diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_general.dm b/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_general.dm
index 9c1aa48ef51..25103fd9be9 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_general.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_general.dm
@@ -1010,6 +1010,13 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uplink_items, subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item))
 	item = /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/iaa/blackjacket/armored
 	cost = 3
 
+/datum/uplink_item/badass/syndie_garments
+	name = "Syndicate Garment Bag"
+	desc = "A customised garment bag filled with all kinds of Syndicate attire, for the fashionable agent's needs. Proclaim your allegiance with style!"
+	reference = "GRMT"
+	item = /obj/item/storage/bag/garment/syndie
+	cost = 5
+
 ////////////////////////////////////////
 // MARK: BUNDLES AND TELECRYSTALS
 ////////////////////////////////////////
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/garment.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/garment.dm
index 789bacac3a3..96746f61434 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/garment.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/garment.dm
@@ -369,3 +369,26 @@
 	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/workboots/smithing(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/under/plasmaman/smith(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/plasmaman/smith(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/bag/garment/syndie
+	name = "suspicious garment bag"
+	icon_state = "garment_bag_syndie"
+	desc = "A bag for storing extra clothes and shoes. Judging by the colors, this one belongs to someone with malicious intent."
+
+/obj/item/storage/bag/garment/syndie/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate/tacticool(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate/combat(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate/greyman(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate/sniper(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/syndicate(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/balaclava(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/iaa/blackjacket(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/blacktrenchcoat(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/syndicate(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/syndie(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/neck/cloak/syndicate(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/black(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/fingerless(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/combat(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/laceup(src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
index 9a5c04b001e..58efd6a329b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
@@ -682,9 +682,11 @@
 		danger_counter = 0
 
 	U.purchase_log += "<BIG>[bicon(src)]</BIG>"
+	bought_items += /obj/item/storage/bag/garment/syndie // Guaranteed to spawn with drip (doesn't affect balance, it's only a bunch of fancy clothing)
 	for(var/item in bought_items)
 		var/obj/purchased = new item(src)
 		U.purchase_log += "<BIG>[bicon(purchased)]</BIG>"
+		itemlog += purchased.name // To make the item more readable for the log compared to just uplink_item.item
 	var/item_list = jointext(sortList(itemlog), ", ")
 	log_game("[key_name(user)] purchased a surplus crate with [item_list]")
 	user.create_log(MISC_LOG, "Surplus crate purchase with spawned items [item_list]")
diff --git a/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/abandoned_engi_sat.dm b/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/abandoned_engi_sat.dm
index 9d5e38cb0d0..8581222b518 100644
--- a/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/abandoned_engi_sat.dm
+++ b/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/abandoned_engi_sat.dm
@@ -5,6 +5,6 @@
 
 /obj/structure/closet/wardrobe/atmospherics_yellow/empty
 
-/obj/structure/closet/wardrobe/atmospherics_yellow/empty/populate_contents()
+/obj/structure/closet/wardrobe/atmospherics_yellow/populate_contents()
 	return
 
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 8f11a642f12..ce8312ebe2a 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -335,6 +335,37 @@
 		)
 	prescription_upgradable = TRUE
 
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/syndie
+	name = "suspicious glasses"
+	desc = "Suspicious-looking, stylish glasses. They don't look like they could protect you from a flash, however they have a slot around their lenses where something could easily be inserted."
+	icon_state = "syndieglasses"
+	item_state = "syndieglasses"
+
+	sprite_sheets = list(
+		"Vox" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/eyes.dmi',
+		"Grey" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/grey/eyes.dmi',
+		"Drask" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/drask/eyes.dmi',
+		"Kidan" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/eyes.dmi'
+		)
+	prescription_upgradable = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/syndie_sun
+	name = "suspicious shaded glasses"
+	desc = "Suspicious-looking, dark red, stylish glasses. They appear to have an additional eye-shielding layer over the lenses."
+	icon_state = "syndieglasses_sun"
+	item_state = "syndieglasses_sun"
+
+	sprite_sheets = list(
+		"Vox" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/eyes.dmi',
+		"Grey" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/grey/eyes.dmi',
+		"Drask" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/drask/eyes.dmi',
+		"Kidan" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/eyes.dmi'
+		)
+	see_in_dark = 1
+	flash_protect = FLASH_PROTECTION_FLASH
+	tint = FLASH_PROTECTION_FLASH
+	prescription_upgradable = TRUE
+
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses
 	name = "sunglasses"
 	desc = "Strangely ancient technology used to help provide rudimentary eye cover. Enhanced shielding blocks many flashes."
@@ -351,7 +382,6 @@
 		"Grey" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/grey/eyes.dmi',
 		"Kidan" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/eyes.dmi'
 		)
-
 	hide_examine = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses_fake
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/beret.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/beret.dm
index cb19769dc6a..06b02881d01 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/beret.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/beret.dm
@@ -267,6 +267,7 @@
 		"Kidan" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/head/beret.dmi'
 	)
 
+
 //NT Career Trainer
 /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/nct/black
 	name = "\improper NT Career Trainer's beret"
@@ -307,3 +308,15 @@
 	icon_state = "beret_solgovcelite"
 	item_color = "solgovcelite"
 	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
+
+//Traitor
+/obj/item/clothing/head/beret/syndicate
+	name = "syndicate beret"
+	desc = "A dark grey beret with the Syndicate’s unmistakable 'S' logo emblazoned on it. Wearing this just for the looks might not be the wisest idea..."
+	icon_state = "beret_syndie"
+	item_color = "beret_syndie"
+	sprite_sheets = list(
+		"Vox" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/head/beret.dmi',
+		"Drask" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/drask/head/beret.dmi',
+		"Kidan" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/head/beret.dmi'
+	)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/neck/cloaks.dm b/code/modules/clothing/neck/cloaks.dm
index e0aaa9d8dd6..cd8abd5c4b1 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/neck/cloaks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/neck/cloaks.dm
@@ -45,6 +45,11 @@
 	desc = "Worn by the Head of Personnel. It smells faintly of bureaucracy."
 	icon_state = "hopcloak"
 
+/obj/item/clothing/neck/cloak/syndicate
+	name = "suspicious cloak"
+	desc = "A half-cloak worn around the neck, featuring a color scheme that's both suspicious and stylish."
+	icon_state = "syndiecloak"
+
 //Mantles.
 
 /obj/item/clothing/neck/cloak/mantle
diff --git a/code/modules/crafting/tailoring.dm b/code/modules/crafting/tailoring.dm
index 435f5196d55..d85f38065cb 100644
--- a/code/modules/crafting/tailoring.dm
+++ b/code/modules/crafting/tailoring.dm
@@ -305,6 +305,24 @@
 	reqs = list(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson/sunglasses = 1)
 	category = CAT_CLOTHING
 
+/datum/crafting_recipe/hudsyndiesun
+	name = "Suspicious sunglasses"
+	result = list(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/syndie_sun)
+	time = 1 SECONDS
+	tools = list(TOOL_SCREWDRIVER)
+	reqs = list(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses = 1,
+				/obj/item/clothing/glasses/syndie = 1)
+	category = CAT_CLOTHING
+
+/datum/crafting_recipe/hudsyndiesunremoval
+	name = "Suspicious glasses flash protection removal"
+	result = list(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses = 1,
+				/obj/item/clothing/glasses/syndie = 1,)
+	time = 1 SECONDS
+	tools = list(TOOL_SCREWDRIVER)
+	reqs = list(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/syndie_sun = 1)
+	category = CAT_CLOTHING
+
 /datum/crafting_recipe/beergoggles
 	name = "Sunscanners"
 	result = list(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/reagent)
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/eyes.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/eyes.dmi
index 728ea3f4a8b..edb356df0af 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/eyes.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/eyes.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/head/beret.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/head/beret.dmi
index 160b9dbeea3..60597c195c0 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/head/beret.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/head/beret.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/neck.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/neck.dmi
index f7484d57d10..08941942172 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/neck.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/neck.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/species/drask/eyes.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/species/drask/eyes.dmi
index ef6bd08d672..db53f3b8029 100644
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diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/species/drask/head/beret.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/species/drask/head/beret.dmi
index 537dd06649b..c86a59301fe 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/species/drask/head/beret.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/species/drask/head/beret.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/species/grey/eyes.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/species/grey/eyes.dmi
index e0e4773e323..7cfeab7d075 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/species/grey/eyes.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/species/grey/eyes.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/eyes.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/eyes.dmi
index 92644b15eb5..c1628944af7 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/eyes.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/eyes.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/head/beret.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/head/beret.dmi
index 4e4facb6b88..0594c08205c 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/head/beret.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/species/kidan/head/beret.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/eyes.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/eyes.dmi
index f3dbd860e1a..3786ea4db3f 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/eyes.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/eyes.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/head/beret.dmi b/icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/head/beret.dmi
index 2fd32f31f07..0eb1cac6269 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/head/beret.dmi and b/icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/head/beret.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/bio_chips.dmi b/icons/obj/bio_chips.dmi
index be78aa87567..022e54e6032 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/bio_chips.dmi and b/icons/obj/bio_chips.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi
index ca7685c79d4..db490fef186 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi and b/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/head/beret.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/head/beret.dmi
index 6bbe1d91fa7..7008897a4ee 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/clothing/head/beret.dmi and b/icons/obj/clothing/head/beret.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/neck.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/neck.dmi
index 0bbb516382f..0c83fe1a6fb 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/clothing/neck.dmi and b/icons/obj/clothing/neck.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/storage.dmi b/icons/obj/storage.dmi
index 6621c3da0e9..18c9534c3f8 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/storage.dmi and b/icons/obj/storage.dmi differ
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index 85034a94f7e..086cbc82429 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -2408,34 +2408,34 @@
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\stat_states.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\taste.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\basic_mob.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\creature.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\feral_cat.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\killertomato.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\farm_animals\pig.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\farm_animals\deer_ai.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\farm_animals\cow.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\farm_animals\deer.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\farm_animals\deer_ai.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\farm_animals\pig.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\bats.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\bear.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\carp.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\creature.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\feral_cat.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\hellhound.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\hellhound_ai.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\hivebot.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\hivebot_ai.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\killertomato.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\skeleton_mob.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\giant_spider\giant_spider.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\giant_spider\giant_spider_actions.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\giant_spider\giant_spider_ai.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\gorilla\gorilla.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\gorilla\gorilla_emote.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\nether_mobs\blankbody.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\nether_mobs\faithless.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\nether_mobs\migo.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\nether_mobs\nether_mobs.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\farm_animals\cow.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\hellhound.dm"
-#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\hostile\hellhound_ai.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\minebots\minebot.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\minebots\minebot_abilities.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\minebots\minebot_ai.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\minebots\minebot_upgrades.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\nether_mobs\blankbody.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\nether_mobs\faithless.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\nether_mobs\migo.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\nether_mobs\nether_mobs.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\basic\retaliate\clown.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\brain\brain_death.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\brain\brain_emote.dm"