Hopefully final magic fixes, and fixes the possessor

code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm

@@ -49,30 +49,13 @@
 	return 1
 
 /obj/structure/closet/proc/dump_contents()
-	//Cham Projector Exception
-	for(var/obj/effect/dummy/chameleon/AD in src)
-		AD.forceMove(loc)
-
-	for(var/obj/I in src)
-		I.forceMove(loc)
-
-	for(var/mob/M in src)
-		moveMob(M, loc)
-		if(M.client)
-			M.client.eye = M.client.mob
-			M.client.perspective = MOB_PERSPECTIVE
-
-/obj/structure/closet/proc/moveMob(var/mob/M, var/atom/destination)
-	loc.Exited(M)
-	M.loc = destination
-	if(isturf(loc))
-		loc.Entered(M, src, ignoreRest = 1)
-	else
-		loc.Entered(M, src)
-	for(var/atom/movable/AM in loc)
-		if(istype(AM, /obj/item))
-			continue
-		AM.Crossed(M)
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+	for(var/atom/movable/AM in src)
+		AM.forceMove(T)
+		if(throwing) // you keep some momentum when getting out of a thrown closet
+			step(AM, dir)
+	if(throwing)
+		throwing = 0
 
 /obj/structure/closet/proc/open()
 	if(src.opened)
@@ -126,7 +109,7 @@
 			M.client.perspective = EYE_PERSPECTIVE
 			M.client.eye = src
 
-		moveMob(M, src)
+		M.forceMove(src)
 		itemcount++
 
 	src.icon_state = src.icon_closed

code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm

@@ -60,10 +60,9 @@
 		qdel(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/dump_contents()
-
-	if(istype(src.loc, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue))
-		var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue/S = src.loc
-		src.loc = S.loc
+	if(istype(loc, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue))
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue/S = loc
+		forceMove(S.loc)
 		if(S.mind)
 			for(var/mob/M in contents)
 				S.mind.transfer_to(M)
@@ -71,24 +70,19 @@
 				break
 		qdel(S)
 
-
-	for(var/obj/O in src)
-		O.loc = src.loc
-
 	for(var/mob/living/M in src)
-		M.loc = src.loc
+		M.forceMove(loc)
 		M.disabilities -= MUTE
 		M.take_overall_damage((M.health - health - 100),0) //any new damage the statue incurred is transfered to the mob
 		if(M.client)
 			M.client.eye = M.client.mob
 			M.client.perspective = MOB_PERSPECTIVE
-
+			
+	..()
 
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/open()
 	return
 
-
-
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/open()
 	return