diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job_controller.dm b/code/game/jobs/job_controller.dm
index 29fe36dc74a..39c9cbffbc7 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job_controller.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job_controller.dm
@@ -340,7 +340,6 @@ var/global/datum/controller/occupations/job_master
 		H << "<b>As the [rank] you answer directly to [job.supervisors]. Special circumstances may change this.</b>"
 		if(job.req_admin_notify)
 			H << "<b>You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.</b>"
-		spawnId(H,rank)
 
 		if(H.mind.assigned_role == rank && H.mind.role_alt_title)
 			spawnId(H, rank, H.mind.role_alt_title)
@@ -375,12 +374,8 @@ var/global/datum/controller/occupations/job_master
 			C.assignment = title
 			C.name = "[C.registered_name]'s ID Card ([C.assignment])"
 			H.equip_to_slot_or_del(C, slot_wear_id)
-	/*	if(prob(50))
-			H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/pen(H), slot_r_store)
-		else
-			H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/pen/blue(H), slot_r_store)*/
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/pda(H), slot_belt)
-		if(locate(/obj/item/device/pda,H))//I bet this could just use locate.  It can --SkyMarshal
+		if(locate(/obj/item/device/pda,H))
 			var/obj/item/device/pda/pda = locate(/obj/item/device/pda,H)
 			pda.owner = H.real_name
 			pda.ownjob = C.assignment
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
index b070a95c265..ff401e94476 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
@@ -2810,6 +2810,28 @@ datum
 				..()
 				return
 
+		absinthe
+			name = "Absinthe"
+			id = "absinthe"
+			description = "An anise flavoured spirit famed for it's hallucinogenic properties."
+			reagent_state = LIQUID
+			color = "#7E4043" // rgb: 126, 64, 67
+
+			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+				if(!data) data = 1
+				data++
+				if(data >= 65 && data <125)
+					if (!M.stuttering) M.stuttering = 1
+					M.stuttering += 3
+				else if(data >= 145 && prob(33))
+					M.confused = max(M.confused+2,0)
+
+				if(data >= 65)
+					if (!M.hallucination) M.hallucination = 1
+					M.hallucination += 3
+				..()
+				return
+
 		tonic
 			name = "Tonic Water"
 			id = "tonic"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm
index 27eae0dc38e..36016e92c14 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm
@@ -238,7 +238,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/absinthe
 	name = "Jailbreaker Verte"
-	desc = "Twenty-fourth century Green Fairy, one sip of this and you just know you're gonna have a good time."
+	desc = "One sip of this and you just know you're gonna have a good time."
 	icon_state = "absinthebottle"
 	New()
 		..()