diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index a562a0c00dc..e42b8a1460b 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -922,7 +922,8 @@
 					/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass = 30,
 					/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass/shotglass = 30,
 					/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/ice = 9)
-	contraband = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/tea = 10)
+	contraband = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/tea = 10,
+					  /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/fernet = 5)
 	vend_delay = 15
 	slogan_list = list("I hope nobody asks me for a bloody cup o' tea...","Alcohol is humanity's friend. Would you abandon a friend?","Quite delighted to serve you!","Is nobody thirsty on this station?")
 	ads_list = list("Drink up!","Booze is good for you!","Alcohol is humanity's best friend.","Quite delighted to serve you!","Care for a nice, cold beer?","Nothing cures you like booze!","Have a sip!","Have a drink!","Have a beer!","Beer is good for you!","Only the finest alcohol!","Best quality booze since 2053!","Award-winning wine!","Maximum alcohol!","Man loves beer.","A toast for progress!")
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
index f77d4b60ab4..532e5572894 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
@@ -265,6 +265,12 @@
 	volume = 50
 	list_reagents = list("suicider" = 50)
 
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/fernet
+	name = "Fernet Bronca"
+	desc = "A bottle of pure Fernet Bronca, produced in Cordoba Space Station"
+	icon_state = "fernetbottle"
+	list_reagents = list("fernet" = 100)
+
 //////////////////////////JUICES AND STUFF ///////////////////////
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/orangejuice
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol.dm
index cef2a8735e5..9d3bce17fa1 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol.dm
@@ -1391,3 +1391,42 @@
 	drink_name = "Bacchus' Blessing"
 	drink_desc = "You didn't think it was possible for a liquid to be so utterly revolting. Are you sure about this...?"
 	taste_description = "a wall of bricks"
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fernet
+	name = "Fernet"
+	id = "fernet"
+	description = "An incredibly bitter herbal liqueur used as a digestif."
+	color = "#1B2E24" // rgb: 27, 46, 36
+	alcohol_perc = 0.5
+	drink_icon = "fernetpuro"
+	drink_name = "glass of pure fernet"
+	drink_desc = "Why are you drinking this pure?"
+	taste_description = "utter bitterness"
+	var/remove_nutrition = 2
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fernet/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
+	var/update_flags = STATUS_UPDATE_NONE
+	if(!M.nutrition)
+		switch(rand(1, 3))
+			if(1)
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>You feel hungry...</span>")
+			if(2)
+				update_flags |= M.adjustToxLoss(1, FALSE)
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Your stomach grumbles painfully!</span>")
+	else
+		if(prob(60))
+			M.adjust_nutrition(-remove_nutrition)
+			M.overeatduration = 0
+	return ..() | update_flags
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fernet/fernet_cola
+	name = "Fernet Cola"
+	id = "fernet_cola"
+	description = "A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition."
+	color = "#390600" // rgb: 57, 6, 0
+	alcohol_perc = 0.2
+	drink_icon = "fernetcola"
+	drink_name = "glass of fernet cola"
+	drink_desc = "A sawed-off cola bottle filled with Fernet Cola. You can hear cuarteto music coming from the inside."
+	taste_description = "low class heaven"
+	remove_nutrition = 1
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drinks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drinks.dm
index d821175eda2..4bcc308b685 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drinks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drinks.dm
@@ -876,3 +876,12 @@
 	required_reagents = list("ice" = 1, "hot_coco" = 3)
 	result_amount = 4
 	mix_sound = 'sound/goonstation/misc/drinkfizz.ogg'
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fernet_cola
+	name = "Fernet Cola"
+	id = "fernet_cola"
+	result = "fernet_cola"
+	required_reagents = list("fernet" = 1, "cola" = 2)
+	result_amount = 3
+	mix_message = "The ingredients mix into a dark brown godly substance"
+	mix_sound = 'sound/goonstation/misc/drinkfizz.ogg'
diff --git a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index 0b04342a8d2..b88baedb1fa 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ