diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
index df581f658..a2804effe 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
@@ -916,4 +916,11 @@
     name = "Orange Creamsical"
     id = /datum/reagent/consumable/orange_creamsicle
     results = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/orange_creamsicle = 4)
-    required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/vanilla = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/milk = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ice = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/orangejuice = 1)
\ No newline at end of file
+    required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/vanilla = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/milk = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ice = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/orangejuice = 1)
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/criticality_coffee
+	name = "1964 Criticality Accident Leftover Coffee"
+	id = /datum/reagent/consumable/criticality_coffee
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/criticality_coffee = 4)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/coffee = 1, /datum/reagent/radium = 1, /datum/reagent/iron = 1, /datum/reagent/uranium = 1)
+	mix_message = "All drinks inevitably come at a cost."
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm
index 2cb562cff..324c5cd4a 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm
@@ -1002,4 +1002,28 @@
 	glass_name = "Orange Creamsicle"
 	hydration = 4
 
+/datum/reagent/consumable/criticality_coffee
+	name = "1964 Criticality Accident Leftover Coffee"
+	description = "That thang bleedin' to the-... ya know I mean?"
+	color = "#4dc4be"
+	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
+	taste_description = "like graphite, but there's none there"
+	glass_icon_state = "1964"
+	glass_name = "1964 Criticality Accident Leftover Coffee"
+	glass_desc = "Vyx's special blend. In some other stations it is known as The Dyatlov Special. 'Two grains is all you need to see the thin fabric of reality.'"
+	hydration = 4
 
+/datum/reagent/consumable/criticality_coffee/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	M.dizziness = max(0,M.dizziness-5)
+	M.drowsyness = 0
+	M.AdjustSleeping(-40, FALSE)
+	M.Jitter(2)
+	//310.15 is the normal bodytemp.
+	M.adjust_bodytemperature(25 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, 0, BODYTEMP_NORMAL)
+	var/datum/component/glow_harmless/gl = M.GetComponent(/datum/component/glow_harmless)
+	if(!gl)
+		M.AddComponent(/datum/component/glow_harmless, "#37ff1438")
+	if(holder.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/frostoil))
+		holder.remove_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/frostoil, 5)
+	..()
+	. = 1
diff --git a/hyperstation/code/datums/components/glow_harmless.dm b/hyperstation/code/datums/components/glow_harmless.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..2d76c08b6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hyperstation/code/datums/components/glow_harmless.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+//Add this component to things to make them 'glowy'
+//(smh my head it just gives them an outline and randomizes the shit out of its animation)
+
+/datum/component/glow_harmless
+	dupe_mode = COMPONENT_DUPE_UNIQUE_PASSARGS
+	var/color = "#39ff1430" //Defaults to this color if a color is not given by addcomponent
+
+/datum/component/glow_harmless/Initialize(_color)
+	if(!istype(parent, /atom))
+		CRASH("Something that wasn't an atom was given /datum/component/glow_harmless")
+
+	//Let's make er glow
+	//This relies on parent not being a turf or something. IF YOU CHANGE THAT, CHANGE THIS
+	var/atom/movable/master = parent
+	if(_color)
+		color = _color
+	master.add_filter("glow_harmless", 2, list("type" = "outline", "color" = color, "size" = 2))
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/glow_loop, master), rand(1,19))//Things should look uneven
+	START_PROCESSING(SSradiation, src)
+
+/datum/component/glow_harmless/process()
+	if(!prob(50))
+		return
+
+/datum/component/glow_harmless/Destroy()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSradiation, src)
+	var/atom/movable/master = parent
+	master.remove_filter("glow_harmless")
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/component/glow_harmless/proc/glow_loop(atom/movable/master)
+	var/filter = master.get_filter("glow_harmless")
+	if(filter)
+		animate(filter, alpha = 110, time = 15, loop = -1)
+		animate(alpha = 40, time = 25)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/glow_loop, master), rand(1,19))
diff --git a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index 250fb561a..c7b25aa1e 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 9a724dcfc..7df96e48e 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -3103,6 +3103,7 @@
 #include "hyperstation\code\datums\ert_hazard_cleanup.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\datums\actions\sysuit.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\datums\actions\zaocorp.dm"
+#include "hyperstation\code\datums\components\glow_harmless.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\datums\components\crafting\bounties.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\datums\components\crafting\recipes.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\datums\elements\holder_micro.dm"