diff --git a/code/defines/mob/living/living.dm b/code/defines/mob/living/living.dm
index e7de787b97a..d4709674483 100644
--- a/code/defines/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/defines/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -5,4 +5,3 @@
 	var/t_n2 = null
 	var/now_pushing = null
 	var/cameraFollow = null
-
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 1aee515904a..067213e034f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -86,6 +86,11 @@
 	for(var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G in src)
 		G.process()
 
+	if(isturf(loc) && rand(1,1000) == 1) //0.1% chance of playing a scary sound to someone who's in complete darkness
+		var/turf/currentTurf = loc
+		if(!currentTurf.sd_lumcount)
+			playsound_local(src,pick(scarySounds),50, 1, -1)
+
 	..() //for organs
 
 
diff --git a/code/setup.dm b/code/setup.dm
index daa7a02fb60..42d28d58436 100644
--- a/code/setup.dm
+++ b/code/setup.dm
@@ -213,4 +213,4 @@ var/list/global_mutations = list() // list of hidden mutation things
 #define EYE_BLUR "eye_blur"
 #define DROWSY "drowsy"
 
-
+var/static/list/scarySounds = list('thudswoosh.ogg','Taser.ogg','armbomb.ogg','hiss1.ogg','hiss2.ogg','hiss3.ogg','hiss4.ogg','hiss5.ogg','hiss6.ogg','Glassbr1.ogg','Glassbr2.ogg','Glassbr3.ogg','Welder.ogg','Welder2.ogg','airlock.ogg','clownstep1.ogg','clownstep2.ogg')