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+In-Hand DMI Compile System
+==========================
+
+A shitty hack by N3X15
+
+WHY THE FUCK?
+-------------
+
+BYOND 499 limited the number of icon states that can be
+added to a DMI to 512 states.  Why?  Who fucking knows.
+Magically, DM can't edit them but the server doesn't
+care how big they are, so it's probably a shitty hack
+so they don't have to change the array's index type.
+
+Whatever the case, we ran into this wall.  You cannot edit
+items_lefthand and items_righthand with BYOND anymore.  We
+filed a bug report: http://www.byond.com/forum/?post=1507331
+
+They closed it with "Not a Bug".
+
+So, here we are.  The only way to edit DMIs that big 
+is with third-party tools like OpenBYOND.
+
+How to Compile
+--------------
+
+Simply dump your DMIs into the appropriate folder and run
+compile.py from within this folder.  It'll build the DMIs
+and jam everything into a single meta-DMI for you.
+
+Simple.
+
+Adding More Output Targets
+--------------------------
+
+If you've run into the problem mentioned above with another
+DMI, have no fear:  Just edit compile.py and add the new
+output target to the ToBuild dict as shown in the comments.
+
+License
+-------
+
+MIT
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diff --git a/icons/mob/in-hand/compile.py b/icons/mob/in-hand/compile.py
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+'''
+Created on Feb 28, 2014
+
+@author: Rob
+'''
+import os, sys, logging
+
+ToBuild={
+#   ' file to build':         'directory to pull from/',
+    '../items_lefthand.dmi':  'left/',
+    '../items_righthand.dmi': 'right/'
+}
+
+# Tell Python where to find OpenBYOND.
+# Assuming we're in icons/mob/in-hand
+sys.path.append('../../../tools/OpenBYOND/src')
+
+from com.byond.DMI import DMI
+from DMITool import compare_all
+
+def buildDMI(directory, output):
+    dmi = DMI(output)
+    logging.info('Creating {0}...'.format(output))
+    for root, _, files in os.walk(directory):
+        for filename in files:
+            if filename.endswith('.dmi') and not filename.endswith('.new.dmi'):
+                filepath = os.path.join(root,filename)
+                logging.info('Adding {0}...'.format(filename,output))
+                subdmi = DMI(filepath)
+                subdmi.loadAll()
+                if subdmi.icon_height!=32 or subdmi.icon_width!=32:
+                    logging.warn('Skipping {0} - Invalid icon size.'.format(filepath))
+                changes = 0
+                for state_name in subdmi.states:
+                    if state_name in dmi.states:
+                        logging.warn('Skipping state {0}:{1} - State exists.'.format(filepath,state_name))
+                        continue
+                    dmi.states[state_name]=subdmi.states[state_name]
+                    changes += 1
+                logging.info('Added {0} states.'.format(changes))
+    #save
+    logging.info('Saving {0} states to {1}...'.format(len(dmi.states),output))
+    dmi.save(output)
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    # Cheating, but useful for checking for unsync'd stuff
+    compare_all('left/','right/','in-hand_sync_report.txt',None,newfile_theirs=False,newfile_mine=False)
+    for output, input_dir in ToBuild.items():
+        buildDMI(input_dir,output)
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+# DMITool Difference Report: C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\left C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\right
+--- C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\left\cable_stuff.dmi
++++ C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\right\cable_stuff.dmi
+ + cuff_cyan
+ + cuff_orange
+ + cuff_pink
+ + cuff_white
+--- C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\left\guns.dmi
++++ C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\right\guns.dmi
+ + scythe0
+--- C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\left\rpd.dmi
++++ C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\right\rpd.dmi
+ + rpd
+--- C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\left\swords_axes.dmi
++++ C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\right\swords_axes.dmi
+ + axe0
+ + axe1
+ - dualsaber0
+ - dualsaber1
+ - fireaxe0
+ - fireaxe1
+ - katana
+ - scythe0
+ - unathiknife
+--- C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\left\vox_civvie.dmi
++++ C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\right\vox_civvie.dmi
+ + vox-pressure-security
+--- C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\left\zz_old_items_lefthand.dmi
++++ C:\Users\Rob\Documents\Projects\vgstation13\icons\mob\in-hand\right\zz_old_items_lefthand.dmi
+ + DONGS
+ + Gibtonite ore
+ + altair_locket
+ + an_tank
+ + analyzer
+ + armor
+ + armor_reflec
+ + assembly
+ + atmos_gold_hardsuit
+ + atmos_gold_helm
+ + atmos_hardsuit
+ + atmos_helm
+ + atmos_suit
+ + atoxinbottle
+ + autoinjector
+ + axe0
+ + axe1
+ + b_mask
+ + b_shoes
+ + b_shoesold
+ + b_suit
+ + ba_suit
+ + backpack
+ + balloon
+ + balloon-empty
+ + banana_peel
+ + basketball
+ + baton
+ + beachball
+ + beaker
+ + bedsheet
+ + beer
+ + bgloves
+ + bible
+ + bike_horn
+ + bio_hood
+ + bio_orange
+ + bio_suit
+ + bl_shoes
+ + bl_shoesold
+ + bl_suit
+ + blackskirt
+ + blade
+ + blindfold
+ + blueprints
+ + bombvest
+ + brain2
+ + brick
+ + briefcase
+ + broken_beer
+ + broom
+ + browncane
+ + brutepack
+ + bucket
+ + buckler
+ + bucklerOLD
+ + buildpipe
+ + burger
+ + butch
+ + butcher_knife
+ + c20r
+ + c_tube
+ + cakehat0
+ + cakehat1
+ + candy
+ + canister
+ + caphat
+ + capspacehelmet
+ + capspacesuit
+ + captainpack
+ + card-id
+ + cardborg
+ + cardborg_h
+ + carton
+ + caution
+ + ce_hardsuit
+ + ce_helm
+ + cell
+ + centcom
+ + centhat
+ + cespace_helmet
+ + cespace_suit
+ + chain
+ + chainmail
+ + chef
+ + chefhat
+ + chickensuit
+ + chips
+ + cigoff
+ + cigon
+ + cigpacket
+ + classic_baton
+ + claymore
+ + cleaner
+ + clipboard
+ + clown
+ + clown_hat
+ + clown_shoes
+ + clownpack
+ + coffee
+ + coil
+ + coil_blue
+ + coil_cyan
+ + coil_green
+ + coil_orange
+ + coil_pink
+ + coil_red
+ + coil_white
+ + coil_yellow
+ + cola
+ + contliquid
+ + contsolid
+ + contvapour
+ + coolant-c
+ + crossbow
+ + crossbow-solid
+ + crowbar
+ + crowbar_red
+ + cueball
+ + cuff_blue
+ + cuff_cyan
+ + cuff_green
+ + cuff_orange
+ + cuff_pink
+ + cuff_red
+ + cuff_white
+ + cuff_yellow
+ + cultblade
+ + culthood
+ + cultpack
+ + cultrobes
+ + cutlass0
+ + cutlass1
+ + cutters
+ + cutters_yellow
+ + daederic
+ + deagleg
+ + death_commando_mask
+ + death_commando_suit
+ + deathnettle
+ + det
+ + det_hat
+ + det_suit
+ + dg_suit
+ + dnainjector
+ + donut1
+ + donut2
+ + dpickaxe
+ + dr_gibb
+ + dropper
+ + dualsaber0
+ + dualsaber1
+ + dualsaberblue1
+ + dualsabergreen1
+ + dualsaberpurple1
+ + dualsaberrainbow1
+ + dualsaberred1
+ + earmuffs
+ + egg
+ + egg1
+ + egg2
+ + egg3
+ + egg4
+ + egg5
+ + electronic
+ + electropack
+ + emergency
+ + emergency_double
+ + emergency_engi
+ + emp
+ + energy_drink
+ + energykill
+ + energykill0
+ + energykill100
+ + energykill25
+ + energykill50
+ + energykill75
+ + energystun
+ + energystun0
+ + energystun100
+ + energystun25
+ + energystun50
+ + energystun75
+ + eng_hardsuit
+ + eng_helm
+ + engi_suit
+ + engiepack
+ + engspace_helmet
+ + engspace_suit
+ + eshield0
+ + eshield1
+ + faggot
+ + fire_extinguisher
+ + fire_suit
+ + fireaxe0
+ + fireaxe1
+ + firefighter
+ + firstaid
+ + firstaid-advanced
+ + firstaid-ointment
+ + firstaid-toxin
+ + flamethrower_0
+ + flamethrower_1
+ + flare
+ + flashlight
+ + foamcrossbow
+ + focus
+ + fr_jacket
+ + g_suit
+ + galoshes
+ + gas_alt
+ + gas_mask
+ + gift
+ + giftbag
+ + glasses
+ + gold_id
+ + gpickaxe
+ + greatcoat
+ + greenbandana
+ + gun
+ + gy_suit
+ + handcuff
+ + harpoon
+ + hatchet
+ + headset
+ + healthanalyzer
+ + helm-command
+ + helm-orange
+ + helmet
+ + hfrequency0
+ + hfrequency1
+ + hoe
+ + holidaypriest
+ + ice_tea_can
+ + imperium_monk
+ + implantcase
+ + ithaqua
+ + jackboots
+ + jackhammer
+ + janitor
+ + jensencoat
+ + jensensuit
+ + jetpack
+ + jetpack-black
+ + jetpack-void
+ + johnny
+ + johnny_coat
+ + judge
+ + katana
+ + kilt
+ + kineticgun
+ + kingyellow
+ + knife
+ + kobskull
+ + koran
+ + l6closedmag
+ + l6closednomag
+ + l6openmag
+ + l6opennomag
+ + labcoat
+ + lamp
+ + lampgreen
+ + laser
+ + latexballon
+ + lawyer_black
+ + lawyer_blue
+ + lawyer_red
+ + lb_suit
+ + lemon-lime
+ + lgloves
+ + lipstick
+ + lipstickopen
+ + m_mask
+ + magboots
+ + medibottle
+ + medical_hardsuit
+ + medical_helm
+ + medicalpack
+ + melted
+ + miniFE
+ + mining_hardsuit
+ + mining_helm
+ + mop
+ + mousetrap
+ + multitool
+ + muzzle
+ + nazi1
+ + necronomicon
+ + nettle
+ + newspaper
+ + nothing
+ + nucgun
+ + nucgun0
+ + nucgun100
+ + nucgun25
+ + nucgun50
+ + nucgun75
+ + nullrod
+ + nun
+ + nursesuit
+ + o_shoes
+ + o_shoes1
+ + o_suit
+ + ointment
+ + overalls
+ + owl
+ + owl_mask
+ + oxygen
+ + oxygen-c
+ + oxygen_f
+ + oxygen_fr
+ + p_suit
+ + paintcan
+ + paper
+ + pen
+ + pickaxe
+ + pie
+ + pill
+ + pizzabox1
+ + plantbgone
+ + plasma
+ + plasma-c
+ + plasticbag
+ + plasticx
+ + pneumatic
+ + pneumatic-tank
+ + ppickaxe
+ + prod
+ + psyche
+ + pulse
+ + pulse0
+ + pulse100
+ + pulse25
+ + pulse50
+ + pulse75
+ + purple_can
+ + pwig
+ + quarrel
+ + r_feet
+ + r_hands
+ + r_head
+ + r_shoes
+ + r_suit
+ + rack_parts
+ + rad_suit
+ + radio
+ + rainbow
+ + rcd
+ + rcdammo
+ + rejuvbottle
+ + rev_headballoon
+ + revballoon
+ + rig_helm
+ + rig_suit
+ + riot
+ + riotgun
+ + ro_suit
+ + rods
+ + rolling_pin
+ + roman_shield
+ + rpd
+ + rubberducky
+ + s-ninja_mask
+ + s-ninja_suit
+ + s_helmet
+ + s_mask
+ + s_suit
+ + santa
+ + santahat
+ + saw3
+ + scalpel
+ + scientology
+ + scrapbook
+ + scratch
+ + screwdriver
+ + screwdriver_blue
+ + screwdriver_brown
+ + screwdriver_cyan
+ + screwdriver_green
+ + screwdriver_purple
+ + screwdriver_yellow
+ + scythe0
+ + sec-case
+ + sec_hardsuit
+ + sec_helm
+ + secsoft
+ + securitypack
+ + shard-glass
+ + sheet-card
+ + sheet-glass
+ + sheet-metal
+ + sheet-rglass
+ + shotgun
+ + shovel
+ + signaler
+ + silver_id
+ + sl_suit
+ + sodawater
+ + sord
+ + space-up
+ + space_helmet_syndicate
+ + space_mountain_wind
+ + space_suit_syndicate
+ + spade
+ + spearglass0
+ + spearglass1
+ + speargun
+ + spickaxe
+ + spoon
+ + spraycan
+ + staff
+ + staffofchange
+ + stamp
+ + starkist
+ + stick
+ + stool
+ + straight_jacket
+ + suit-command
+ + suit-orange
+ + sunflower
+ + sunglasses
+ + swat_gl
+ + swat_hel
+ + swat_sh
+ + swat_suit
+ + sword0
+ + swordblue
+ + swordchain
+ + swordgreen
+ + swordpurple
+ + swordrainbow
+ + swordred
+ + syndballoon
+ + syndicate-black
+ + syndicate-black-blue
+ + syndicate-black-green
+ + syndicate-black-red
+ + syndicate-green
+ + syndicate-green-dark
+ + syndicate-helm-black
+ + syndicate-helm-black-blue
+ + syndicate-helm-black-green
+ + syndicate-helm-black-red
+ + syndicate-helm-green
+ + syndicate-helm-green-dark
+ + syndie_hardsuit
+ + syndie_helm
+ + syringe_0
+ + syringe_1
+ + syringe_10
+ + syringe_15
+ + syringe_5
+ + syringe_kit
+ + syringegun
+ + table_parts
+ + taser
+ + taser0
+ + taser100
+ + taser25
+ + taser50
+ + taser75
+ + tdgreen
+ + tdhelm
+ + tdred
+ + template
+ + that
+ + thirteen_loko
+ + tile
+ + tonic
+ + toolbox_blue
+ + toolbox_red
+ + toolbox_syndi
+ + toolbox_yellow
+ + toxinbottle
+ + toysword0
+ + toysword1
+ + trashbag
+ + ty_necklace
+ + unathiknife
+ + upickaxe
+ + vhammer
+ + vhelmet
+ + vialblue
+ + vialgreen
+ + violin
+ + vox-helmet-engineer
+ + vox-helmet-medical
+ + vox-helmet-normal
+ + vox-helmet-science
+ + vox-helmet-security
+ + vox-helmet-specops
+ + vox-pressure-engineer
+ + vox-pressure-medical
+ + vox-pressure-normal
+ + vox-pressure-science
+ + vox-pressure-security
+ + vox-pressure-specops
+ + w_shoes
+ + w_suit
+ + waiter
+ + warden
+ + wcoat
+ + welder
+ + welder1
+ + welding
+ + welding-g
+ + weldingoff
+ + wiz_hardsuit
+ + wiz_helm
+ + wizhat
+ + wizrobe
+ + wizshoe
+ + wrap_paper
+ + wrench
+ + xenos_helm
+ + xenos_suit
+ + y_suit
+ + ygloves
+ + zippo
+ + zippoon
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