diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/food_poisoning.dm b/code/datums/diseases/food_poisoning.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..25166ecf13b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/food_poisoning.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+/datum/disease/food_poisoning
+	name = "Food Poisoning"
+	max_stages = 3
+	stage_prob = 5
+	spread_text = "Non-Contagious"
+	spread_flags = SPECIAL
+	cure_text = "Sleep"
+	agent = "Salmonella"
+	cures = list("chicken_soup")
+	cure_chance = 10
+	viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	desc = "Nausea, sickness, and vomitting."
+	severity = MINOR
+	disease_flags = CURABLE
+	spread_flags = NON_CONTAGIOUS
+	var/remissive = 0
+
+/datum/disease/food_poisoning/stage_act()
+	if(!remissive)
+		..()
+	if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(33))
+		to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='notice'>You feel better.</span>")
+		remissive = 1
+	if(remissive)
+		if(prob(stage_prob))
+			stage--
+			if(stage == 0)
+				cure()
+				return
+	switch(stage)
+		if(1)
+			if(prob(5))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your stomach feels weird.</span>")
+			if(prob(5))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>You feel queasy.</span>")
+		if(2)
+			if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(40))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='notice'>You feel better.</span>")
+				cure()
+				return
+			if(prob(1) && prob(10))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='notice'>You feel better.</span>")
+				cure()
+				return
+			if(prob(10))
+				affected_mob.emote("groan")
+			if(prob(5))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your stomach aches.</span>")
+			if(prob(5))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>You feel nauseous.</span>")
+		if(3)
+			if(affected_mob.sleeping && prob(25))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='notice'>You feel better.</span>")
+				cure()
+				return
+			if(prob(1) && prob(10))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='notice'>You feel better.</span>")
+				cure()
+				return
+			if(prob(10))
+				affected_mob.emote("moan")
+			if(prob(10))
+				affected_mob.emote("groan")
+			if(prob(1))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your stomach hurts.</span>")
+			if(prob(1))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>You feel sick.</span>")
+			if(prob(5))
+				if(affected_mob.nutrition > 10)
+					affected_mob.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[affected_mob] vomits on the floor profusely!</span>")
+					affected_mob.fakevomit(no_text = 1)
+					affected_mob.nutrition -= rand(3,5)
+				else
+					to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>Your stomach lurches painfully!</span>")
+					affected_mob.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[affected_mob] gags and retches!</span>")
+					affected_mob.Stun(rand(2,4))
+					affected_mob.Weaken(rand(2,4))
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/disease.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/disease.dm
index 9e2c4d89554..be1672434e4 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/disease.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/disease.dm
@@ -62,6 +62,17 @@
 	M.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/berserker(0))
 	..()
 
+/datum/reagent/salmonella
+	name = "Salmonella "
+	id = "salmonella "
+	description = "A nasty bacteria found in spoiled food."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#1E4600"
+
+/datum/reagent/salmonella/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/carbon/M as mob)
+	if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+	M.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/food_poisoning(0))
+	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/spore
 	name = "Blob Spores"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/food.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/food.dm
index a2f259242e8..e86ed8a2b11 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/food.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/food.dm
@@ -10,8 +10,10 @@ datum/reagent/questionmark/reaction_mob(var/mob/M, var/method=TOUCH, var/volume)
 	if(!istype(M, /mob/living))
 		return
 	if(method == INGEST)
+		M.Stun(2)
 		M.Weaken(2)
 		to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>Ugh! Eating that was a terrible idea!</span>")
+		M.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/food_poisoning(0))
 
 datum/reagent/egg
 	name = "Egg"
@@ -199,6 +201,7 @@ datum/reagent/fungus/reaction_mob(var/mob/M, var/method=TOUCH, var/volume)
 			M.reagents.add_reagent("toxin", rand(1,5))
 		else if(ranchance <= 5)
 			to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>That tasted absolutely FOUL.</span>")
+			M.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/food_poisoning(0))
 		else
 			to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Yuck!</span>")
 
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index cab6d3172c7..fa28523ca17 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -220,6 +220,7 @@
 #include "code\datums\diseases\fake_gbs.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\flu.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\fluspanish.dm"
+#include "code\datums\diseases\food_poisoning.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\gbs.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\magnitis.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\pierrot_throat.dm"