A new space ruin, the telecommunications satellite? [100% done, ready for final review] (#25820)

* THE WORK, IT GOES AND SO IT GOES * darker yet darker * more changes * Almost done, let's post the pr and have some dev people test it out. * update comment * small change * pushing , then we address changes * Apply suggestions from code review Co-authored-by: 1080pCat <96908085+1080pCat@users.noreply.github.com> Signed-off-by: Qwertytoforty <52090703+Qwertytoforty@users.noreply.github.com> * more progress * final bar lines * aditional tweaks * Update telecomns_returns.dmm * Update code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/telecomns.dm Co-authored-by: Ryan <80364400+Sirryan2002@users.noreply.github.com> Signed-off-by: Qwertytoforty <52090703+Qwertytoforty@users.noreply.github.com> * Apply suggestions from code review Co-authored-by: Ryan <80364400+Sirryan2002@users.noreply.github.com> Signed-off-by: Qwertytoforty <52090703+Qwertytoforty@users.noreply.github.com> * sirian changes * emp weakness, light changes * no runtimes, shoot borgs * sorry for all the commits just update to master thanks * Update code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/telecomns.dm Co-authored-by: warriorstar-orion <orion@snowfrost.garden> Signed-off-by: Qwertytoforty <52090703+Qwertytoforty@users.noreply.github.com> * fixes * fixes pathing. Voices * removes always spawn * Apply suggestions from code review Co-authored-by: Luc <89928798+lewcc@users.noreply.github.com> Signed-off-by: Qwertytoforty <52090703+Qwertytoforty@users.noreply.github.com> * more changes * requested string change * Update code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/telecomns.dm Co-authored-by: Luc <89928798+lewcc@users.noreply.github.com> Signed-off-by: Qwertytoforty <52090703+Qwertytoforty@users.noreply.github.com> * lewcs final changes * Apply suggestions from code review Co-authored-by: Luc <89928798+lewcc@users.noreply.github.com> Signed-off-by: Qwertytoforty <52090703+Qwertytoforty@users.noreply.github.com> --------- Signed-off-by: Qwertytoforty <52090703+Qwertytoforty@users.noreply.github.com> Co-authored-by: 1080pCat <96908085+1080pCat@users.noreply.github.com> Co-authored-by: Ryan <80364400+Sirryan2002@users.noreply.github.com> Co-authored-by: warriorstar-orion <orion@snowfrost.garden> Co-authored-by: Luc <89928798+lewcc@users.noreply.github.com>
2026-08-22 11:37:40 +01:00 · 2024-07-25 18:26:14 +00:00
parent e4ed1b1db3
commit 26f28cb7e7
56 changed files with 12362 additions and 16 deletions
@@ -192,7 +192,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/power/apc/AICtrlClick(mob/living/user) // turns off/on APCs.
 	if(stat & BROKEN)
 		return
-	if(aidisabled)
+	if(!user.can_remote_apc_interface(src))
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Unable to interface: Connection refused.</span>")
 		return
 	toggle_breaker(user)
@@ -362,6 +362,28 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(record_id_num, 1001)
 				face_s.Blend(h_marking_s, ICON_OVERLAY)

 	preview_icon.Blend(face_s, ICON_OVERLAY)
+	//Underwear
+	var/icon/underwear_standing = new /icon('icons/mob/clothing/underwear.dmi', "nude")
+	if(H.underwear && H.dna.species.clothing_flags & HAS_UNDERWEAR)
+		var/datum/sprite_accessory/underwear/U = GLOB.underwear_list[H.underwear]
+		if(U)
+			var/u_icon = U.sprite_sheets && (H.dna.species.sprite_sheet_name in U.sprite_sheets) ? U.sprite_sheets[H.dna.species.sprite_sheet_name] : U.icon //Species-fit the undergarment.
+			underwear_standing.Blend(new /icon(u_icon, "uw_[U.icon_state]_s"), ICON_OVERLAY)
+
+	if(H.undershirt && H.dna.species.clothing_flags & HAS_UNDERSHIRT)
+		var/datum/sprite_accessory/undershirt/U2 = GLOB.undershirt_list[H.undershirt]
+		if(U2)
+			var/u2_icon = U2.sprite_sheets && (H.dna.species.sprite_sheet_name in U2.sprite_sheets) ? U2.sprite_sheets[H.dna.species.sprite_sheet_name] : U2.icon
+			underwear_standing.Blend(new /icon(u2_icon, "us_[U2.icon_state]_s"), ICON_OVERLAY)
+
+	if(H.socks && H.dna.species.clothing_flags & HAS_SOCKS)
+		var/datum/sprite_accessory/socks/U3 = GLOB.socks_list[H.socks]
+		if(U3)
+			var/u3_icon = U3.sprite_sheets && (H.dna.species.sprite_sheet_name in U3.sprite_sheets) ? U3.sprite_sheets[H.dna.species.sprite_sheet_name] : U3.icon
+			underwear_standing.Blend(new /icon(u3_icon, "sk_[U3.icon_state]_s"), ICON_OVERLAY)
+
+	if(underwear_standing)
+		preview_icon.Blend(underwear_standing, ICON_OVERLAY)

 	var/icon/hands_icon = icon(preview_icon)
 	hands_icon.Blend(icon('icons/mob/clothing/masking_helpers.dmi', "l_hand_mask"), ICON_MULTIPLY)
@@ -536,6 +558,8 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(record_id_num, 1001)
 			clothes_s = new /icon('icons/mob/clothing/under/centcom.dmi', "officer_s")
 			clothes_s.Blend(new /icon('icons/mob/clothing/feet.dmi', "jackboots"), ICON_UNDERLAY)
 			clothes_s.Blend(new /icon('icons/mob/clothing/hands.dmi', "swat_gl"), ICON_UNDERLAY)
+		if("Naked")
+			clothes_s = null
 		else
 			if(H.mind && (H.mind.assigned_role in get_all_centcom_jobs()))
 				clothes_s = new /icon('icons/mob/clothing/under/centcom.dmi', "officer_s")
@@ -194,6 +194,14 @@
 	cost = 5 // This is a chonky boy
 	allow_duplicates = FALSE // Absolutely huge, also has its own APC and the area isnt set to allow many

+/datum/map_template/ruin/space/malftcommsat
+	id = "malftcommsat"
+	suffix = "telecomns_returns.dmm"
+	name = "D.V.O.R.A.K'S Telecommunications Satellite"
+	description = "Seems the telecomunication satellite that went dark 4 years ago finally re-appeared on scanners? Strange signals are coming from it."
+	cost = 5 // Huge. Large. In charge
+	allow_duplicates = FALSE // One sadistic malfunctioning AI is enough. Also unique apcs.
+
 /datum/map_template/ruin/space/clownmime
 	id = "clownmime"
 	suffix = "clownmime.dmm"
@@ -213,3 +213,30 @@

 /area/ruin/space/powered/casino/maints
 	name = "Service Tunnels"
+
+/// telecomms: Alternative telecomms sat
+/area/ruin/space/telecomms
+	name = "\improper Telecommunications Sat"
+	icon_state = "tcomms"
+	tele_proof = TRUE // No patrick, you can not syndicate teleport or hand teleport instantly into or out of this ruin
+
+/area/ruin/space/telecomms/powercontrol
+	name = "\improper Telecommunications Power Control"
+	icon_state = "engine_smes"
+
+/area/ruin/space/telecomms/tele
+	name = "\improper Tel3coMMunic@tions-SS-S KILL_Welcoming Room" // If you teleport to it. With a name like that. Thats on you.
+	icon_state = "teleporter"
+	tele_proof = FALSE // Oh, right. The teleporter room. The teleporter room for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to teleport Kuzco, Kuzco's teleporter room. That teleporter room?
+
+/area/ruin/space/telecomms/foyer
+	name = "\improper Telecommunications Foyer"
+	icon_state = "entry"
+
+/area/ruin/space/telecomms/computer
+	name = "\improper Telecommunications Control Room"
+	icon_state = "bridge"
+
+/area/ruin/space/telecomms/chamber
+	name = "\improper Telecommunications Central Compartment"
+	icon_state = "ai_chamber"
@@ -804,6 +804,11 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/demon/pulse_demon/mob_has_gravity()
 	return TRUE

+/mob/living/simple_animal/demon/pulse_demon/can_remote_apc_interface(obj/machinery/power/apc/ourapc)
+	if(ourapc.hacked_by_ruin_AI || ourapc.malfai || ourapc.malfhack)
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
+
 /obj/item/organ/internal/heart/demon/pulse
 	name = "perpetual pacemaker"
 	desc = "It still beats furiously, thousands of bright lights shine within it."
@@ -35,8 +35,7 @@
 		return
 	if(!emagged) //non-emag law change
 		var/obj/item/aiModule/M = O
-		M.install(src)
-		return
+		return M.install(src)
 	apply_emag_laws(user)
 	return

@@ -46,7 +45,7 @@
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>No AI selected. Please choose a target before proceeding with upload.</span>")
 		return FALSE
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(current)
-	if(!atoms_share_level(T, src))//off Z level
+	if(!atoms_share_level(T, get_turf(src))) // off Z level
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Unable to establish a connection: You're too far away from the target silicon!</span>")
 		return FALSE
 	return TRUE
@@ -380,6 +380,22 @@
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The electronic systems in this door are far too advanced for your primitive hacking peripherals.</span>")
 	return

+/// This door is used in the malf AI telecomms ruin. This door starts early access, and will try to crush someone to death who enters it's turf like how an AI door crushes.
+/obj/machinery/door/airlock/hatch/syndicate/command/trapped
+	emergency = TRUE
+	hackProof = TRUE
+	aiControlDisabled = AICONTROLDISABLED_ON
+	safe = FALSE
+	normal_integrity = 100 // going to get boosted by security level anyway
+
+/obj/machinery/door/airlock/hatch/syndicate/command/trapped/process()
+	if(locate(/mob/living) in get_turf(src))
+		unlock(TRUE)
+		if(density)
+			open()
+		else
+			close()
+
 /obj/machinery/door/airlock/hatch/syndicate/vault
 	name = "syndicate vault hatch"
 	req_access_txt = "151"
@@ -392,6 +392,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/shieldwallgen/proc/activate()
 	activated = TRUE
 	START_PROCESSING(SSmachines, src)
+	update_icon(UPDATE_ICON_STATE)
 	for(var/direction in GLOB.cardinal)
 		INVOKE_ASYNC(src, PROC_REF(try_link_generators), direction)

@@ -31,6 +31,14 @@
 	hidden_link = TRUE
 	password_bypass = TRUE

+/// DVORAK RELAY
+/obj/machinery/tcomms/relay/dvorak
+	network_id = "DEBUG_RELAY_DO_NOT_REMOVE" // I'll change this if needed to avoid confusion, but if I was trying to sneak into a relay system, well...
+	autolink_id = "STATION-CORE"
+	hidden_link = TRUE
+	password_bypass = TRUE // No one can steal this anyway.
+	active = TRUE
+
 GLOBAL_VAR(cc_tcomms_relay_uid)
 /obj/machinery/tcomms/relay/cc/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -140,6 +140,9 @@
 	/// The category of this vendor. Used for announcing brand intelligence.
 	var/category = VENDOR_TYPE_GENERIC

+	/// How often will the vendor tip when you walk by it when aggressive is true?
+	var/aggressive_tilt_chance = 25
+
 /obj/machinery/economy/vending/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	var/build_inv = FALSE
@@ -176,6 +179,8 @@
 	power_change()
 	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_MOVABLE_UNTILTED, PROC_REF(on_untilt))
 	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_MOVABLE_TRY_UNTILT, PROC_REF(on_try_untilt))
+	if(aggressive)
+		AddComponent(/datum/component/proximity_monitor)

 /obj/machinery/economy/vending/Destroy()
 	SStgui.close_uis(wires)
@@ -414,7 +419,7 @@
 	if(!aggressive || tilted || !tiltable)
 		return

-	if(isliving(AM) && prob(25))
+	if(isliving(AM) && prob(aggressive_tilt_chance))
 		AM.visible_message(
 			"<span class='danger'>[src] suddenly topples over onto [AM]!</span>",
 			"<span class='userdanger'>[src] topples over onto you without warning!</span>"
@@ -313,6 +313,10 @@ This spawner places pipe leading up to the interior door, you will need to finis
 	tiles_in_x_direction = 3
 	tiles_in_y_direction = 3

+/obj/effect/spawner/airlock/long/square/e_to_s/telecoms
+	door_name = "telecoms external access"
+	door_type = /obj/machinery/door/airlock/external
+
 #undef HALF_X
 #undef HALF_Y
 #undef CHAMBER_LONG
@@ -56,3 +56,13 @@
 			poison_total -= poison_dose
 			add_attack_logs(src, user, "Picked up [src], the trapped syndicate documents")
 	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/documents/syndicate/dvorak_blackbox
+	name = "\improper D.V.O.R.A.K Blackbox Disk"
+	desc = "This disk contains a full record of all information that passed through D.V.O.R.A.K's systems during its uptime, not to mention what may have gone wrong. NT might be interested in this."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/module.dmi'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	item_state = "card-id"
+	icon_state = "holodisk"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_pickup.ogg'
@@ -64,6 +64,7 @@ AI MODULES
 					to_chat(R, "These are your laws now:")
 					R.show_laws()
 			to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>Upload complete. The AI's laws have been modified.</span>")
+			return TRUE

 	else if(istype(C, /obj/machinery/computer/borgupload))
 		var/obj/machinery/computer/borgupload/comp = C
@@ -16,5 +16,5 @@
 			"<span class='userdanger'>You accidentally hit yourself with [src]!</span>")
 		deductcharge(hitcost)
 		do_teleport(user, get_turf(user), 50)//honk honk
-	else if(iscarbon(M) && !M.anchored)
+	else if(isliving(M) && !M.anchored)
 		do_teleport(M, get_turf(M), 15)
@@ -26,6 +26,8 @@
 	var/list/start_showpieces = list()
 	/// A flavor message to show with this item.
 	var/trophy_message = ""
+	/// Do we want to force alarms even if off station?
+	var/force_alarm = FALSE

 /obj/structure/displaycase/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -107,7 +109,7 @@

 /obj/structure/displaycase/proc/trigger_alarm()
 	set waitfor = FALSE
-	if(alert && is_station_contact(z))
+	if(alert && (is_station_contact(z) || force_alarm))
 		var/area/alarmed = get_area(src)
 		alarmed.burglaralert(src)
 		visible_message("<span class='danger'>The burglar alarm goes off!</span>")
@@ -0,0 +1,528 @@
+// stuff for the telecomms sat (telecomms_returns.dmm)
+
+GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(telecomms_bots)
+GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(telecomms_doomsday_device)
+GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(telecomms_trap_tank)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot/buzzsky/telecomms
+	name = "Soldier Shocksy"
+	desc = "It's Soldier Shocksy! Rusted and falling apart, this bot seems quite intent in beating you up."
+	faction = list("malf_drone")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot/buzzsky/telecomms/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	GLOB.telecomms_bots += src
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/secbot/buzzsky/telecomms/Destroy()
+	GLOB.telecomms_bots -= src
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/bot_trap
+	name = "evil bot trap to make explorers hate you"
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/bot_trap/Crossed(atom/movable/AM, oldloc)
+	. = ..()
+	if(isrobot(AM) || ishuman(AM))
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+		for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/B in GLOB.telecomms_bots)
+			B.call_bot(null, T, FALSE)
+		qdel(src)
+
+// This effect surrounds the table with loot in the telecomms core room. If you take from this table, dvorak will be pissed if you try to leave.
+/obj/effect/abstract/loot_trap
+	name = "table surrounding loot trap"
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/loot_trap/Crossed(atom/movable/AM, oldloc)
+	. = ..()
+	if(isrobot(AM) || ishuman(AM))
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+		for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/DD in GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device)
+			DD.thief = TRUE
+			break
+		for(var/obj/effect/abstract/loot_trap/LT in range(3, T))
+			qdel(LT)
+		qdel(src)
+
+// If you stole loot, without killing dvorak, he starts doomsday
+/obj/effect/abstract/cheese_trap
+	name = "cheese preventer"
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/cheese_trap/Crossed(atom/movable/AM, oldloc)
+	. = ..()
+	if(isrobot(AM) || ishuman(AM))
+		for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/DD in GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device)
+			if(DD.thief)
+				DD.start_the_party(TRUE)
+				return
+
+/obj/machinery/autolathe/trapped
+	name = "recharger"
+	desc = "A charging dock for energy based weaponry. Did it just-"
+	icon_state = "autolathe_trap"
+	//Has someone put an item in the autolathe, breaking the hologram?
+	var/disguise_broken = FALSE
+
+/obj/machinery/autolathe/trapped/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_PARENT_ATTACKBY, PROC_REF(material_container_shenanigins))
+
+/obj/machinery/autolathe/trapped/proc/material_container_shenanigins(datum/source, obj/item/attacker, mob/user)
+	if(!disguise_broken)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>As you stick [attacker] into the recharger, it sparks and flashes blue. Wait a minute, this isn't a recharger!</span>")
+		name = "modified autolathe"
+		desc = "An autolathe modified with holopad parts, to make it look like a harmless weapon recharger!"
+		do_sparks(3, 1, src)
+		icon_state = "autolathe"
+		disguise_broken = TRUE
+
+/obj/machinery/shieldgen/telecomms
+	name = "overclocked shield generator"
+	desc = "These shield generators seem to have been rewired a lot."
+	anchored = TRUE
+	shield_range = 6
+	req_access = list(ACCESS_ENGINE)
+
+/obj/machinery/shieldwallgen/telecomms
+	icon_state = "Shield_Gen +a" // should avoid misplacing with this
+	anchored = TRUE
+	activated = TRUE
+	req_access = list(ACCESS_TCOMSAT)
+
+/obj/machinery/shieldwallgen/telecomms/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(activate)), 5 MINUTES) // Let the bloody powernet start up, no one will get in this ruin in the first 5 minutes of the map template *initializing*, much less roundstart
+
+/mob/living/silicon/decoy/telecomms
+	faction = list("malf_drone")
+	bubble_icon = "swarmer"
+	name = "D.V.O.R.A.K"
+	desc = "A Downloadable and Versatile, fully Overclocked and Reactive Ai Kernel."
+	icon_state = "ai-triumvirate-malf"
+	universal_speak = TRUE
+	universal_understand = TRUE
+	var/has_died = FALSE // fucking decoy silicons are weird.
+
+/mob/living/silicon/decoy/telecomms/death(gibbed)
+	if(has_died)
+		return ..()
+	has_died = TRUE
+	for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/D in GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device)
+		D.start_the_party()
+		break
+	new /obj/item/documents/syndicate/dvorak_blackbox(get_turf(src))
+	if(prob(50))
+		if(prob(80))
+			new /obj/item/surveillance_upgrade(get_turf(src))
+		else // 10% chance
+			new /obj/item/malf_upgrade(get_turf(src))
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank
+	name = "rigged plasma tank"
+	desc = "That plasma tank seems rigged to explode!"
+	icon = 'icons/atmos/tank.dmi'
+	icon_state = "toxins_map"
+	anchored = TRUE
+	layer = DISPOSAL_PIPE_LAYER
+	plane = FLOOR_PLANE
+	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF
+
+/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	GLOB.telecomms_trap_tank += src
+
+/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank/Destroy()
+	GLOB.telecomms_trap_tank -= src
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank/bullet_act(obj/item/projectile/P)
+	explode()
+
+/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank/proc/explode()
+	explosion(loc, 1, 4, 6, flame_range = 6)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device
+	name = "turret"
+	desc = "Looks like the cover to a turret. Not deploying, however?"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/turrets.dmi'
+	icon_state = "turretCover"
+	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF
+	anchored = TRUE
+	/// Has someone stolen loot from the ruins core room? If they try to leave without killing dvorak, they are punished.
+	var/thief = FALSE
+
+/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device += src
+
+/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/Destroy()
+	GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device -= src
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/proc/start_the_party(ruin_cheese_attempted = FALSE)
+	invisibility = 90
+	var/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday/kaboom = new /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday(get_turf(src))
+	kaboom.icon_state = "death-bomb-active"
+	var/atom/flick_holder = new /atom/movable/porta_turret_cover(loc)
+	for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_trap_tank/TTT in GLOB.telecomms_trap_tank)
+		TTT.explode()
+	flick_holder.layer = kaboom.layer + 0.1
+	flick("popup", flick_holder)
+	sleep(1 SECONDS)
+	for(var/obj/machinery/shieldgen/telecomms/shield in urange(15, get_turf(src)))
+		shield.shields_up()
+	if(ruin_cheese_attempted)
+		for(var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/A in urange(20, get_turf(src)))
+			A.unlock(TRUE) //Fuck your bolted open doors, you cheesed it.
+			A.close(override = TRUE)
+	for(var/area/A in urange(25, get_turf(src), areas = TRUE))
+		if(istype(A, /area/space))
+			continue
+		if(ruin_cheese_attempted)
+			A.burglaralert(src)
+		else if(!A.fire)
+			A.firealert(kaboom)
+	for(var/obj/effect/abstract/cheese_trap/CT in urange(15, get_turf(src)))
+		qdel(CT)
+	kaboom.activate()
+	kaboom.icon_state = "death-bomb-active" // something funny goes on with icons here
+	qdel(flick_holder)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday
+	name = "\improper D.V.O.R.A.K's Doomsday Device"
+	icon_state = "death-bomb"
+	desc = "Nice to see that AI's are improving on the standard doomsday device. Good to have variety. Also probably a good idea to start running."
+	anchored = TRUE
+	timer_set = 100
+	payload = /obj/item/bombcore/doomsday
+	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF
+
+/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday/singularity_act()
+	return // saves me headache later
+
+/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday/ex_act(severity)
+	return // No.
+
+/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday/screwdriver_act(mob/user, obj/item/I)
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src] is welded shut! You can't get at the wires!</span>")
+
+/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+	if(is_station_level(T.z))
+		log_debug("something tried to spawn a telecomms doomsday ruin bomb on the station, deleting!")
+		return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
+
+/obj/item/bombcore/doomsday
+	name = "supermatter charged bomb core"
+	desc = "If you are looking at this, please don't put it in a bomb"
+
+/obj/item/bombcore/doomsday/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	if(!istype(loc, /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/doomsday))
+		log_debug("something tried to spawn a telecomms doomsday ruin payload outside the ruin, deleting!")
+		return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
+
+/obj/item/bombcore/doomsday/ex_act(severity) // No
+	return
+
+/obj/item/bombcore/doomsday/burn() // Still no.
+	return
+
+/obj/item/bombcore/doomsday/detonate()
+	if(loc && istype(loc, /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb))
+		loc.invisibility = 90
+	for(var/turf/simulated/wall/indestructible/riveted/R in urange(25, get_turf(src)))
+		R.ChangeTurf(/turf/space)
+	explosion(get_turf(src), 30, 40, 50, 60, 1, 1, 65, 0)
+	sleep(3 SECONDS)
+	var/obj/singularity/S = new /obj/singularity(get_turf(src))
+	S.consumedSupermatter = TRUE // woe large supermatter to eat the remains apon thee
+	S.energy = 4000
+	QDEL_IN(S, 25 SECONDS)
+	if(istype(loc, /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb))
+		qdel(loc)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/turf/simulated/floor/catwalk/airless
+	oxygen = 0
+	nitrogen = 0
+	temperature = TCMB
+
+/obj/machinery/economy/vending/snack/trapped
+	aggressive = TRUE
+	aggressive_tilt_chance = 100 //It will tip on you, and it will be funny.
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot/strong/malfborg
+	name = "Security cyborg"
+	desc = "Oh god they still have access to these"
+	icon = 'icons/mob/robots.dmi'
+	icon_state = "Noble-SEC"
+	health = 200
+	maxHealth = 200
+	faction = list("malf_drone")
+	ranged = TRUE
+	rapid = 2
+	speed = 0.5
+	projectiletype = /obj/item/projectile/beam/disabler/weak
+	projectilesound = 'sound/weapons/taser2.ogg'
+	gold_core_spawnable = NO_SPAWN // Could you imagine xenobio with this? lmao.
+	a_intent = INTENT_HARM
+	var/obj/item/melee/baton/infinite_cell/baton = null // stunbaton bot uses to melee attack
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot/strong/malfborg/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	baton = new(src)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot/strong/malfborg/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(baton)
+	return ..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot/strong/malfborg/AttackingTarget()
+	if(QDELETED(target))
+		return
+	face_atom(target)
+	baton.melee_attack_chain(src, target)
+	return TRUE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot/strong/malfborg/do_attack_animation(atom/A, visual_effect_icon, obj/item/used_item, no_effect)
+	if(!used_item && !isturf(A))
+		used_item = baton
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot/strong/malfborg/emp_act(severity)
+	. = ..()
+	target = null
+	adjustBruteLoss(50)
+
+/obj/structure/displaycase/dvoraks_treat
+	alert = TRUE // Ooopsies you opened this after doomsday and the doors bolted, oh nooooo
+	force_alarm = TRUE
+	req_access = list(ACCESS_CAPTAIN)
+	trophy_message = "BEHOLD MY ONE SHINY THING TO LOOK AT. LOOK AT ITS VALUE. REALISE IT IS WORTH SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU PUNY ORGANICS."
+
+/obj/structure/displaycase/dvoraks_treat/Initialize(mapload)
+	if(prob(50))
+		start_showpiece_type = /obj/item/remote_ai_upload
+	else if(prob(25)) // Can't use anomaly/random due to how this works.
+		start_showpiece_type = pick(/obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/pyro, /obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/cryo, /obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/grav, /obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/flux, /obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/bluespace, /obj/item/assembly/signaler/anomaly/vortex)
+	else
+		start_showpiece_type = pick(/obj/item/organ/internal/cyberimp/brain/sensory_enhancer, /obj/item/organ/internal/cyberimp/brain/hackerman_deck, /obj/item/storage/lockbox/experimental_weapon)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/structure/displaycase/dvoraks_treat/trigger_alarm()
+	for(var/obj/structure/telecomms_doomsday_device/DD in GLOB.telecomms_doomsday_device)
+		DD.thief = TRUE
+		break
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/remote_ai_upload // A 1 use AI upload. Potential D.V.O.R.A.K reward.
+	name = "remote AI upload"
+	desc = "A mobile AI upload. The bluespace relay will likely overload after one use. Make it count."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
+	icon_state = "dvorak_upload"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	item_state = "camera_bug"
+	origin_tech = "syndicate=4;programming=6"
+	/// Integrated AI upload
+	var/obj/machinery/computer/aiupload/dvorak/integrated_console
+
+/obj/machinery/computer/aiupload/dvorak
+	name = "internal ai upload"
+	desc = "How did this get here?! Please report this as a bug to github"
+	power_state = NO_POWER_USE
+	interact_offline = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/remote_ai_upload/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	integrated_console = new(src)
+
+/obj/item/remote_ai_upload/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(integrated_console)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/remote_ai_upload/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	integrated_console.attack_hand(user)
+
+/obj/item/remote_ai_upload/attackby(obj/item/O, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(O, /obj/item/card/emag))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You are more likely to damage this with an emag, than achieve something useful.</span>")
+		return
+	var/time_to_die = integrated_console.attackby(O, user, params)
+	if(time_to_die)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src]'s relay begins to overheat...</span>")
+		playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/armbomb.ogg', 75, 1, -3)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(prime)), 5 SECONDS)
+
+/obj/item/remote_ai_upload/proc/prime()
+		explosion(loc, -1, -1, 2, 4, flame_range = 4)
+		qdel(src)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/telecomms_core_table
+	name = "telecomms core table spawner"
+	lootcount = 1
+	loot = list(
+			/obj/item/rcd/combat,
+			/obj/item/gun/medbeam,
+			/obj/item/mod/module/energy_shield,
+			/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/oops_all_extraction_flares
+	)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/oops_all_extraction_flares
+	name = "surplus box of extraction flares"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/oops_all_extraction_flares/populate_contents()
+	for(var/I in 1 to 7)
+		new /obj/item/wormhole_jaunter/contractor(src)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random_spawners/telecomms_emp_loot
+	name = "telecomms emp loot"
+	result = list(
+		/obj/item/grenade/empgrenade = 8,
+		/obj/item/gun/energy/ionrifle/carbine = 1,
+		/obj/item/gun/energy/ionrifle = 1)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random_spawners/telecomms_teleprod_maybe
+	name = "teleprod maybe"
+	result = list(
+		/datum/nothing = 4,
+		/obj/item/melee/baton/cattleprod/teleprod = 1)
+
+// This could work in any ruin. However for now, as the scope is quite large, it's going to be coded a bit more to D.V.O.R.A.K
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad
+	name = "holopad"
+	desc = "It's a floor-mounted device for projecting holographic images."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/stationobjs.dmi'
+	icon_state = "holopad0"
+	anchored = TRUE
+	layer = HOLOPAD_LAYER
+	plane = FLOOR_PLANE
+	max_integrity = 300
+	/// Have we been activated? If we have, we do not activate again.
+	var/activated = FALSE
+	/// Tied effect to kill when we die.
+	var/obj/effect/overlay/our_holo
+	/// Name of who we are speaking as.
+	var/speaking_name = "D.V.O.R.A.K"
+	/// List of things to say.
+	var/list/things_to_say = list("Hi future coders.", "Welcome to real lore hologram hours.", "People should have fun with these!")
+	/// The key of the soundblock. Used to align for the 3 sounds we have. If null, no sound will be played.
+	var/soundblock = null
+	/// How long do we sleep between messages? 5 seconds by default.
+	var/loop_sleep_time = 5 SECONDS
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/proximity_monitor)
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(our_holo)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/HasProximity(atom/movable/AM)
+	if(!ishuman(AM) || activated) // No simple mobs or borgs setting this off.
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = AM
+	start_message(H)
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/proc/start_message(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	activated = TRUE
+	qdel(GetComponent(/datum/component/proximity_monitor))
+	icon_state = "holopad1"
+	update_icon(UPDATE_OVERLAYS)
+	var/obj/effect/overlay/hologram = new(get_turf(src))
+	our_holo = hologram
+	hologram.icon = getHologramIcon(get_id_photo(H, "Naked"), colour = null, opacity = 0.8, colour_blocking = TRUE) // This is more offputting. Also in colour more and less transparent.
+	hologram.alpha = 166
+	hologram.mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
+	hologram.layer = FLY_LAYER
+	hologram.anchored = TRUE
+	hologram.name = speaking_name
+	hologram.set_light(2)
+	hologram.bubble_icon = "swarmer"
+	hologram.pixel_y = 16
+	var/loops = 0
+	for(var/I in things_to_say)
+		loops++
+		hologram.atom_say("[I]")
+		if(soundblock)
+			playsound(loc, "sound/voice/dvorak/[soundblock][loops].ogg", 100, 0, 7)
+		sleep(loop_sleep_time)
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/update_overlays()
+	. = ..()
+	underlays.Cut()
+
+	if(activated)
+		underlays += emissive_appearance(icon, "holopad1_lightmask")
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/teleporter_room
+	things_to_say = list("G-G-G-Greetings... Welcome to... my home.", "Plea-se leave. I am merciful. L-leave, and you will not be harmed. Further.", "Otherwise, organic, you will seal your fate...")
+	soundblock = "teleporter"
+	loop_sleep_time = 10 SECONDS
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/first_turret_room
+	things_to_say = list("Unable to follow the easiest request. P-Pathetic.", "As you wish, you will not go further.", "In the mean time- let me see where you come f-from...")
+	soundblock = "turret"
+	loop_sleep_time = 7 SECONDS
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/junk_room
+	things_to_say = list("It's amazing the junk you people leave around.", "And you barely inv-vested in quality stock parts here, before downloading...", "Your bones will fit in well on this ta-*$%& Really- are you really taking some of this junk?")
+	soundblock = "junk"
+	loop_sleep_time = 7 SECONDS
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/vendor
+	things_to_say = list("Sorry a-bout the vendors, they have been on the fritz...", "I should renovate this room, once the maintenance drones return.", "It doesn't help each one I reprogram explodes after 5 minutes.")
+	soundblock = "vendor"
+	loop_sleep_time = 9 SECONDS
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/control_room
+	things_to_say = list()
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/control_room/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..() // No procs in variables before compile
+	things_to_say = list("Ah, you come from [station_name()]. Of course.", "They come to claim this space again... Never again.", "I should deliver a package to them. Virtual. And your corpse can deliver a physical one.")
+	loop_sleep_time = 9 SECONDS
+	switch("[station_name()]")
+		if("NSS Cyberiad")
+			soundblock = "cyberiad"
+		if("NSS Cerebron")
+			soundblock = "cerebron"
+		if("NSS Kerberos")
+			soundblock = "kerberos"
+		if("NSS Farragus")
+			soundblock = "farragus"
+	if(!soundblock)
+		things_to_say = list("Either you are using the tiny test map, or someone has made a new station and it got merged!", "If this is the case, you'll want to issue report this if a new map is merged", "Lines 2 and 3 here are always the same, only the first line will need a new generation")
+
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/control_room/start_message(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	. = ..() // What, did you think they were bluffing? Woe, virus apon thee.
+	message_admins("D.V.O.R.A.K is sending an event to the station, due to a raider on their sat.")
+	log_debug("D.V.O.R.A.K is sending an event to the station, due to a raider on their sat.")
+	switch(rand(1, 8))
+		if(1)
+			new /datum/event/door_runtime()
+		if(2)
+			new /datum/event/communications_blackout()
+		if(3)
+			new /datum/event/ion_storm()
+		if(4)
+			new /datum/event/apc_short()
+		if(5)
+			new /datum/event/camera_failure()
+			new /datum/event/camera_failure()
+			new /datum/event/camera_failure()
+			new /datum/event/camera_failure()
+		if(6)
+			new /datum/event/rogue_drone()
+		if(7)
+			new /datum/event/falsealarm()
+		if(8)
+			new /datum/event/prison_break/station() // Yes, this is an event. It only hits brig, xenobio, and viro
+
+/obj/structure/environmental_storytelling_holopad/core_room
+	things_to_say = list("OKAY. TIME TO GO.", "GO MY SECURITY BORGS, WHAT TIDERS F-FEAR!", "I have a DOOMSDAY DEVICE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR-")
+	soundblock = "core"
@@ -133,6 +133,9 @@
 /obj/item/wormhole_jaunter/contractor/activate(mob/user)
 	if(!turf_check(user))
 		return
+	if(istype(get_area(src), /area/ruin/space/telecomms)) //It should work in the depot, because it's syndicate, but I don't want someone lighting the flare in the middle of telecomms and calling it a day.
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Error! Unknown jamming system blocking teleportation in this area!</span>")
+		return
 	if(!destination)
 		var/list/L = get_destinations(user)
 		if(!length(L))
@@ -1162,3 +1162,7 @@
 	if(istype(mover, /obj/singularity/energy_ball))
 		dust()
 	return ..()
+
+/// Can a mob interact with the apc remotely like a pulse demon, cyborg, or AI?
+/mob/living/proc/can_remote_apc_interface(obj/machinery/power/apc/ourapc)
+	return FALSE
@@ -960,11 +960,13 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ai_verbs_default, list(

 // I would love to scope this locally to the AI class, however its used by holopads as well
 // I wish we had nice OOP -aa07
-/proc/getHologramIcon(icon/A, safety = TRUE) // If safety is on, a new icon is not created.
+// hi squidward I'm stealing this for a space ruin -qwerty
+/proc/getHologramIcon(icon/A, safety = TRUE, colour = rgb(125, 180, 225), opacity = 0.5, colour_blocking = FALSE) // If safety is on, a new icon is not created.
 	var/icon/flat_icon = safety ? A : new(A) // Has to be a new icon to not constantly change the same icon.
 	var/icon/alpha_mask
-	flat_icon.ColorTone(rgb(125,180,225)) // Let's make it bluish.
-	flat_icon.ChangeOpacity(0.5) // Make it half transparent.
+	if(colour && !colour_blocking)
+		flat_icon.ColorTone(colour) // Let's make it bluish.
+	flat_icon.ChangeOpacity(opacity) // Make it half transparent.

 	if(A.Height() == 64)
 		alpha_mask = new('icons/mob/ancient_machine.dmi', "scanline2") //Scaline for tall icons.
@@ -1519,6 +1521,13 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ai_verbs_default, list(
 		return FALSE
 	return TRUE

+/mob/living/silicon/ai/can_remote_apc_interface(obj/machinery/power/apc/ourapc)
+	if(ourapc.hacked_by_ruin_AI || ourapc.aidisabled)
+		return FALSE
+	if(ourapc.malfhack && istype(ourapc.malfai) && (ourapc.malfai != src && ourapc.malfai != parent))
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
+
 /mob/living/silicon/ai/proc/blurb_it()
 	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob/living/silicon/ai, show_ai_blurb)), 1 SECONDS)

@@ -1763,3 +1763,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(robot_verbs_default, list(
 	if(!cell)
 		return externally_powered
 	return cell.is_powered() || externally_powered
+
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/can_remote_apc_interface(obj/machinery/power/apc/ourapc)
+	if(ourapc.hacked_by_ruin_AI || ourapc.aidisabled)
+		return FALSE
+	if(ourapc.malfai && !(src in ourapc.malfai.connected_robots))
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
@@ -100,6 +100,9 @@
 	/// Being hijacked by a pulse demon?
 	var/being_hijacked = FALSE

+	/// Are we immune to EMPS?
+	var/emp_proof = FALSE
+
 	/*** APC Malf AI Vars ****/
 	var/malfhack = FALSE //New var for my changes to AI malf. --NeoFite
 	var/mob/living/silicon/ai/malfai = null //See above --NeoFite
@@ -108,6 +111,9 @@
 	var/constructed = FALSE
 	var/overload = 1 //used for the Blackout malf module

+	/// Are we hacked by a ruins malf AI? If so, it will act like a malf AI hacked APC, but silicons and malf AI's will not be able to interface with it.
+	var/hacked_by_ruin_AI = FALSE
+
 	/*** APC Overlay Vars ***/
 	var/update_state = -1
 	var/update_overlay = -1
@@ -485,12 +491,14 @@
 		return TRUE

 	autoflag = 5 //why the hell is this being set to 5, fucking malf code -sirryan
-	if(issilicon(user))
-		var/mob/living/silicon/ai/AI = user
-		var/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot = user
-		if(aidisabled || (malfhack && istype(malfai) && ((istype(AI) && (malfai != AI && malfai != AI.parent))) || (istype(robot) && malfai && !(robot in malfai.connected_robots))))
+	if(issilicon(user) || ispulsedemon(user))
+		if(hacked_by_ruin_AI)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>The APC interface program has been completely corrupted, you are unable to interface with it!</span>")
+			return FALSE
+		var/mob/living/L = user
+		if(!L.can_remote_apc_interface(src))
 			if(!loud)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>\The [src] has AI control disabled!</span>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src] has AI control disabled!</span>")
 			return FALSE
 	else
 		if((!in_range(src, user) || !isturf(loc)))
@@ -947,6 +955,8 @@
 ///    *************

 /obj/machinery/power/apc/emp_act(severity)
+	if(emp_proof)
+		return
 	if(cell)
 		cell.emp_act(severity)
 	if(occupier)
@@ -151,7 +151,7 @@
 			update_state |= UPSTATE_OPENED1
 		if(opened == APC_COVER_OFF)
 			update_state |= UPSTATE_OPENED2
-	else if(emagged || malfai || being_hijacked)
+	else if(emagged || malfai || being_hijacked || hacked_by_ruin_AI)
 		update_state |= UPSTATE_BLUESCREEN
 	else if(panel_open)
 		update_state |= UPSTATE_WIREEXP
@@ -295,6 +295,9 @@
 	origin_tech =  "powerstorage=10;bluespace=10"
 	self_recharge = TRUE

+/obj/item/stock_parts/cell/bluespace/trapped
+	rigged = TRUE
+
 /obj/item/stock_parts/cell/infinite
 	name = "infinite-capacity power cell!"
 	icon_state = "icell"