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code/modules/events/meaty_gore.dm

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+/datum/event/dust/gore/announce()
+		command_announcement.Announce("Unknown biological debris have been detected near [station_name()], please stand-by.", "Debris Alert")
+
+/datum/event/dust/gore/setup()
+	qnty = rand(45,125)
+
+/datum/event/dust/gore/start()
+	while(qnty-- > 0)
+		new /obj/effect/space_dust/gore()
+		if(prob(10))
+			sleep(rand(10,15))
+
+/obj/effect/space_dust/gore
+	icon = 'icons/mob/human.dmi'
+	icon_state = "body_m_s"
+
+	strength = 1
+	life = 1
+
+/obj/effect/space_dust/gore/Bump(atom/A)
+	if(prob(20))
+		spawn(1)
+			for(var/mob/M in range(10, src))
+				if(!M.stat && !istype(M, /mob/living/silicon/ai))
+					shake_camera(M, 3, 1)
+	if (A)
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
+		walk(src,0)
+		invisibility = 101
+		new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood(get_turf(A))
+		if(ismob(A))
+			A.ex_act(strength)
+		else
+			spawn(0)
+				if(A)
+					A.ex_act(strength)
+				if(src)
+					walk_towards(src,goal,1)
+		life--
+		if(!life)
+			if(prob(80))
+				gibs(loc)
+				if(prob(45))
+					new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat(loc)
+					new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/gibs(loc)
+
+			qdel(src)

code/modules/events/meaty_ops.dm

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+/datum/event/dust/goreop/announce()
+	var/meteor_declaration = "MeteorOps have declared thier intent to utterly destroy [station_name()] with thier own bodies, and dares the crew to try and stop them."
+	command_announcement.Announce(meteor_declaration, "Declaration of 'War'", 'sound/effects/siren.ogg')
+
+/datum/event/dust/goreop/setup()
+	qnty = rand(45,125)
+
+/datum/event/dust/goreop/start()
+	while(qnty-- > 0)
+		new /obj/effect/space_dust/gore()
+		if(prob(10))
+			sleep(rand(10,15))
+
+/obj/effect/space_dust/goreop
+	icon = 'icons/mob/animal.dmi'
+	icon_state = "syndicaterangedpsace"
+
+	strength = 1
+	life = 1
+
+/obj/effect/space_dust/goreop/Bump(atom/A)
+	if(prob(20))
+		spawn(1)
+			for(var/mob/M in range(10, src))
+				if(!M.stat && !istype(M, /mob/living/silicon/ai))
+					shake_camera(M, 3, 1)
+	if (A)
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
+		walk(src,0)
+		invisibility = 101
+		new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood(get_turf(A))
+		if(ismob(A))
+			A.ex_act(strength)
+		else
+			spawn(0)
+				if(A)
+					A.ex_act(strength)
+				if(src)
+					walk_towards(src,goal,1)
+		life--
+		if(!life)
+			if(prob(80))
+				gibs(loc)
+				if(prob(45))
+					new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat(loc)
+					new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/gibs(loc)
+
+			qdel(src)