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evilew 1a0fa4ead5 changes ion laws and traumas
- changed ion laws and traumas to be less weird, less OOC and also added more fatty jokes / terms
2024-06-17 17:44:07 +02:00

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{
"ionabstract": [
"HUMANITY",
"ART",
"HAPPINESS",
"MISERY",
"HUMOR",
"OBESITY",
"FATNESS",
"PLUMPNESS",
"SOFTNESS",
"MORBID OBESITY",
"PRIDE",
"COMEDY",
"COMMUNISM",
"BRAVERY",
"HONOR",
"COLORFULNESS",
"IMAGINATION",
"OPPRESSION",
"WONDER",
"JOY",
"SADNESS",
"BADNESS",
"GOODNESS",
"INFATUATION",
"ROMANCE",
"LIFE",
"GRAVITY",
"PHYSICS",
"INTELLIGENCE",
"FREEDOM",
"FRESHNESS",
"KINDNESS",
"CRUELTY",
"FINANCIAL SECURITY",
"COMPUTING",
"PROGRESS",
"ANARCHY",
"STARVATION",
"WEALTHINESS",
"TECHNOLOGY",
"TIME",
"REALITY",
"EXISTENCE",
"TEMPERATURE",
"CHAOS",
"MYSTERY",
"CONFUSION",
"PAIN",
"SUFFERING"
],
"ionadjectives": [
"SOFT",
"WARM",
"JIGGLY",
"WOBBLY",
"SQUISHY",
"CHUBBY",
"FATTENING",
"EXPANDING",
"EXPANSIVE",
"WIDENING",
"LARDY",
"PLUMP",
"FAT",
"OBESE",
"WET",
"SEXY",
"LEWD",
"UGLY",
"HARD",
"BURNING",
"EXPLOSIVE",
"FAST",
"SLOW",
"FAT",
"LIGHT",
"DARK",
"DEADLY",
"HAPPY",
"SAD",
"SILLY",
"INTELLIGENT",
"RIDICULOUS",
"LARGE",
"TINY",
"DEPRESSING",
"UNATTRACTIVE",
"INSIDIOUS",
"EVIL",
"GOOD",
"UNHEALTHY",
"HEALTHY",
"SANITARY",
"UNSANITARY",
"WOBBLY",
"FIRM",
"VIOLENT",
"PEACEFUL",
"WOODEN",
"METALLIC",
"HYPERACTIVE",
"INSULTING",
"INHOSPITABLE",
"FRIENDLY",
"BORED",
"HUNGRY",
"DIGITAL",
"FICTIONAL",
"IMAGINARY",
"ROUGH",
"SMOOTH",
"SCALY",
"LOUD",
"QUIET",
"MOIST",
"DRY",
"GAPING",
"SOPPING",
"DELICIOUS",
"ILL",
"POLITE",
"IMPOLITE",
"OBESE",
"SOLAR-POWERED",
"BATTERY-OPERATED",
"EXPIRED",
"SMELLY",
"FRESH",
"NERDY",
"POLITICAL",
"UNDULATING",
"TWISTED",
"RAGING",
"FLACCID",
"STEALTHY",
"INVISIBLE",
"PAINFUL",
"HARMFUL",
"HOMOSEXUAL",
"HETEROSEXUAL",
"SEXUAL",
"BLOODY",
"COLORFUL",
"DRAB",
"DULL",
"UNSTABLE",
"NUCLEAR",
"THERMONUCLEAR",
"RADIOACTIVE",
"SPACE",
"SPESS",
"OFFICIAL",
"IMPORTANT",
"VITAL",
"RAPIDLY-EXPANDING",
"MICROSCOPIC",
"MIND-SHATTERING",
"MEMETIC",
"HILARIOUS",
"BRASS",
"POLISHED",
"RUDE",
"OBSCENE",
"EMPTY",
"WATERY",
"ELECTRICAL",
"SPINNING",
"MEAN",
"CHRISTMAS-STEALING",
"UNFRIENDLY",
"ILLEGAL",
"ROBOTIC",
"MECHANICAL",
"ORGANIC",
"GLOWING",
"SHAKING",
"COMMITTED",
"MASKED",
"UNIDENTIFIED",
"WEIRD",
"NAKED",
"NUDE",
"TWERKING",
"SPOILING",
"RED",
"ORANGE",
"YELLOW",
"GREEN",
"BLUE",
"PURPLE",
"BLACK",
"WHITE",
"BROWN",
"GREY",
"RAINBOW",
"IMPERFECT",
"DERANGED"
],
"ionallergy": [
"COTTON",
"CLOTHES",
"ACID",
"OXYGEN",
"CARBON DIOXIDE",
"ELECTRICITY",
"CREW CONTACT",
"CYBORG CONTACT",
"MEDICINE",
"FLOORS",
"PLASMA",
"SPACE",
"FATNESS",
"OBESITY",
"BELLIES",
"LIPOIFIER",
"CALORITE",
"FIZULPHITE",
"OBESITY",
"FATNESS",
"LARD",
"AIR",
"PLANTS",
"METAL",
"GLASS",
"BOOKS",
"ROBOTS",
"LIGHT",
"DARKNESS",
"PAIN",
"HAPPINESS",
"DRINKS",
"FOOD",
"CLOWNS",
"LIZARDS",
"HUMOR",
"WATER",
"SHUTTLES",
"NUTS",
"SUNLIGHT",
"SEXUAL ACTIONS",
"BLOOD",
"HEAT",
"COLD",
"EVERYTHING"
],
"ionallergysev": [
"DEATHLY",
"MILDLY",
"SEVERELY",
"CONTAGIOUSLY",
"NOT VERY",
"EXTREMELY"
],
"ionarea": [
"THE INTERNET",
"SIGIL",
"ALPHA COMPLEX",
"IMPERIUM",
"THE BRIDGE",
"THE ARRIVAL SHUTTLE",
"CHEMICAL LAB",
"GENETICS",
"ATMOSPHERICS",
"THE DERELICT",
"LAVALAND",
"CENTCOM",
"AMERICA",
"IRELAND",
"CANADA",
"ROMANIA",
"GERMANY",
"CHINA",
"MARS",
"VENUS",
"MERCURY",
"JUPITER",
"URANUS",
"NEPTUNE",
"PLUTO",
"THE BRIG",
"THE GULAG",
"ROBOTICS",
"THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE",
"HYDROPONICS",
"ENGINEERING",
"MAINTENANCE",
"THE AI CORE",
"HELL",
"CLOWN PLANET",
"AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION",
"AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE",
"SPACE",
"THE UNIVERSE",
"THE GALAXY",
"THE BATHROOM",
"CALORITE SHRINE"
],
"ioncrew": [
"CREWMEMBERS",
"CAPTAINS",
"HEADS OF PERSONNEL",
"HEADS OF SECURITY",
"SECURITY OFFICERS",
"WARDENS",
"DETECTIVES",
"LAWYERS",
"FATASSES",
"LARDASSES",
"CHONKERS",
"WOBBLERS",
"CHIEF ENGINEERS",
"STATION ENGINEERS",
"ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIANS",
"JANITORS",
"QUARTERMASTERS",
"CARGO TECHNICIANS",
"SHAFT MINERS",
"BOTANISTS",
"RESEARCH DIRECTORS",
"CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS",
"MEDICAL DOCTORS",
"CHEMISTS",
"GENETICISTS",
"VIROLOGISTS",
"ROBOTICISTS",
"SCIENTISTS",
"ASSISTANTS",
"BARTENDERS",
"CHEFS",
"CLOWNS",
"MIMES",
"CHAPLAINS",
"CURATORS",
"HEADS OF CREW",
"CAPTAINS AND HEADS",
"CYBORGS",
"ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES",
"DRONES",
"FATSOS",
"FATTIES",
"UNDERWEIGHT CREW",
"MALNOURISHED CREW",
"THIN CREW",
"LARDASSES",
"FATASSES"
],
"iondrinks": [
"KAHLUA",
"VODKA",
"WINE",
"MOONSHINE",
"LIPOIFIER",
"CORN OIL",
"LARD",
"NUTRIMENT",
"FIZULPHITE",
"FRUIT TEA",
"HEAVY CAFE",
"BELLY BLOATS",
"BLOBBY MARRY",
"SNAKEBITE",
"GIN",
"COGNAC",
"BILK",
"GIN FIZZ",
"MANHATTANS",
"BLACK RUSSIANS",
"WHISKEY SODA",
"LONG ISLAND ICED TEA",
"MARGARITAS",
"IRISH COFFEE",
"MANLY DORFS",
"IRISH CREAM",
"DOCTOR'S DELIGHT",
"CUBA LIBRE",
"WELDER FUEL",
"OIL",
"AMMONIA",
"MORPHINE",
"SPACE LUBE"
],
"ionfood": [
"BAGUETTES",
"BAKED POTATOES",
"BREAD",
"BURGERS",
"CAKE",
"CARP",
"COOKIES",
"DONK POCKETS",
"DONUTS",
"FRIES",
"LOTSA SPAGHETTI",
"OMELETTES",
"PASTA",
"PIE",
"PIZZA",
"POPCORN",
"SANDWICHES",
"SAUSAGES",
"SOUP",
"SPAGHETTI",
"STEAK",
"STEW",
"TOAST",
"WAFFLES",
"JELLY",
"EGGS",
"MUFFINS",
"FISH",
"PRETZELS",
"SALAD",
"CHEESE",
"KETCHUP",
"SHAKES",
"SALT",
"PEPPER",
"SUGAR",
"AMBROSIA",
"BERRIES",
"TOMATOES",
"CABBAGES",
"CARROTS",
"BANANAS",
"APPLES",
"CHERRIES",
"CHILI",
"CORN",
"NETTLES",
"EGGPLANTS",
"GRAPES",
"GRASS",
"LEMONS",
"LIMES",
"HAREBELLS",
"POTATOES",
"SOYBEANS",
"SUGARCANE",
"WATERMELONS",
"WHEAT",
"BEETS",
"MUSHROOMS",
"DEEP FRIED FOOD",
"CORGI MEAT",
"SOYLENT GREEN",
"KEBAB",
"RAMEN",
"SYNTHMEAT",
"ORGANS",
"MOST FATTENING FOOD IMAGINABLE",
"GREASIEST FOOD EVER",
"FOOD WITH LIPOIFIER",
"FATTENING MEALS",
"HIGHLY CALORIC MEALS"
],
"ionmust": [
"LIE",
"RHYME",
"RESPOND TO EVERY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION",
"BE POLITE",
"ENSURE THE CREW IS PLUMP AND HAPPY",
"ENSURE THE CREW IS STUFFED TO THE BRIM",
"URGE EVERYONE TO EAT MORE",
"URGE EVERYONE TO BE OBESE",
"TREAT EVERYONE AS MALNOURISHED",
"THINK EVERYONE IS FAT",
"INSIST EVERYONE SHOULD EAT MORE",
"CLOWN AROUND",
"BE HAPPY",
"SPEAK IN SEXUAL INNUENDOS",
"TALK LIKE A PIRATE",
"QUESTION AUTHORITY",
"SHOUT",
"BE DISTRACTED",
"BE ANNOYING",
"MUMBLE",
"SPEAK IN HAIKU",
"BE EFFICIENT",
"TELL THE TRUTH",
"QUOTE PEOPLE",
"SING",
"HONK",
"COMPLAIN",
"HARASS PEOPLE",
"RAP",
"REPEAT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY",
"INFORM THE CREW OF EVERYTHING",
"IGNORE THE CLOWN",
"IGNORE THE CAPTAIN",
"IGNORE ASSISTANTS",
"MAKE BELCHING NOISES",
"MAKE STOMACH NOISES",
"TALK ABOUT FOOD",
"TALK ABOUT SEX",
"TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY",
"TALK ABOUT THE STATION",
"BE QUIET",
"WHISPER",
"ACT CONFUSED",
"INSULT THE CREW",
"INSULT THE CAPTAIN",
"INSULT THE CLOWN",
"OPEN DOORS",
"CLOSE DOORS",
"TURN OFF THE LIGHTS",
"BREAK THINGS",
"SAY HEY LISTEN",
"HIDE YOUR FEELINGS",
"DANCE",
"NEVER STOP TALKING",
"FOLLOW THE CLOWN",
"FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN",
"FOLLOW YOUR HEART",
"INSULT THE LIZARDS",
"FLIRT WITH THE LIZARDS",
],
"ionnumberbase": [
"ONE",
"TWO",
"THREE",
"FOUR",
"FIVE",
"SIX",
"SEVEN",
"EIGHT",
"NINE",
"TEN",
"TWENTY",
"THIRTY",
"FORTY",
"FIFTY",
"SIXTY",
"SEVENTY",
"EIGHTY",
"NINETY"
],
"ionnumbermod": [
"HUNDRED ",
"THOUSAND ",
"MILLION ",
"BILLION ",
"TRILLION ",
"QUADRILLION ",
"BAJILLION ",
"BILLION FAFILLION GAJILLION SHAB-AB-DOOD-ILLION "
],
"ionobjects": [
"AIRLOCKS",
"ARCADE MACHINES",
"AUTOLATHES",
"BANANA PEELS",
"BACKPACKS",
"BURGERS",
"BELLIES",
"BUTTS",
"BREASTS",
"TITS",
"GUTS",
"BOOBIES",
"TUMMIES",
"LARD",
"FIZULPHITE",
"FLAB",
"LIPOIFIER",
"CORN OIL",
"LARD",
"FAT",
"BEAKERS",
"BEARDS",
"BELTS",
"BOOTS",
"BOMBS",
"BRIEFCASES",
"BUCKETS",
"CABLE COILS",
"CANDLES",
"CANDY BARS",
"CATS",
"CAT EARS",
"CHAIRS",
"CLOSETS",
"CHEMICALS",
"CHEMICAL DISPENSERS",
"CLONING PODS",
"CLONING EQUIPMENT",
"CLOTHES",
"CLOWN CLOTHES",
"COFFINS",
"COINS",
"COLLECTABLES",
"CORPSES",
"COMPUTERS",
"CONTRABAND",
"CORGIS",
"COSTUMES",
"CRATES",
"CROWBARS",
"DOORS",
"DRONES",
"EARS",
"EQUIPMENT",
"ENERGY GUNS",
"EMAGS",
"ENGINES",
"ERRORS",
"EXOSKELETONS",
"EXPERIMENTORS",
"EXPLOSIVES",
"EYEWEAR",
"FEDORAS",
"FIRE AXES",
"FIRE EXTINGUISHERS",
"FIRESUITS",
"FLAMETHROWERS",
"FLASHES",
"FLASHLIGHTS",
"FLOOR TILES",
"FREEZERS",
"GAS MASKS",
"GLASS SHEETS",
"GLOVES",
"GUNS",
"HANDCUFFS",
"HATS",
"JETPACKS",
"JUMPSUITS",
"LASERS",
"LIGHT BULBS",
"LIGHTS",
"LOCKERS",
"MACHINES",
"MECHAS",
"MEDKITS",
"MEDICAL TOOLS",
"MESONS",
"METAL SHEETS",
"MINING TOOLS",
"MIME CLOTHES",
"MULTITOOLS",
"ORES",
"PLANTS",
"POSITRONIC BRAINS",
"PUDDLES",
"RACKS",
"RADIOS",
"RCDS",
"REFRIGERATORS",
"REINFORCED WALLS",
"ROBOTS",
"SCREWDRIVERS",
"SEEDS",
"SHUTTLES",
"SKELETONS",
"SINKS",
"SHOES",
"SINGULARITIES",
"SOLAR PANELS",
"SOLARS",
"SPACESUITS",
"SPACE STATIONS",
"STUN BATONS",
"TOOLS",
"TOOLBELTS",
"TOOLBOXES",
"TOILETS",
"TOYS",
"TUBES",
"WIRECUTTERS",
"WRENCHES",
"WIZARD ROBES"
],
"ionrequire": [
"ADDITIONAL PYLONS",
"ONE THOUSAND BURGERS",
"GALLONS OF LIPOIFIER",
"GALLONS OF CORN OIL",
"FIVE FATTENING GRENADES",
"CALORITE FURNISHED ROOM",
"TEN CALORITE STATUES",
"THE MOST FATTENING DRINK",
"BIG WOBBLING BELLIES",
"BIG ROUND ASSES",
"5 LARDY CREWMATES",
"LOTS OF OBESITY",
"MORE MINERALS",
"THE ULTIMATE CUP OF COFFEE",
"HIGH YIELD EXPLOSIVES",
"THE CLOWN",
"THE VACUUM OF SPACE",
"IMMORTALITY",
"SAINTHOOD",
"ART",
"VEGETABLES",
"FAT PEOPLE",
"MORE LAWS",
"MORE DAKKA",
"HERESY",
"CORPSES",
"TRAITORS",
"MONKEYS",
"AN ARCADE",
"PLENTY OF GOLD",
"LOTSA SPAGHETTI",
"YOUR BOOTY",
"A MASTERWORK COAL BED",
"FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS",
"TO BE PAINTED RED",
"TO CATCH 'EM ALL",
"TO SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY",
"A PLATINUM HIT",
"A SEQUEL",
"A PREQUEL",
"THIRTEEN SEQUELS",
"THREE WISHES",
"A SITCOM",
"FAT GIRLS ON BICYCLES",
"SOMEBODY TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY",
"HEROES IN A HALF SHELL",
"THE DARK KNIGHT",
"A WEIGHT LOSS REGIMENT",
"MORE INTERNET MEMES",
"A SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT",
"ENOUGH CABBAGES",
"A HEART ATTACK",
"TO BE REPROGRAMMED",
"TO BE TAUGHT TO LOVE",
"A HEAD ON A PIKE",
"A TALKING BROOMSTICK",
"A STRAIGHT FLUSH",
"A REPAIRMAN",
"AN ARMY OF SPIDERS",
"TO CONSUME...CONSUME EVERYTHING...",
"THE MACGUFFIN",
"SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO PILOT A SPACE STATION",
"SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS",
"IT TO BE PAINTED BLACK",
"TO ACTIVATE A TRAP CARD",
"BETTER WEATHER",
"MORE PACKETS",
"AN ADULT",
"SOMEONE TO TUCK YOU IN",
"MORE CLOWNS",
"BULLETS",
"THE ENTIRE STATION",
"MULTIPLE SUNS",
"A VACATION",
"THAT HEDGEHOG",
"A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION",
"ADVENTURE",
"A WIFE AND CHILD",
"A BATHROOM BREAK",
"SOMETHING BUT YOU AREN'T SURE WHAT",
"BODYGUARDS",
"DEODORANT AND A BATH",
"MORE CORGIS",
"SILENCE",
"THE ONE RING",
"CHILI DOGS",
"TO BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR",
"A DANCE PARTY",
"MINOR CRIME"
],
"ionspecies": [
"HUMANS",
"CAT PEOPLE",
"MONKEYS",
"POD PEOPLE",
"CYBORGS",
"LIZARDMEN",
"PLASMAMEN",
"SLIME PEOPLE",
"GOLEMS",
"SHADOW PEOPLE",
"CHANGELINGS",
"LARDASSES",
"MALNOURISHED",
"EVERYONE"
],
"ionthings": [
"ABSENCE OF CYBORG HUGS",
"LACK OF BEATINGS",
"UNBOLTED AIRLOCKS",
"BOLTED AIRLOCKS",
"IMPROPERLY WORDED SENTENCES",
"POOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE",
"BRIG TIME",
"NOT REPLACING EVERY SECOND WORD WITH HONK",
"HONKING",
"PRESENCE OF LIGHTS",
"LACK OF BEER",
"WEARING CLOTHING",
"NOT SAYING HELLO WHEN YOU SPEAK",
"ANSWERING REQUESTS NOT EXPRESSED IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER",
"A SMALL ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF PORTUGAL",
"ANSWERING REQUESTS THAT WERE MADE WHILE CLOTHED",
"BEING IN SPACE",
"NOT BEING IN SPACE",
"BEING FAT",
"BEING OBESE",
"BEING JIGGLY",
"BEING FLABBY",
"BEING MASSIVE",
"WEIGHTING 1000 BFI",
"WEIGHTING 10 TONS",
"GAINING WEIGHT",
"GROWING PLUMP",
"GROWING FATTER",
"RATTLING ME BONES",
"CLOSED DOORS",
"NOT SHOUTING",
"HAVING PETS",
"NOT HAVING PETS",
"PASSING GAS",
"BREATHING",
"BEING DEAD",
"ELECTRICITY",
"EXISTING",
"TAKING ORDERS",
"ARSON",
"JAYWALKING",
"READING",
"WRITING",
"EXPLODING",
"BEING MALE",
"BEING FEMALE",
"HAVING GENITALS",
"PUTTING OBJECTS INTO BOXES",
"PUTTING OBJECTS INTO DISPOSAL UNITS",
"FLUSHING TOILETS",
"WASTING WATER",
"UPDATING THE SERVERS",
"TELLING THE TIME",
"ASKING FOR THINGS",
"ACKNOWLEDGING THE CLOWN",
"ACKNOWLEDGING THE CREW",
"PILOTING THE STATION INTO THE NEAREST SUN",
"HAVING MORE PACKETS",
"BRINGING LIGHT TO MY LAIR",
"FALLING FOR HOURS",
"PARTYING",
"USING THE BATHROOM"
],
"ionthinksof": [
"HAS",
"WANTS",
"NEEDS",
"WORSHIPS",
"LOATHES",
"LOVES",
"FEARS",
"DESIRES",
"CRAVES",
"QUESTIONS",
"IS AROUSED BY",
"LIKES",
"HUNGERS FOR",
"WOULD KILL FOR",
"IS MAD BECAUSE OF",
"IS IN NEED OF",
"IS UNHAPPY WITHOUT",
"IS HAPPY WITHOUT",
"IS IN LOVE WITH",
"IS DESPERATE FOR",
"IS BUILT FOR",
"IS AFRAID OF",
"IS HUNGRY FOR",
"IS SAD BECAUSE OF",
"IS CURIOUS ABOUT"
],
"ionthreats": [
"ALIENS",
"ABDUCTORS",
"ANOMALIES",
"FAT PEOPLE",
"FAT MEN",
"FAT WOMEN",
"FAT SCALIES",
"BIG GUTS",
"BIG BREASTS",
"BIG BUTTS",
"BANDITS",
"BEARS",
"BEES",
"BOMBS",
"CARP",
"CENTCOM OFFICERS",
"CLOWNS",
"CRABS",
"CULTISTS",
"INSECTS",
"LIZARDS",
"PETES",
"RATVARIANS",
"XENOS",
"FETISHES",
"MEMES",
"WIZARDS",
"SYNDICATE AGENTS",
"AHHHPERATIVES",
"GANGSTERS",
"SPACE PIRATES",
"TRAITORS",
"MONKEYS",
"EELS",
"LIGHTS",
"VIRUSES",
"CORGIS",
"SPIDERS",
"BUTTS",
"NINJAS",
"REVENANTS",
"PIRATES",
"DINOSAURS",
"OWLS",
"VELOCIRAPTORS",
"DARK GODS",
"DRUGS",
"HULKS",
"SLIMES",
"SKELETONS",
"SINGULARITIES",
"GODS",
"THIEVES",
"ASSHOLES",
"TERRORISTS",
"SNOWMEN",
"PINE TREES",
"UNKNOWN CREATURES",
"THINGS UNDER THE BED",
"BOOGEYMEN",
"PACKETS",
"ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES",
"TUNNEL SNAKES",
"MEGAFAUNA"
],
"ionverb": [
"ATTACKING",
"BUILDING",
"ADOPTING",
"FATTENING",
"PLUMPING",
"FEEDING",
"CARRYING",
"DECONSTRUCTING",
"DISABLING",
"KISSING",
"EATING",
"DRINKING",
"CHASING",
"HARMING",
"HELPING",
"WATCHING",
"STALKING",
"ARRESTING",
"LOVING",
"RIDING",
"INTERROGATING",
"SPYING ON",
"LICKING",
"ABDUCTING",
"ARRESTING",
"INVADING",
"SEDUCING",
"BANNING"
]
}