diff --git a/code/datums/spells/cluwne.dm b/code/datums/spells/cluwne.dm
index fe0e02bda6d..af1d768d53f 100644
--- a/code/datums/spells/cluwne.dm
+++ b/code/datums/spells/cluwne.dm
@@ -13,7 +13,10 @@
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/makeCluwne()
 	to_chat(src, "<span class='danger'>You feel funny.</span>")
-	adjustBrainLoss(80)
+	if(!get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/brain/cluwne))
+		var/obj/item/organ/internal/brain/cluwne/idiot_brain = new
+		idiot_brain.insert(src, make_cluwne = 0)
+	setBrainLoss(80)
 	nutrition = 9000
 	overeatduration = 9000
 	Confused(30)
@@ -25,8 +28,7 @@
 	mutations.Add(NERVOUS)
 	dna.SetSEState(NERVOUSBLOCK, 1, 1)
 	genemutcheck(src, NERVOUSBLOCK, null, MUTCHK_FORCED)
-
-	animate_clownspell(src)
+	rename_character(real_name, "cluwne")
 
 	unEquip(w_uniform, 1)
 	unEquip(shoes, 1)
@@ -37,7 +39,6 @@
 	equip_to_slot_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/cursedclown, slot_gloves, 1, 1, 1)
 	equip_to_slot_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/mask/cursedclown, slot_wear_mask, 1, 1, 1)
 	equip_to_slot_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/cursedclown, slot_shoes, 1, 1, 1)
-	real_name = "cluwne"
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/makeAntiCluwne()
 	to_chat(src, "<span class='danger'>You don't feel very funny.</span>")
@@ -51,8 +52,7 @@
 
 	var/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/cursed/tumor = get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/cursed)
 	if(tumor)
-		tumor.remove(src, clean_remove = 1)
-		qdel(tumor)
+		tumor.remove(src)
 	else
 		mutations.Remove(CLUMSY)
 		mutations.Remove(COMICBLOCK)
@@ -64,8 +64,6 @@
 	dna.SetSEState(NERVOUSBLOCK, 0)
 	genemutcheck(src, NERVOUSBLOCK, null, MUTCHK_FORCED)
 
-	animate_clownspell(src)
-
 	var/obj/item/clothing/under/U = w_uniform
 	unEquip(w_uniform, 1)
 	if(U)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
index 5ac05685079..2736be9a111 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -341,6 +341,7 @@
 	icon = 'icons/goonstation/objects/clothing/mask.dmi'
 	icon_state = "cursedclown"
 	item_state = "cclown_hat"
+	unacidable = 1 // HUNKE
 	icon_override = 'icons/goonstation/mob/clothing/mask.dmi'
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi'
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
index 6dc1e1f2991..85db8efda46 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -787,6 +787,7 @@
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi'
 	righthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi'
 	flags = NODROP
+	has_sensor = 0 // HUNKE
 
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/victdress
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
index daeebf8442f..2abc612f758 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
@@ -125,3 +125,11 @@
 /obj/item/organ/internal/brain/Destroy() //copypasted from MMIs.
 	QDEL_NULL(brainmob)
 	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/brain/cluwne
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/brain/cluwne/insert(mob/living/target, special = 0, make_cluwne = 1)
+	..(target, special = special)
+	if(ishuman(target) && make_cluwne)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+		H.makeCluwne() //No matter where you go, no matter what you do, you cannot escape
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine.dm
index 4b35b5fbeca..546ea0c1e5f 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine.dm
@@ -686,6 +686,9 @@
 	color = "#5096C8"
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/mutadone/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/human/M)
+	if(M.mind && M.mind.assigned_role == "Cluwne") // HUNKE
+		..()
+		return
 	M.SetJitter(0)
 	var/needs_update = M.mutations.len > 0 || M.disabilities > 0
 
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ_internal.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ_internal.dm
index e07208cc97d..0a7dfc2547c 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ_internal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/organ_internal.dm
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@
 	// DO NOT add slots with matching names to different zones - it will break internal_organs_slot list!
 	vital = 0
 	var/non_primary = 0
+	var/unremovable = FALSE //Whether it shows up as an option to remove during surgery.
 
 /obj/item/organ/internal/New(var/mob/living/carbon/holder)
 	..()
@@ -283,7 +284,6 @@
 
 
 /obj/item/organ/internal/lungs/on_life()
-	..()
 	if(germ_level > INFECTION_LEVEL_ONE)
 		if(prob(5))
 			owner.emote("cough")		//respitory tract infection
@@ -305,7 +305,6 @@
 	slot = "kidneys"
 
 /obj/item/organ/internal/kidneys/on_life()
-	..()
 	// Coffee is really bad for you with busted kidneys.
 	// This should probably be expanded in some way, but fucked if I know
 	// what else kidneys can process in our reagent list.
@@ -418,7 +417,6 @@
 	var/alcohol_intensity = 1
 
 /obj/item/organ/internal/liver/on_life()
-	..()
 	if(germ_level > INFECTION_LEVEL_ONE)
 		if(prob(1))
 			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'> Your skin itches.</span>")
@@ -536,10 +534,6 @@
 	var/organhonked = 0
 	var/suffering_delay = 900
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/New()
-	..()
-	processing_objects.Add(src)
-
 /obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/insert(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
 	..()
 	M.mutations.Add(CLUMSY)
@@ -559,23 +553,9 @@
 	M.dna.SetSEState(COMICBLOCK,0)
 	genemutcheck(M,CLUMSYBLOCK,null,MUTCHK_FORCED)
 	genemutcheck(M,COMICBLOCK,null,MUTCHK_FORCED)
-
-/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/Destroy()
-	processing_objects.Remove(src)
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/process()
-	if(isturf(loc))
-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] honks in on itself!</span>")
-		new /obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel(get_turf(loc))
-		qdel(src)
-
+	qdel(src)
 
 /obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/on_life()
-
-	if(!owner)
-		return
-
 	if(organhonked < world.time)
 		organhonked = world.time + suffering_delay
 		to_chat(owner, "<font color='red' size='7'>HONK</font>")
@@ -590,7 +570,7 @@
 		else
 			owner.Jitter(500)
 
-		if(istype(owner, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+		if(ishuman(owner))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
 			if(isobj(H.shoes))
 				var/thingy = H.shoes
@@ -599,17 +579,15 @@
 					spawn(20)
 						if(thingy)
 							walk(thingy,0)
-	..()
 
 /obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/cursed
+	unremovable = TRUE
 
-/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/cursed/remove(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0, clean_remove = 0)
-	. = ..()
-	if(!clean_remove)
-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] vanishes into dust, and a [M] emits a loud honk!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You hear a loud honk.</span>")
-		insert(M) //You're not getting away that easily!
-	else
-		qdel(src)
+/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor/cursed/on_life() //No matter what you do, no matter who you are, no matter where you go, you're always going to be a fat, stuttering dimwit.
+	..()
+	owner.setBrainLoss(80)
+	owner.nutrition = 9000
+	owner.overeatduration = 9000
 
 /obj/item/organ/internal/beard
 	name = "beard organ"
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs_internal.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs_internal.dm
index da41915249c..5932bd945b9 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs_internal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs_internal.dm
@@ -169,6 +169,8 @@
 			return -1
 
 		for(var/obj/item/organ/internal/O in organs)
+			if(O.unremovable)
+				continue
 			O.on_find(user)
 			organs -= O
 			organs[O.name] = O