diff --git a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
index a55a2b4f737..8ac63df7061 100644
--- a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
+++ b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
@@ -259,6 +259,10 @@
 	desc = "A deluxe Waffle Co. brand bar of soap. Smells of comdoms."
 	icon_state = "soapdeluxe"
 
+/obj/item/weapon/soap/syndie
+	desc = "An untrustworthy bar of soap. Smells of fear."
+	icon_state = "soapsyndie"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/bedsheet
 	name = "bedsheet"
 	desc = "Nice, linen, bedsheet. Perfect to put on."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/devices/PDA/uplink.dm b/code/game/objects/devices/PDA/uplink.dm
index ba9475c7af5..cf425009637 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/devices/PDA/uplink.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/devices/PDA/uplink.dm
@@ -62,6 +62,7 @@
 	menu_message += "<A href='byond://?src=\ref[src];buy_item=singubeacon'>Singularity Beacon</A> (does not include a screwdriver) (7)<BR>"
 	menu_message += "<BR>"
 	menu_message += "<A href='byond://?src=\ref[src];buy_item=toolbox'>Syndicate Toolbox</A> (Includes various tools) (1)<BR>"
+	menu_message += "<A href='byond://?src=\ref[src];buy_item=soap'>Syndicate Soap</A> (1)<BR>"
 	menu_message += "<A href='byond://?src=\ref[src];buy_item=balloon'>Syndicate Balloon</A> (Useless) (10)<BR>"
 	menu_message += "<BR>"
 	menu_message += "<A href='byond://?src=\ref[src];buy_item=bundle'>Syndicate Bundle</A> (Contains an assorted selection of syndicate items)(10)<BR>"
@@ -193,6 +194,10 @@
 				if(uses)
 					uses--
 					new /obj/item/weapon/storage/toolbox/syndicate(get_turf(hostpda))
+			if("soap")
+				if(uses)
+					uses--
+					new /obj/item/weapon/soap/syndie(get_turf(src))
 			if("balloon")
 				if(uses >= 10)
 					uses -= 10
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
index 444ca009034..4fa32349c00 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ BIKE HORN
 /obj/item/weapon/soap/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user as mob)
 	if(istype(target,/obj/decal/cleanable))
 		del(target)
-		user << "\blue You scrub the [name] out."
+		user << "\blue You scrub the [target.name] out."
 	else
 		target.clean_blood()
 		user << "\blue You clean the [target.name]."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/uplinks.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/uplinks.dm
index 5db34ba51b1..1068f6c9461 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/uplinks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/uplinks.dm
@@ -62,6 +62,7 @@ SYNDICATE UPLINK
 			dat += "<A href='byond://?src=\ref[src];buy_item=lawmod'>Hacked AI Module</A> (7)<BR>"
 			dat += "<BR>"
 			dat += "<A href='byond://?src=\ref[src];buy_item=toolbox'>Syndicate Toolbox</A> (Includes various tools) (1)<BR>"
+			dat += "<A href='byond://?src=\ref[src];buy_item=soap'>Syndicate Soap</A> (1)<BR>"
 			dat += "<A href='byond://?src=\ref[src];buy_item=balloon'>Syndicate Balloon</A> (Useless) (10)<BR>"
 			dat += "<HR>"
 			if (src.origradio)
@@ -182,6 +183,10 @@ SYNDICATE UPLINK
 					if(uses)
 						uses--
 						new /obj/item/weapon/storage/toolbox/syndicate(get_turf(src))
+				if("soap")
+					if(uses)
+						uses--
+						new /obj/item/weapon/soap/syndie(get_turf(src))
 				if("balloon")
 					if (src.uses >= 10)
 						uses -= 10
diff --git a/icons/obj/items.dmi b/icons/obj/items.dmi
index 73abe7a6cc3..aaab1b1f4f8 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/items.dmi and b/icons/obj/items.dmi differ