowbar"
-	toolspeed = 0.2
\ No newline at end of file
+	toolspeed = 0.2
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
index b0a95cac..8284208b 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
@@ -157,7 +157,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/chicken
 	name = "chicken suit head"
-	desc = "Bkaw!"
+	desc = "Do you like hurting other people?"
 	icon_state = "chickenhead"
 	item_state = "chickensuit"
 	flags_inv = HIDEMASK|HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE|HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACIALHAIR|HIDESNOUT
diff --git a/code/modules/photography/camera/camera.dm b/code/modules/photography/camera/camera.dm
index d1e86891..91c87cc9 100644
--- a/code/modules/photography/camera/camera.dm
+++ b/code/modules/photography/camera/camera.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 /obj/item/camera
 	name = "camera"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
-	desc = "A polaroid camera."
+	desc = "Snap, thats going on my cringe compilation. :)"
 	icon_state = "camera"
 	item_state = "camera"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_lefthand.dmi'
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/scooter.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/scooter.dm
index dfafc218..a5340519 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicles/scooter.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicles/scooter.dm
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 
 /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard
 	name = "skateboard"
-	desc = "An unfinished scooter which can only barely be called a skateboard. It's still rideable, but probably unsafe. Looks like you'll need to add a few rods to make handlebars. Alt-click to adjust speed."
+	desc = "He was a skater boy. She said, 'See you later, boy'. Alt-click to adjust speed."
 	icon_state = "skateboard"
 	density = FALSE
 	var/adjusted_speed = FALSE