diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index dd5772149a0..c2e4eb8273d 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -1599,7 +1599,7 @@
 					/obj/item/fish_eggs/electric_eel = 10, /obj/item/fish_eggs/shrimp = 5, /obj/item/toy/pet_rock = 100,
 					)
 	contraband = list(/obj/item/fish_eggs/babycarp = 5)
-	premium = list(/obj/item/toy/pet_rock/fred = 1, /obj/item/toy/pet_rock/roxie = 1)
+	premium = list(/obj/item/toy/pet_rock/fred = 1, /obj/item/toy/pet_rock/roxie = 1, /obj/item/clothing/gloves/fingerless/rapid/headpat = 1)
 	refill_canister = /obj/item/vending_refill/crittercare
 
 /obj/machinery/vending/crittercare/free
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/gloves/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/gloves/miscellaneous.dm
index a06b01de65d..a47381f6bfd 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/gloves/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/gloves/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -152,10 +152,25 @@
 /obj/item/clothing/gloves/fingerless/rapid
 	name = "Gloves of the North Star"
 	desc = "Just looking at these fills you with an urge to beat the shit out of people."
+	var/accepted_intents = list(INTENT_HARM)
+	var/click_speed_modifier = CLICK_CD_RAPID
 
 /obj/item/clothing/gloves/fingerless/rapid/Touch(mob/living/target, proximity = TRUE)
 	var/mob/living/M = loc
 
-	if(M.a_intent == INTENT_HARM)
-		M.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_RAPID)
-	.= FALSE
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+	if(M.a_intent in accepted_intents)
+		M.changeNext_move(click_speed_modifier)
+	.= FALSE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/fingerless/rapid/admin
+	name = "Advanced Interactive Gloves"
+	desc = "The gloves are covered in indecipherable buttons and dials, your mind warps my merely looking at them."
+	accepted_intents = list(INTENT_HELP, INTENT_DISARM, INTENT_GRAB, INTENT_HARM)
+	click_speed_modifier = 0
+	siemens_coefficient = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/fingerless/rapid/headpat
+	name = "Gloves of Headpats"
+	desc = "You feel the irresistable urge to give headpats by merely glimpsing these."
+	accepted_intents = list(INTENT_HELP)
+	click_speed_modifier = 0 // That's some serious headpatting
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