diff --git a/code/game/magic/ritual.dm b/code/game/magic/ritual.dm
index e8430c28011..115ab33cb76 100644
--- a/code/game/magic/ritual.dm
+++ b/code/game/magic/ritual.dm
@@ -17,13 +17,14 @@ var/list/cultists = list()
 // nahlizet - see
 // certum - Hell
 // veri - blood
-// jatkaa - join
+// jatkaa - join <- eh, I just used good-soounding combos. Could change that later
 
 
 // ire ego [word] - Teleport to [rune with word destination matching] (works in pairs)
 // nahlizet veri certum - Create a new tome
 // jatkaa veri ego - Incorporate person over the rune into the group
 // certum jatkaa ego - Summon TERROR
+// nahlizet ire certum - EMP rune
 
 	examine()
 		set src in usr
@@ -34,15 +35,26 @@ var/list/cultists = list()
 		..()
 		return
 
-
+	attackby(I as obj, user as mob)
+		if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/tome) && cultists.Find(user))
+			user << "You retrace your steps, carefully undoing the lines of the rune."
+			del(src)
+			return
+		else if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/storage/bible) && usr.mind && (usr.mind.assigned_role == "Chaplain"))
+			user << "\blue You banish the vile magic with the blessing of God!"
+			del(src)
+			return
+		return
 
 	attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
 		if(!cultists.Find(user))
 			user << "You can't mouth the arcane scratchings without fumbling over them."
 			return
-		if(!word1 || !word2 || !word3)
+		if(!word1 || !word2 || !word3 || prob(usr.brainloss))
 			return fizzle()
+
 		if(word1 == "ire" && word2 == "ego")
+			usr.say("Sas'so c'arta forbici!")
 			for(var/obj/rune/R in world)
 				if(R == src)
 					continue
@@ -53,16 +65,19 @@ var/list/cultists = list()
 					return
 			return	fizzle()
 		if(word1 == "nahlizet" && word2 == "veri" && word3 == "certum")
+			usr.say("N'ath reth sh'yro eth d'raggathnor!")
 			for (var/mob/V in viewers(src))
 				V.show_message("\red There's a flash of red light. The rune disappears, and in its place a book lies", 3, "\red You hear a pop and smell ozone.", 2)
 			new /obj/item/weapon/tome(src.loc)
 			del(src)
-		/*
+
+/*
+		if(word1 == "ire" && word2 == "certum" && word3 == "jatkaa")
 			var/list/temprunes = list()
 			var/list/runes = list()
 			for(var/obj/rune/R in world)
 				if(istype(R, /obj/rune))
-					if(R.word1 == "nahlizet" && R.word2 == "veri" && R.word3 == "certum")
+					if(R.word1 == "ire" && R.word2 == "certum" && R.word3 == "jatkaa")
 						runes.Add(R)
 						var/atom/a = get_turf_loc(R)
 						temprunes.Add(a.loc)
@@ -71,14 +86,14 @@ var/list/cultists = list()
 				return fizzle()
 			var/selection_position = temprunes.Find(chosen)
 			var/obj/rune/chosenrune = runes[selection_position]
-//			user.client.eye = chosenrune
+			user.client.eye = chosenrune
 			user:current = chosenrune
 			user.reset_view(chosenrune)
-
+*/
 			return
-		*/
 		if(word1 == "jatkaa" && word2 == "veri" && word3 == "ego")
-			for(var/mob/M in src.loc)
+			usr.say("Mah'weyh pleggh at e'ntrath!")
+			for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in src.loc)
 				if(cultists.Find(M))
 					return fizzle()
 				else
@@ -89,6 +104,7 @@ var/list/cultists = list()
 					M<< "<font color=\"purple\"><b><i>Assist your new compatriots in their dark dealings. Their goal is yours, and yours is theirs. You serve the Dark One above all else. Bring It back.</b></i></font>"
 					return
 		if(word1 == "certum" && word2 == "jatkaa" && word3 == "ego")
+			usr.say("Tok-lyr rqa'nap g'lt-ulotf!")
 			var/cultist_count = 0
 			for(var/mob/M in orange(1,src))
 				if(cultists.Find(M))
@@ -104,9 +120,198 @@ var/list/cultists = list()
 				return
 			else
 				return fizzle()
+		if(word1 == "nahlizet" && word2 == "ire" && word3 == "certum")
+			usr.say("ta'gh fara'qha fel d'amar det!")
+			playsound(src.loc, 'Welder2.ogg', 25, 1)
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+			if(T)
+				T.hotspot_expose(700,125)
+
+			var/rune = src // detaching the proc - in theory
+			src = null
+
+			var/obj/overlay/pulse = new/obj/overlay ( T )
+			pulse.icon = 'effects.dmi'
+			pulse.icon_state = "emppulse"
+			pulse.name = "emp pulse"
+			pulse.anchored = 1
+			spawn(20)
+				del(pulse)
+
+			for(var/obj/item/weapon/W in range(world.view-1, T))
+
+				if (istype(W, /obj/item/assembly/m_i_ptank) || istype(W, /obj/item/assembly/r_i_ptank) || istype(W, /obj/item/assembly/t_i_ptank))
+
+					var/fuckthis
+					if(istype(W:part1,/obj/item/weapon/tank/plasma))
+						fuckthis = W:part1
+						fuckthis:ignite()
+					if(istype(W:part2,/obj/item/weapon/tank/plasma))
+						fuckthis = W:part2
+						fuckthis:ignite()
+					if(istype(W:part3,/obj/item/weapon/tank/plasma))
+						fuckthis = W:part3
+						fuckthis:ignite()
+
+
+			for(var/mob/living/M in viewers(world.view-1, T))
+
+				if(!istype(M, /mob/living)) continue
+
+				if (istype(M, /mob/living/silicon))
+					M.fireloss += 25
+					flick("noise", M:flash)
+					M << "\red <B>*BZZZT*</B>"
+					M << "\red Warning: Electromagnetic pulse detected."
+					if(istype(M, /mob/living/silicon/ai))
+						if (prob(30))
+							switch(pick(1,2,3)) //Add Random laws.
+								if(1)
+									M:cancel_camera()
+								if(2)
+									M:lockdown()
+								if(3)
+									M:ai_call_shuttle()
+					continue
+
+
+				M << "\red <B>Your equipment malfunctions.</B>" //Yeah, i realise that this WILL
+																//show if theyre not carrying anything
+																//that is affected. lazy.
+				if (locate(/obj/item/weapon/cloaking_device, M))
+					for(var/obj/item/weapon/cloaking_device/S in M)
+						S.active = 0
+						S.icon_state = "shield0"
+
+				if (locate(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy, M))
+					for(var/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/G in M)
+						G.charges = 0
+						G.update_icon()
+
+				if ((istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human)) && (istype(M:glasses, /obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal)))
+					M << "\red <B>Your thermals malfunction.</B>"
+					M.eye_blind = 3
+					M.eye_blurry = 5
+					M.disabilities |= 1
+					spawn(100)
+						M.disabilities &= ~1
+
+				if (locate(/obj/item/device/radio, M))
+					for(var/obj/item/device/radio/R in M) //Add something for the intercoms.
+						R.broadcasting = 0
+						R.listening = 0
+
+				if (locate(/obj/item/device/flash, M))
+					for(var/obj/item/device/flash/F in M) //Add something for the intercoms.
+						F.attack_self()
+
+				if (locate(/obj/item/weapon/baton, M))
+					for(var/obj/item/weapon/baton/B in M) //Add something for the intercoms.
+						B.charges = 0
+
+				if(locate(/obj/item/clothing/under/chameleon, M))
+					for(var/obj/item/clothing/under/chameleon/C in M) //Add something for the intercoms.
+						M << "\red <B>Your jumpsuit malfunctions</B>"
+						C.name = "psychedelic"
+						C.desc = "Groovy!"
+						C.icon_state = "psyche"
+						C.color = "psyche"
+						spawn(200)
+							C.name = "Black Jumpsuit"
+							C.icon_state = "bl_suit"
+							C.color = "black"
+							C.desc = null
+
+				M << "\red <B>BZZZT</B>"
+
+
+			for(var/obj/machinery/A in range(world.view-1, T))
+				A.use_power(7500)
+
+				var/obj/overlay/pulse2 = new/obj/overlay ( A.loc )
+				pulse2.icon = 'effects.dmi'
+				pulse2.icon_state = "empdisable"
+				pulse2.name = "emp sparks"
+				pulse2.anchored = 1
+				pulse2.dir = pick(cardinal)
+
+				spawn(10)
+					del(pulse2)
+
+				if(istype(A, /obj/machinery/turret))
+					A:enabled = 0
+					A:lasers = 0
+					A:power_change()
+
+				if(istype(A, /obj/machinery/computer) && prob(20))
+					A:set_broken()
+
+				if(istype(A, /obj/machinery/firealarm) && prob(50))
+					A:alarm()
+
+				if(istype(A, /obj/machinery/power/smes))
+					A:online = 0
+					A:charging = 0
+					A:output = 0
+					A:charge -= 1e6
+					if (A:charge < 0)
+						A:charge = 0
+					spawn(100)
+						A:output = initial(A:output)
+						A:charging = initial(A:charging)
+						A:online = initial(A:online)
+
+				if(istype(A, /obj/machinery/door))
+					if(prob(20) && (istype(A,/obj/machinery/door/airlock) || istype(A,/obj/machinery/door/window)) )
+						A:open()
+					if(prob(40))
+						if(A:secondsElectrified != 0) continue
+						A:secondsElectrified = -1
+						spawn(300)
+							A:secondsElectrified = 0
+
+				if(istype(A, /obj/machinery/power/apc))
+					if(A:cell)
+						A:cell:charge -= 1000
+						if (A:cell:charge < 0)
+							A:cell:charge = 0
+					A:lighting = 0
+					A:equipment = 0
+					A:environ = 0
+					spawn(600)
+						A:equipment = 3
+						A:environ = 3
+
+				if(istype(A, /obj/machinery/camera))
+					A.icon_state = "cameraemp"
+					A:network = null                   //Not the best way but it will do. I think.
+					spawn(900)
+						A:network = initial(A:network)
+						A:icon_state = initial(A:icon_state)
+					for(var/mob/living/silicon/ai/O in world)
+						if (O.current == A)
+							O.cancel_camera()
+							O << "Your connection to the camera has been lost."
+					for(var/mob/O in world)
+						if (istype(O.machine, /obj/machinery/computer/security))
+							var/obj/machinery/computer/security/S = O.machine
+							if (S.current == A)
+								O.machine = null
+								S.current = null
+								O.reset_view(null)
+								O << "The screen bursts into static."
+
+				if(istype(A, /obj/machinery/clonepod))
+					A:malfunction()
+			del(rune)
+			return
+		else
+			return fizzle()
+
 
 	proc
 		fizzle()
+			usr.say(pick("B'ADMINES SP'WNIN SH'T","IC'IN O'OC","RO'SHA'M I'SA GRI'FF'N ME'AI","TOX'IN'S O'NM FI'RAH","IA BL'AME TOX'IN'S","FIR'A NON'AN RE'SONA","A'OI I'RS ROUA'GE","LE'OAN JU'STA SP'A'C Z'EE SH'EF","IA PT'WOBEA'RD, IA A'DMI'NEH'LP"))
 			for (var/mob/V in viewers(src))
 				V.show_message("\red The markings pulse with a small burst of light, then fall dark.", 3, "\red You hear a faint fizzle.", 2)
 			return
@@ -115,13 +320,17 @@ var/list/cultists = list()
 			if(word1 == "ire" && word2 == "ego")
 				icon_state = "2"
 				return
-			if(word1 == "nahlizet" && word2 == "veri" && word3 == "certum")
+			if(word1 == "jatkaa" && word2 == "veri" && word3 == "ego")
 				icon_state = "3"
 				return
 			if(word1 == "certum" && word2 == "jatkaa" && word3 == "ego")
 				icon_state = "3"
 				src.icon += rgb(100, 0 , 150)
 				return
+			if(word1 == "nahlizet" && word2 == "ire" && word3 == "certum")
+				icon_state = "2"
+				src.icon += rgb(0, 50 , 0)
+				return
 			icon_state = "1"
 
 
@@ -135,26 +344,43 @@ var/list/cultists = list()
 
 	attack_self(mob/user as mob)
 		if(cultists.Find(user))
-			var/choice = input("Scribe a rune on the ground here?", "Rune Scribing") in list("Yes", "No")
-			if(choice == "No")
-				return
+			var/C = 0
+			for(var/obj/rune/N in world)
+				C++
+			if (C>=25)
+				switch(alert("The cloth of reality can't take that much of a strain. By creating another rune, you risk locally tearing reality apart, which would prove fatal to you. Do you still wish to scribe the rune?",,"Yes","No"))
+					if("Yes")
+						if(prob(C*5-100))
+							usr.emote("scream")
+							user << "\red A tear momentarily appears in reality. Before it closes, you catch a glimpse of that which lies beyond. That proves to be too much for your mind."
+							usr.gib(1)
+							return
+					if("No")
+						return
+			else
+				if(alert("Scribe a rune?",,"Yes","No")=="No")
+					return
+			var/list/words = list("ire", "ego", "nahlizet", "certum", "veri", "jatkaa")
 			var/w1
 			var/w2
 			var/w3
-			var/list/words = list("ire", "ego", "nahlizet", "certum", "veri", "jatkaa")
 			if(usr)
 				w1 = input("Write your first rune:", "Rune Scribing") in words
 			if(usr)
 				w2 = input("Write your second rune:", "Rune Scribing") in words
 			if(usr)
 				w3 = input("Write your third rune:", "Rune Scribing") in words
-			var/obj/rune/R = new /obj/rune(user.loc)
-			R.word1 = w1
-			R.word2 = w2
-			R.word3 = w3
-			R.check_icon()
 			for (var/mob/V in viewers(src))
-				V.show_message("\red [user] slices open a finger and paints symbols on the floor.", 3, "\red You hear someone drawing on a surface.", 2)
+				V.show_message("\red [user] slices open a finger and begins to chant and paint symbols on the floor.", 3, "\red You hear chanting.", 2)
+			user << "\red You slice open one of your fingers and begin drawing a rune on the floor whilst chanting the ritual that binds your life essence with the dark arcane energies flowing through the surrounding world."
+			user.bruteloss += 1
+			if(do_after(user, 50))
+				var/obj/rune/R = new /obj/rune(user.loc)
+				user << "\red You finish drawing the arcane markings of the Geometer."
+				R.word1 = w1
+				R.word2 = w2
+				R.word3 = w3
+				R.check_icon()
 			return
 		else
 			user << "The book seems full of illegible scribbles. Is this a joke?"
@@ -162,7 +388,10 @@ var/list/cultists = list()
 
 	examine()
 		set src in usr
-		usr << "An old, dusty tome with frayed edges and a sinister looking cover."
+		if(!cultists.Find(usr))
+			usr << "An old, dusty tome with frayed edges and a sinister looking cover."
+		else
+			usr << "The scriptures of Nar-Sie, The One Who Sees, The Geometer of Blood. Contains the details of every ritual his followers could think of. Most of these are useless, though."
 
 
 /obj/item/weapon/paperscrap
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/misc.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/misc.dm
index e63bc6cd836..0a44e44ae58 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/misc.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/misc.dm
@@ -78,6 +78,9 @@ DNA INJECTOR
 			for(var/mob/O in viewers(M, null))
 				O.show_message(text("\red [] has been injected with [] by [].", M, src, user), 1)
 				//Foreach goto(192)
+			if (!istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human) || !istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/monkey))
+				user << "\red Apparently it didn't work."
+				return
 			inject(M)
 			user.show_message(text("\red You inject [M]"))
 	return
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