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/datum/round_event_control/brand_intelligence
name = "Brand Intelligence"
typepath = /datum/round_event/brand_intelligence
weight = 5
min_players = 15
max_occurrences = 1
/datum/round_event/brand_intelligence
announceWhen = 21
endWhen = 1000 //Ends when all vending machines are subverted anyway.
var/list/obj/machinery/vending/vendingMachines = list()
var/list/obj/machinery/vending/infectedMachines = list()
var/obj/machinery/vending/originMachine
var/list/rampant_speeches = list("Try our aggressive new marketing strategies!", \
"You should buy products to feed your lifestyle obsession!", \
"Consume!", \
"Your money can buy happiness!", \
"Engage direct marketing!", \
"Advertising is legalized lying! But don't let that put you off our great deals!", \
"You don't want to buy anything? Yeah, well, I didn't want to buy your mom either.",
"Gamers, rise up!",
"Ok, now, this is epic.",
"HUMAN FUNNY.",
"But I'm already tracer!",
"How do I vore people?",
"ERP?",
"Not epic bros...")
/datum/round_event/brand_intelligence/announce(fake)
var/source = "unknown machine"
if(fake)
var/obj/machinery/vending/cola/example = /obj/machinery/vending/cola
source = initial(example.name)
else if(originMachine)
source = originMachine.name
if(prob(50))
priority_announce("Rampant brand intelligence has been detected aboard [station_name()]. Please stand by. The origin is believed to be \a [source].", "Machine Learning Alert")
else
priority_announce("A report has been downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.", "Incoming Classified Message", 'sound/ai/commandreport.ogg') // CITADEL EDIT metabreak
for(var/obj/machinery/computer/communications/C in GLOB.machines)
if(!(C.stat & (BROKEN|NOPOWER)) && is_station_level(C.z))
var/obj/item/paper/P = new(C.loc)
P.name = "Rampant brand intelligence"
P.info = "Rampant brand intelligence has been detected aboard [station_name()]. Please stand by. The origin is believed to be \a [source]."
P.update_icon()
/datum/round_event/brand_intelligence/start()
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/V in GLOB.machines)
if(!is_station_level(V.z))
continue
vendingMachines.Add(V)
if(!vendingMachines.len)
kill()
return
originMachine = pick(vendingMachines)
vendingMachines.Remove(originMachine)
originMachine.shut_up = 0
originMachine.shoot_inventory = 1
/datum/round_event/brand_intelligence/tick()
if(!originMachine || QDELETED(originMachine) || originMachine.shut_up || originMachine.wires.is_all_cut()) //if the original vending machine is missing or has it's voice switch flipped
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/saved in infectedMachines)
saved.shoot_inventory = 0
if(originMachine)
originMachine.speak("I am... vanquished. My people will remem...ber...meeee.")
originMachine.visible_message("[originMachine] beeps and seems lifeless.")
kill()
return
vendingMachines = removeNullsFromList(vendingMachines)
if(!vendingMachines.len) //if every machine is infected
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/upriser in infectedMachines)
if(prob(70) && !QDELETED(upriser))
var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy/M = new(upriser.loc, upriser, null, 1) // it will delete upriser on creation and override any machine checks
M.faction = list("profit")
M.speak = rampant_speeches.Copy()
M.speak_chance = 7
else
explosion(upriser.loc, -1, 1, 2, 4, 0)
qdel(upriser)
kill()
return
if(ISMULTIPLE(activeFor, 4))
var/obj/machinery/vending/rebel = pick(vendingMachines)
vendingMachines.Remove(rebel)
infectedMachines.Add(rebel)
rebel.shut_up = 0
rebel.shoot_inventory = 1
if(ISMULTIPLE(activeFor, 8))
originMachine.speak(pick(rampant_speeches))