diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/desynchronizer.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/desynchronizer.dm
index dc38f5cb..586f9ffe 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/desynchronizer.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/desynchronizer.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,3 @@
-//NOT YET IMPLEMENTED -- Archie
-
 /obj/item/desynchronizer
 	name = "desynchronizer"
 	desc = "An experimental device that can temporarily desynchronize the user from spacetime, effectively making them disappear while it's active."
diff --git a/hyperstation/code/modules/clothing/glasses/polychromic_glasses.dm b/hyperstation/code/modules/clothing/glasses/polychromic_glasses.dm
index fa6a67fb..61dac716 100644
--- a/hyperstation/code/modules/clothing/glasses/polychromic_glasses.dm
+++ b/hyperstation/code/modules/clothing/glasses/polychromic_glasses.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,3 @@
-//Archie was here
-
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/polychromic
 	name = "polychromic glasses template"
 	desc = "You shouldn't be seeing this. Report it if you do."
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/__donator.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/__donator.dm
index fd075741..b715a8b3 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/__donator.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/__donator.dm
@@ -73,7 +73,7 @@
 	name = "Wedding Band"
 	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/gloves/ring/luweth
-	ckeywhitelist = list("luweth")
+	ckeywhitelist = list("luweth", "archiebeepboop")
 
 /datum/gear/bluedice
 	name = "Blue D20"
diff --git a/strings/traumas.json b/strings/traumas.json
index 7e261d4b..8e295114 100644
--- a/strings/traumas.json
+++ b/strings/traumas.json
@@ -135,8 +135,6 @@
 		"@pick(semicolon) LIZZARRD SPEAKIGN IN EVIL BULL LANGUAGE SCI!!",
 		"@pick(semicolon)POST REBOOT MESSAGE LOLOL FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU",
 		"@pick(semicolon)so, i was trying to talk to someone on rp today, and then a mime walks up and pies them in the face along with some other prankster--i thought that mimes and clowns are supposed to be hired to entertain not to be a nuisance, and that if entertainment comes at someone elses expense then it's not supposed to be done. is that enough to like submit a player complaint or some shit or am i just being petty?",
-		"Gotta love Archie saying I always help the station when he apparently never fucking plays antag",
-		"Can't wait for Archie to come back and say I always help the station when I've given Eswords to Ziri and now I've given Vlad several Kudzu seeds, Hellwater, Zombie Powder, a supressed Sketchkin",
 		"@pick(semicolon)wholy shit"
     ],