diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/misc.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/misc.dm
index c230c033437..46fb757335f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/misc.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/misc.dm
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 	throwforce = 7.0
 	w_class = 2
 	materials = list(MAT_METAL=50)
-	attack_verb = list("bludgeoned", "whacked", "disciplined", "thrashed")
+	attack_verb = list("bludgeoned", "whacked", "disciplined", "thrashed", "Vaudevilled")
 
 /obj/item/weapon/cane/is_crutch()
 	return 1
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@
 	name = "desk fan"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/decorations.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fan"
-	desc = "A smal desktop fan. Button seems to be stuck in the 'on' position."
+	desc = "A small desktop fan. The button seems to be stuck in the 'on' position."
 
 /*
 /obj/item/weapon/game_kit
@@ -114,7 +114,7 @@
 	name = "newton cradle"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/decorations.dmi'
 	icon_state = "newton"
-	desc = "A device bored paper pushers use to remind themselves that the time did not stop yet. Contains gravity."
+	desc = "A device bored paper pushers use to remind themselves that time did not stop yet. Contains gravity."
 
 /obj/item/weapon/pai_cable
 	desc = "A flexible coated cable with a universal jack on one end."
@@ -135,11 +135,11 @@
 	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 4
 	w_class = 2
-	attack_verb = list("called", "rang")
+	attack_verb = list("called", "rang", "dialed", "belled")
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/ring.ogg'
 	var/cooldown = 0
 
 /obj/item/weapon/phone/attack_self(mob/user)
 	if(cooldown < world.time - 20)
 		playsound(user.loc, 'sound/weapons/ring.ogg', 50, 1)
-		cooldown = world.time
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+		cooldown = world.time