diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_gear.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_gear.dm
index 8f026650b7c..f456adce836 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_gear.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_gear.dm
@@ -502,7 +502,7 @@ Congratulations! You are now trained for xenobiology research!"}
 		species = "<span clas=='notice'>[H.species.name]</span>"
 		if(L.mind && L.mind.changeling)
 			species = "<span class='warning'>Changeling lifeform</span>"
-		var/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/temp = locate() in H.internal_organs
+		var/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/temp = locate() in H.internal_organs
 		if(temp)
 			helptext = "<span class='warning'>Experimental gland detected!</span>"
 		else
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_surgery.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_surgery.dm
index 6021140b79f..f17ad8c4890 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_surgery.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_surgery.dm
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
 
 /datum/surgery_step/internal/gland_insert
 	name = "insert gland"
-	allowed_tools = list(/obj/item/organ/internal/gland = 100)
+	allowed_tools = list(/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland = 100)
 	time = 32
 
 /datum/surgery_step/internal/gland_insert/begin_step(mob/user, mob/living/carbon/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool, datum/surgery/surgery)
@@ -61,6 +61,6 @@
 /datum/surgery_step/internal/gland_insert/end_step(mob/user, mob/living/carbon/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool, datum/surgery/surgery)
 	user.visible_message("[user] inserts [tool] into [target].", "<span class ='notice'>You insert [tool] into [target].</span>")
 	user.drop_item()
-	var/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/gland = tool
+	var/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/gland = tool
 	gland.insert(target, 2)
 	return 1
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/gland.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/gland.dm
index b59f1fd8454..07de02c97d4 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/gland.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/gland.dm
@@ -1,12 +1,11 @@
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland
 	name = "fleshy mass"
 	desc = "A nausea-inducing hunk of twisting flesh and metal."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/abductor.dmi'
-	parent_organ = "chest"
-	slot = "gland"
 	icon_state = "gland"
 	status = ORGAN_ROBOT
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=5;abductor=3"
+	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=7;abductor=3"
+	beating = TRUE
 	var/cooldown_low = 300
 	var/cooldown_high = 300
 	var/next_activation = 0
@@ -16,30 +15,33 @@
 	tough = 1 //not easily broken by combat damage
 	sterile = 1 //not very germy
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/proc/ownerCheck()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/proc/ownerCheck()
 	if(ishuman(owner))
 		return 1
 	if(!human_only && iscarbon(owner))
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/proc/Start()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/proc/Start()
 	active = 1
 	next_activation = world.time + rand(cooldown_low,cooldown_high)
 
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/remove(var/mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/remove(var/mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
 	active = 0
 	if(initial(uses) == 1)
 		uses = initial(uses)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/insert(var/mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/insert(var/mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
 	..()
 	if(special != 2 && uses) // Special 2 means abductor surgery
 		Start()
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/on_life()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/on_life()
+	if(!beating)
+		// alien glands are immune to stopping.
+		beating = TRUE
 	if(!active)
 		return
 	if(!ownerCheck())
@@ -52,30 +54,28 @@
 	if(!uses)
 		active = 0
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/proc/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/proc/activate()
 	return
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/heals
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=6;abductor=3"
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/heals
 	cooldown_low = 200
 	cooldown_high = 400
 	uses = -1
 	icon_state = "health"
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/heals/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/heals/activate()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You feel curiously revitalized.</span>")
 	owner.adjustBruteLoss(-20)
 	owner.adjustOxyLoss(-20)
 	owner.adjustFireLoss(-20)
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/slime
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=6;abductor=3"
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/slime
 	cooldown_low = 600
 	cooldown_high = 1200
 	uses = -1
 	icon_state = "slime"
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/slime/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/slime/activate()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel nauseous!</span>")
 	owner.vomit(20)
 
@@ -83,14 +83,14 @@
 	Slime.Friends = list(owner)
 	Slime.Leader = owner
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/mindshock
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=5;magnets=3;abductor=3"
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/mindshock
+	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=4;magnets=6;abductor=3"
 	cooldown_low = 300
 	cooldown_high = 300
 	uses = -1
 	icon_state = "mindshock"
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/mindshock/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/mindshock/activate()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You get a headache.</span>")
 
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(owner)
@@ -100,40 +100,37 @@
 		to_chat(H, "<span class='alien'>You hear a buzz in your head.</span>")
 		H.AdjustConfused(20)
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/pop
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=6;abductor=3"
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/pop
 	cooldown_low = 900
 	cooldown_high = 1800
-	uses = 6
+	uses = -1
 	human_only = 1
 	icon_state = "species"
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/pop/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/pop/activate()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You feel unlike yourself.</span>")
 	var/species = pick("Unathi","Skrell","Diona","Tajaran","Vulpkanin","Kidan","Grey","Diona")
 	owner.set_species(species)
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/ventcrawling
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/ventcrawling
 	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=5;bluespace=3;abductor=3"
 	cooldown_low = 1800
 	cooldown_high = 2400
 	uses = 1
 	icon_state = "vent"
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/ventcrawling/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/ventcrawling/activate()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You feel very stretchy.</span>")
 	owner.ventcrawler = 2
-	return
 
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/viral
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=6;abductor=3"
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/viral
 	cooldown_low = 1800
 	cooldown_high = 2400
 	uses = 1
 	icon_state = "viral"
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/viral/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/viral/activate()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel sick.</span>")
 	var/virus_type = pick(/datum/disease/beesease, /datum/disease/brainrot, /datum/disease/magnitis)
 	var/datum/disease/D = new virus_type()
@@ -144,51 +141,49 @@
 	owner.med_hud_set_status()
 
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/emp //TODO : Replace with something more interesting
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=5;magnets=3;abductor=3"
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/emp //TODO : Replace with something more interesting
+	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=4;magnets=6;abductor=3"
 	cooldown_low = 900
 	cooldown_high = 1600
 	uses = 10
 	icon_state = "emp"
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/emp/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/emp/activate()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel a spike of pain in your head.</span>")
 	empulse(get_turf(owner), 2, 5, 1)
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/spiderman
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=6;abductor=3"
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/spiderman
 	cooldown_low = 450
 	cooldown_high = 900
 	uses = 10
 	icon_state = "spider"
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/spiderman/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/spiderman/activate()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel something crawling in your skin.</span>")
 	owner.faction |= "spiders"
 	new /obj/effect/spider/spiderling(owner.loc)
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/egg
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=6;abductor=3"
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/egg
 	cooldown_low = 300
 	cooldown_high = 400
 	uses = -1
 	icon_state = "egg"
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/egg/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/egg/activate()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='boldannounce'>You lay an egg!</span>")
 	var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg/egg = new(owner.loc)
 	egg.reagents.add_reagent("sacid",20)
 	egg.desc += " It smells bad."
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/bloody
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=6;abductor=3"
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/bloody
 	cooldown_low = 200
 	cooldown_high = 400
 	uses = -1
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/bloody/activate()
-	owner.adjustBruteLoss(15)
-
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/bloody/activate()
+	if(ishuman(owner))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
+		H.drip(200)
 	owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[owner]'s skin erupts with blood!</span>",\
 	"<span class='userdanger'>Blood pours from your skin!</span>")
 
@@ -202,22 +197,22 @@
 			H.w_uniform.add_blood(owner)
 			H.update_inv_w_uniform(0)
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/bodysnatch
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=7;abductor=3"
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/bodysnatch
 	cooldown_low = 600
 	cooldown_high = 600
 	human_only = 1
 	uses = 1
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/bodysnatch/activate()
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/bodysnatch/activate()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel something moving around inside you...</span>")
 	//spawn cocoon with clone greytide snpc inside
 	if(ishuman(owner))
 		var/obj/effect/cocoon/abductor/C = new (get_turf(owner))
 		C.Copy(owner)
 		C.Start()
-	owner.gib()
-	return
+	owner.adjustBruteLoss(40)
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(owner)
+	T.add_blood_floor(src)
 
 /obj/effect/cocoon/abductor
 	name = "slimy cocoon"
@@ -232,11 +227,18 @@
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/greytide/clone = new(src)
 	var/datum/dna/owner_dna = H.dna
 	clone.rename_character(clone.name, owner_dna.real_name)
-	clone.body_accessory = H.body_accessory
 	clone.dna = owner_dna.Clone()
 	clone.set_species(H.species.name)
+	clone.body_accessory = H.body_accessory
 	domutcheck(clone)
 
+	for(var/obj/item/I in clone)
+		if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/implant))
+			continue
+		if(istype(I, /obj/item/organ))
+			continue
+		qdel(I)
+
 	//There's no define for this / get all items ?
 	var/list/slots = list(slot_back,slot_w_uniform,slot_wear_suit,\
 	slot_wear_mask,slot_head,slot_shoes,slot_gloves,slot_l_ear,slot_r_ear,\
@@ -245,7 +247,7 @@
 	for(var/slot in slots)
 		var/obj/item/I = H.get_item_by_slot(slot)
 		if(I)
-			clone.equip_to_slot_if_possible(I,slot)
+			clone.equip_to_slot_or_del(new I.type(clone), slot)
 
 /obj/effect/cocoon/abductor/proc/Start()
 	hatch_time = world.time + 600
@@ -259,22 +261,25 @@
 			M.forceMove(get_turf(src))
 		qdel(src)
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/plasma
-	cooldown_low = 2400
-	cooldown_high = 3000
-	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=5;plasmatech=3;abductor=3"
-	uses = 1
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/plasma/activate()
-	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel bloated.</span>")
-	sleep(150)
-	if(!owner) return
-	to_chat(owner, "<span class='userdanger'>A massive stomachache overcomes you.</span>")
-	sleep(50)
-	if(!owner) return
-	owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[owner] explodes in a cloud of plasma!</span>")
-	var/turf/simulated/T = get_turf(owner)
-	if(istype(T))
-		T.atmos_spawn_air(SPAWN_TOXINS|SPAWN_20C,300)
-	owner.gib()
-	return
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/plasma
+	cooldown_low = 1200
+	cooldown_high = 1800
+	origin_tech = "materials=4;biotech=4;plasmatech=6;abductor=3"
+	uses = -1
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/plasma/activate()
+	spawn(0)
+		to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel bloated.</span>")
+		sleep(150)
+		if(!owner)
+			return
+		to_chat(owner, "<span class='userdanger'>A massive stomachache overcomes you.</span>")
+		sleep(50)
+		if(!owner)
+			return
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[owner] vomits a cloud of plasma!</span>")
+		var/turf/simulated/T = get_turf(owner)
+		if(istype(T))
+			T.atmos_spawn_air(SPAWN_TOXINS|SPAWN_20C,50)
+		owner.vomit()
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/machinery/dispenser.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/machinery/dispenser.dm
index 4ead0232a2f..3ddf442286c 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/machinery/dispenser.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/machinery/dispenser.dm
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 	return rgb(rand(0,255),rand(0,255),rand(0,255))
 
 /obj/machinery/abductor/gland_dispenser/New()
-	gland_types = subtypesof(/obj/item/organ/internal/gland)
+	gland_types = subtypesof(/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland)
 	gland_types = shuffle(gland_types)
 	gland_colors = new/list(gland_types.len)
 	amounts = new/list(gland_types.len)
@@ -59,7 +59,7 @@
 	return
 
 /obj/machinery/abductor/gland_dispenser/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W, mob/user, params)
-	if(istype(W, /obj/item/organ/internal/gland))
+	if(istype(W, /obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland))
 		if(!user.drop_item())
 			return
 		W.forceMove(src)
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/machinery/experiment.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/machinery/experiment.dm
index 755bd21e2e5..ba294efc500 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/machinery/experiment.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/machinery/experiment.dm
@@ -118,7 +118,7 @@
 	if(H.stat == DEAD)
 		atom_say("Specimen deceased - please provide fresh sample.")
 		return "<span class='bad'>Specimen deceased.</span>"
-	var/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/GlandTest = locate() in H.internal_organs
+	var/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/GlandTest = locate() in H.internal_organs
 	if(!GlandTest)
 		atom_say("Experimental dissection not detected!")
 		return "<span class='bad'>No glands detected!</span>"
@@ -147,7 +147,7 @@
 			obj_count++
 		ticker.mode.update_abductor_icons_added(H.mind)
 
-		for(var/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/G in H.internal_organs)
+		for(var/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/G in H.internal_organs)
 			G.Start()
 			point_reward++
 		if(point_reward > 0)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
index c7128ae8bf1..bae89acca6d 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -740,7 +740,7 @@
 	..()
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/contortionist/dropped(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
-	if(!user.get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/gland/ventcrawling))
+	if(!user.get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/heart/gland/ventcrawling))
 		user.ventcrawler = 0
 	..()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 275828fc97e..c516504abfb 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -1188,7 +1188,8 @@
 	else
 		AdjustLoseBreath(2, bound_lower = 0, bound_upper = 3)
 		adjustOxyLoss(5)
-		adjustBruteLoss(1)
+		Paralyse(4)
+		adjustBruteLoss(2)