diff --git a/hyperstation/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm b/hyperstation/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..df5c70cea
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hyperstation/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,82 @@
+
+/obj/item/clothing
+	var/recent_struggle = 0
+	var/mob/M
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes
+	var/list/inside_emotes = list()
+	var/recent_squish = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/Initialize()
+	inside_emotes = list(
+		"<font color='red'>You feel weightless for a moment as \the [name] moves upwards.</font>",
+		"<font color='red'>\The [name] are a ride you've got no choice but to participate in as the wearer moves.</font>",
+		"<font color='red'>The wearer of \the [name] moves, pressing down on you.</font>",
+		"<font color='red'>More motion while \the [name] move, feet pressing down against you.</font>"
+	)
+
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/proc/handle_movement(var/turf/walking, var/running)
+	if(prob(1) && !recent_squish)
+		recent_squish = 1
+		spawn(100)
+			recent_squish = 0
+		for(var/mob/living/M in contents)
+			var/emote = pick(inside_emotes)
+			to_chat(M,emote)
+	return
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/attackby(var/obj/item/I, var/mob/user)
+	if(istype(I,/obj/item/clothing/head/mob_holder/micro))
+		var/full = 0
+		for(var/mob/M in src)
+			full++
+		if(full >= 2)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't fit anyone else into \the [src]!</span>")
+		else
+			var/obj/item/clothing/head/mob_holder/holder = I
+			if(holder.held_mob && (holder.held_mob in holder))
+				//var/mob/living/M = holder.held_mob
+				//holder.dump_mob()
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>[user] stuffs you into \the [src]!</span>")
+				M.forceMove(src)
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You stuff \the [M] into \the [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+	for(var/mob/M in src)
+		M.forceMove(get_turf(user))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>[user] shakes you out of \the [src]!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You shake [M] out of \the [src]!</span>")
+
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/container_resist(mob/living/micro)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/macro = loc
+	if(!istype(macro))
+		to_chat(micro, "<span class='notice'>You start to climb out of [src]!</span>")
+		if(do_after(micro, 50, src))
+			to_chat(micro, "<span class='notice'>You climb out of [src]!</span>")
+			micro.forceMove(loc)
+		return
+
+	var/escape_message_micro = "You start to climb out of [src]!"
+	var/escape_message_macro = "Something is trying to climb out of your [src]!"
+	var/escape_time = 60
+
+	if(macro.shoes == src)
+		escape_message_micro = "You start to climb around the larger creature's feet and ankles!"
+		escape_time = 100
+
+	to_chat(micro, "<span class='notice'>[escape_message_micro]</span>")
+	to_chat(macro, "<span class='danger'>[escape_message_macro]</span>")
+	if(!do_after(micro, escape_time, macro))
+		to_chat(micro, "<span class='danger'>You're pinned underfoot!</span>")
+		to_chat(macro, "<span class='danger'>You pin the escapee underfoot!</span>")
+		return
+
+	to_chat(micro, "<span class='notice'>You manage to escape [src]!</span>")
+	to_chat(macro, "<span class='danger'>Someone has climbed out of your [src]!</span>")
+	micro.forceMove(macro.loc)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index ad48f5e34..ebac608cc 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -3135,6 +3135,7 @@
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\cargo\sweatshop\wooden.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\client\loadout\glasses.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\client\loadout\tablet.dm"
+#include "hyperstation\code\modules\clothing\clothing.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\clothing\gloves.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\clothing\head.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\clothing\glasses\polychromic_glasses.dm"