diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job/security.dm b/code/game/jobs/job/security.dm
index abcded54f1f..cc8caa6284e 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job/security.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job/security.dm
@@ -120,6 +120,7 @@
 /*		var/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/CIG = new /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette(H)
 		CIG.light("")
 		H.equip_or_collect(CIG, slot_wear_mask)	*/
+		H.equip_or_collect(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/noir(H),slot_glasses)
 		H.equip_or_collect(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/black(H), slot_gloves)
 		if(H.mind.role_alt_title && H.mind.role_alt_title == "Forensic Technician")
 			H.equip_or_collect(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/forensics/blue(H), slot_wear_suit)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm
index 298c5b75f53..3f75bca668c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@ var/global/list/image/splatter_cache=list()
 	var/basecolor="#A10808" // Color when wet.
 	var/list/datum/disease2/disease/virus2 = list()
 	var/amount = 5
+	appearance_flags = NO_CLIENT_COLOR
 
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/New()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
index 9f4ff977321..2aa4ce9db01 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
@@ -349,6 +349,8 @@
 		new /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/revolver/detective(src)
 		new /obj/item/taperoll/police(src)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/accessory/holster/armpit(src)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/yeah(src)
+		new /obj/item/device/flashlight/seclite(src)
 		return
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/detective/update_icon()
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
index 39301d01fe0..c956975f13a 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
@@ -141,6 +141,7 @@
 	var/invisa_view = 0
 	var/flash_protect = 0		//Mal: What level of bright light protection item has. 1 = Flashers, Flashes, & Flashbangs | 2 = Welding | -1 = OH GOD WELDING BURNT OUT MY RETINAS
 	var/tint = 0				//Mal: Sets the item's level of visual impairment tint, normally set to the same as flash_protect
+	var/color_view = null//overrides client.color while worn
 	strip_delay = 20			//	   but seperated to allow items to protect but not impair vision, like space helmets
 	put_on_delay = 25
 	species_restricted = list("exclude","Kidan")
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 2c3566c767d..e2b3a96de71 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -207,6 +207,47 @@
 		"Vox" = 'icons/mob/species/vox/eyes.dmi'
 		)
 
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/noir
+	name = "noir sunglasses"
+	desc = "Somehow these seem even more out-of-date than normal sunglasses."
+	color_view = list(0.3, 0.3, 0.3, 0,\
+						0.3, 0.3, 0.3, 0,\
+ 						0.3, 0.3, 0.3, 0,\
+ 						0.0, 0.0, 0.0, 1,) //greyscale
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/noir/equipped(mob/user, slot)
+	if(color_view && user.client && !user.client.color)
+		animate(user.client, color = color_view, time = 10)
+
+	..(user, slot)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/noir/dropped(mob/user)
+	if(user.client && user.client.color)
+		animate(user.client, color = null, time = 10)
+	..(user)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/yeah
+	name = "agreeable glasses"
+	desc = "H.C Limited edition."
+	var/punused = null
+	action_button_name = "YEAH!"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/yeah/attack_self()
+	pun()
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/yeah/verb/pun()
+	set category = "Object"
+	set name = "YEAH!"
+	set src in usr
+	if(!punused)//one per round
+		punused = 1
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/misc/yeah.ogg', 100, 1)
+	else
+		usr << "The moment is gone."
+
+
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/reagent
 	name = "sunscanners"
 	desc = "Strangely ancient technology used to help provide rudimentary eye color. Outfitted with apparatus to scan individual reagents."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
index 15449efe109..75b82119fd6 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
@@ -433,14 +433,6 @@
 				if(!G.see_darkness)
 					H.see_invisible = SEE_INVISIBLE_MINIMUM
 
-				//switch(G.HUDType)
-				//	if(SECHUD)
-				//		process_sec_hud(H,1)
-				//	if(MEDHUD)
-				//		process_med_hud(H,1)
-				//	if(ANTAGHUD)
-				//		process_antag_hud(H)
-
 		if(H.head)
 			if(istype(H.head, /obj/item/clothing/head))
 				var/obj/item/clothing/head/hat = H.head
diff --git a/sound/misc/yeah.ogg b/sound/misc/yeah.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..355d46019e1
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/misc/yeah.ogg differ