diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 12bf73b43d4..49466400585 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -1486,6 +1486,8 @@
 		if(species.default_language)
 			remove_language(species.default_language)
 
+		species.handle_pre_loss(src)
+
 	species = all_species[new_species]
 
 	if(oldspecies)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
index f1fbf8c8299..e0c35cbffa0 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
@@ -308,6 +308,14 @@
 
 /datum/species/proc/handle_post_spawn(var/mob/living/carbon/C) //Handles anything not already covered by basic species assignment.
 	handle_dna(C)
+	for (var/foo in abilities)
+		C.verbs |= foo
+	return
+
+// Used so that species lose their abilities before
+/datum/species/proc/handle_pre_loss(var/mob/living/carbon/C)
+	for (var/foo in abilities)
+		C.verbs -= foo
 	return
 
 /datum/species/proc/handle_dna(var/mob/living/carbon/C, var/remove) //Handles DNA mutations, as that doesn't work at init.
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station.dm
index b8a8338ccab..ebab34d6fc7 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station.dm
@@ -527,11 +527,9 @@
 		"r_foot" = list("path" = /obj/item/organ/external/foot/right/ipc)
 		)
 
+	abilities = list(/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/change_monitor,)
+
 /datum/species/machine/handle_death(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	H.h_style = ""
 	spawn(100)
 		if(H) H.update_hair()
-
-/datum/species/machine/handle_post_spawn(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
-	..()
-	H.verbs += /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/change_monitor
diff --git a/html/changelogs/crazylemon-funisdumb.yml b/html/changelogs/crazylemon-funisdumb.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..57184327dce
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/crazylemon-funisdumb.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+author: Crazylemon
+
+delete-after: True
+
+changes: 
+  - rscadd: "Fully enables a system to allow species to have unique procs and verbs that come and go with the species."
+  - rscdel: "IPCs lose their change monitor verb when changing species now. Gone are the days of recalling a past IPC life to perform self-barbery! Oh, woe is me!"