diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm
index 637b101f32d..6ac0f02b94a 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/drinks.dm
@@ -62,3 +62,117 @@
 	result = "jackrose"
 	required_reagents = list("applejack" = 4, "lemonjuice" = 1)
 	result_amount = 5
+
+
+// ROBOT ALCOHOL PAST THIS POINT
+// WOOO!
+
+
+/datum/reagent/alkasine //Gloriously copied over from ethanol
+	name = "Alkasine"
+	id = "alkasine"
+	description = "A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#1BB1FF"
+	process_flags = SYNTHETIC
+	metabolization_rate = 0.4
+	can_grow_in_plants = 0	//Alcoholic drinks won't be grown in plants (would "water down" random seed chems too much)
+	var/datum/martial_art/drunk_brawling/F = new
+	var/dizzy_adj = 3
+	var/slurr_adj = 3
+	var/confused_adj = 2
+	var/slur_start = 65			//amount absorbed after which mob starts slurring
+	var/brawl_start = 75
+	var/confused_start = 130	//amount absorbed after which mob starts confusing directions and sparking
+	var/collapse_start = 200	//amount absorbed after wich mob starts collapsing
+	var/braindamage_start = 300 //amount absorbed after which mob starts taking small amount of brain damage
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/alkasine
+	name = "Alkasine"
+	id = "alkasine"
+	result = "alkasine"
+	required_reagents = list("lube" = 1, "plasma" = 1, "fuel" = 1)
+	result_amount = 3
+	mix_message = "The chemicals mix to create shiny, blue substance."
+
+/datum/reagent/alkasine/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob, var/alien)
+	if(!src.data) data = 1
+	src.data++
+
+	var/d = data
+
+	// make all the alkasine children work together
+	for(var/datum/reagent/alkasine/A in holder.reagent_list)
+		if(isnum(A.data)) d += A.data
+
+	M.dizziness += dizzy_adj.
+	if(d >= slur_start)
+		if (!M:slurring) M:slurring = 1
+		M:slurring += slurr_adj
+	if(d >= brawl_start && ishuman(M))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		F.teach(H,1)
+		if(src.volume < 3)
+			if(H.martial_art == F)
+				F.remove(H)
+	if(d >= confused_start && prob(33))
+		if (!M:confused) M:confused = 1
+		M.confused = max(M:confused+confused_adj,0)
+		if (prob(20))
+			var/datum/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/system/spark_spread
+			s.set_up(3, 1, M)
+			s.start()
+	if(d >= collapse_start && prob(10))
+		M.emote("collapse")
+	if(d >= braindamage_start && prob(33))
+		M.adjustBrainLoss(1)
+	..()
+	return
+
+/datum/reagent/alkasine/robottears
+	name = "Robot Tears"
+	id = "robottears"
+	description = "An oily substance that an IPC could technically consider a 'drink'."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#363636"
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/alkasine/robottears
+	name = "Robot Tears"
+	id = "robottears"
+	result = "robottears"
+	required_reagents = list("alkasine" = 1, "oil" = 1, "sodawater" = 1)
+	result_amount = 3
+	mix_message = "The ingredients combine into a stiff, dark goo."
+
+/datum/reagent/alkasine/trinary
+	name = "Trinary"
+	id = "trinary"
+	description = "A fruit drink meant only for synthetics, however that works."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#adb21f"
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/alkasine/trinary
+	name = "Trinary"
+	id = "trinary"
+	result = "trinary"
+	required_reagents = list("alkasine" = 1, "limejuice" = 1, "orangejuice" = 1)
+	result_amount = 3
+	mix_message = "The ingredients mix into a colorful substance."
+
+/datum/reagent/alkasine/servo
+	name = "Servo"
+	id = "servo"
+	description = "A drink containing some organic ingredients, but meant only for synthetics."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#5b3210"
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/alkasine/servo
+	name = "Servo"
+	id = "servo"
+	result = "servo"
+	required_reagents = list("alkasine" = 2, "cream" = 1, "hot_coco" = 1)
+	result_amount = 4
+	mix_message = "The ingredients mix into a dark brown substance."
+
+// ROBOT ALCOHOL ENDS
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm
index f22392fe2aa..b8c742dd73c 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/cans.dm
@@ -223,4 +223,12 @@
 	icon_state = "sodawater"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("sodawater", 50)
\ No newline at end of file
+		reagents.add_reagent("sodawater", 50)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/cans/alkasine
+	name = "Beep's Classic Alkasine"
+	desc = "A can of IPC booze, however that works."
+	icon_state = "alkasinecan"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("alkasine", 50)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm
index 663158d0757..7597dfe1058 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks.dm
@@ -31,10 +31,13 @@
 			if(istype(M,/mob/living/carbon/human))
 				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 				if(!H.check_has_mouth())
-					user << "Where do you intend to put \the [src]? You don't have a mouth!"
-					return
-
-			M << "\blue You swallow a gulp of [src]."
+					if(!H.get_species() == "Machine")
+						user << "Where do you intend to put \the [src]? You don't have a mouth!"
+						return
+					else
+						M << "\blue You pour a bit of liquid from [src] into your connection port."
+				else
+					M << "\blue You swallow a gulp of [src]."
 			if(reagents.total_volume)
 				reagents.reaction(M, INGEST)
 				spawn(0)
@@ -45,7 +48,7 @@
 		else if( istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human) )
 
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-			if(!H.check_has_mouth())
+			if(!H.check_has_mouth() && !H.get_species() == "Machine")
 				user << "Where do you intend to put \the [src]? \The [H] doesn't have a mouth!"
 				return
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm
index caab1e519c1..904619950da 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm
@@ -564,6 +564,24 @@
 					icon_state = "patronglass"
 					name = "Jack Rose"
 					desc = "Drinking this makes you feel like you belong in a luxury hotel bar during the 1920s."
+				if("alkasine")
+					icon_state = "alkasineglass"
+					name = "Glass of Alkasine"
+					desc = "The equivalent of alcohol for synthetic crewmembers. They'd find it awful if they had tastebuds too."
+				if("robottears")
+					icon_state = "robottearsglass"
+					name = "Glass of Robot Tears"
+					desc = "No robots were hurt in the making of this drink."
+				if("trinary")
+					icon_state = "trinaryglass"
+					name = "Glass of Trinary"
+					desc = "Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers. It doesn't seem like it would taste well."
+				if("servo")
+					icon_state = "servoglass"
+					name = "Glass of Servo"
+					desc = "Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe."
+
+
 				else
 					icon_state ="glass_brown"
 					name = "Glass of ..what?"
diff --git a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index 5bb37da57df..1089fa7430f 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ