diff --git a/config/names/death_commando.txt b/config/names/death_commando.txt
index e3d1f34f327..fbb7a17e6f6 100644
--- a/config/names/death_commando.txt
+++ b/config/names/death_commando.txt
@@ -67,4 +67,4 @@ AMERICA
 Toolboxl Rose
 Zombie Gandhi
 A whole bunch of spiders in a SWAT suit
-THAT DAMN FAGGOT TRAITOR GEORGE MELONS
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+THAT DAMN TRAITOR GEORGE MELONS
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/strings/ion_laws.json b/strings/ion_laws.json
index 446b1e980e9..ecb4660ded5 100644
--- a/strings/ion_laws.json
+++ b/strings/ion_laws.json
@@ -408,7 +408,7 @@
         "THIRTEEN SEQUELS",
         "THREE WISHES",
         "A SITCOM",
-        "THAT GRIEFING FAGGOT GEORGE MELONS",
+        "THAT GRIEFING ASSHOLE GEORGE MELONS",
         "FAT GIRLS ON BICYCLES",
         "SOMEBODY TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY",
         "HEROES IN A HALF SHELL",