diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy_melee_weapons.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy_melee_weapons.dm
index 4896ad6fbad..a4d6eea631a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy_melee_weapons.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/energy_melee_weapons.dm
@@ -228,6 +228,24 @@
 		else
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>It's already fabulous!</span>")
 
+
+/obj/item/melee/energy/sword/saber/hit_reaction(mob/living/carbon/human/owner, atom/movable/hitby, attack_text = "the attack", final_block_chance = 0, damage = 0, attack_type = MELEE_ATTACK)
+	if(!active)
+		return FALSE
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.) // they did not block the attack
+		return
+	if(istype(hitby, /obj/item/projectile))
+		var/obj/item/projectile/P = hitby
+		if(P.reflectability == REFLECTABILITY_NEVER) //only 1 magic spell does this, but hey, needed
+			owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[owner] blocks [attack_text] with [src]!</span>")
+			playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/effects/ric3.ogg', 100, TRUE)
+			return TRUE
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[owner] parries [attack_text] with [src]!</span>")
+		add_attack_logs(P.firer, src, "hit by [P.type] but got parried by [src]")
+		return -1
+	return TRUE
+
 /obj/item/melee/energy/sword/pirate
 	name = "energy cutlass"
 	desc = "Arrrr matey."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
index 0ed33e9da2e..cc999dde371 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
@@ -334,9 +334,23 @@
 		sleep(1)
 
 /obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/hit_reaction(mob/living/carbon/human/owner, atom/movable/hitby, attack_text = "the attack", final_block_chance = 0, damage = 0, attack_type = MELEE_ATTACK)
-	if(wielded)
-		return ..()
-	return FALSE
+	if(!wielded)
+		return FALSE
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.) // they did not block the attack
+		return
+
+	if(attack_type == THROWN_PROJECTILE_ATTACK)
+		if(!isitem(hitby))
+			return TRUE
+		var/obj/item/TT = hitby
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(TT, TYPE_PROC_REF(/atom/movable, throw_at), locateUID(TT.thrownby), 10, 4, owner), 0.2 SECONDS) //Timer set to 0.2 seconds to ensure item finshes the throwing to prevent double embeds
+		return TRUE
+	if(isitem(hitby))
+		melee_attack_chain(owner, hitby.loc)
+	else
+		melee_attack_chain(owner, hitby)
+	return TRUE
 
 /obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/attack_hulk(mob/living/carbon/human/user, does_attack_animation = FALSE)  //In case thats just so happens that it is still activated on the groud, prevents hulk from picking it up
 	if(wielded)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
index 38f6bd5330c..ada4f547865 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
@@ -625,6 +625,15 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ventcrawl_machinery, list(/obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/ven
 	hit_atom.hit_by_thrown_carbon(src, throwingdatum, damage, FALSE, FALSE)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/hit_by_thrown_carbon(mob/living/carbon/human/C, datum/thrownthing/throwingdatum, damage, mob_hurt, self_hurt)
+	for(var/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/D in contents)
+		if(D.wielded)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] impales [C] with [D], before dropping them on the ground!</span>")
+			C.apply_damage(100, BRUTE, "chest", sharp = TRUE, used_weapon = "Impaled on [D].")
+			C.Stun(2 SECONDS) //Punishment. This could also be used by a traitor to throw someone into a dsword to kill them, but hey, teamwork!
+			C.KnockDown(6 SECONDS)
+			D.melee_attack_chain(src, C) //attack animation / jedi spin
+			C.emote("scream")
+			return
 	. = ..()
 	KnockDown(3 SECONDS)