diff --git a/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm b/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
index 0a389bc745c..2bb0e0b91af 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
@@ -178,7 +178,7 @@
 		to_chat(user, SPAN_WARNING("You don't want to harm other living beings!"))
 		return FALSE
 
-	if(!force)
+	if(!force && !("zero_damage_hitsound" in vars))
 		playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/tap.ogg', get_clamped_volume(), TRUE, -1)
 	else
 		SEND_SIGNAL(target, COMSIG_ATTACK)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items.dm b/code/game/objects/items.dm
index 44adbb4fd0b..87da806b8c5 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items.dm
@@ -729,7 +729,7 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(welding_sparks, /mutable_appearance, mutable_appearance('icons
 				var/mob/living/L = hit_atom
 				L.IgniteMob()
 			var/volume = get_volume_by_throwforce_and_or_w_class()
-			if(throwforce > 0)
+			if(throwforce > 0 || ("zero_damage_hitsound" in vars))
 				if(mob_throw_hit_sound)
 					SSthrowing.playsound_capped(hit_atom, mob_throw_hit_sound, volume, TRUE, -1)
 				else if(hitsound)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index 93266974e84..a4927f7b8df 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -2089,3 +2089,36 @@
 	desc = "Rumor has it that microscopic space life makes its home in these crevices."
 	icon_state = "shell_red"
 	dye_color = DYE_LIGHTRED
+
+/obj/item/toy/pool_noodle
+	name = "boring pool noodle"
+	desc = ABSTRACT_TYPE_DESC
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "pool_noodle"
+	attack_verb = list("bopped", "splatted", "smacked", "thwapped", "slapped")
+	hitsound = 'sound/items/pool_noodle_hit.ogg'
+	// Having this var at all should play hitsound even if damage is zero
+	var/zero_damage_hitsound = TRUE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/obj/item/toy/pool_noodle/Initialize(mapload)
+	if(!color)
+		return ..()
+	name = "pool noodle"
+	desc = "A damp, flexible tube for unrestrained summer fun."
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/toy/pool_noodle/pink
+	color = COLOR_PINK
+
+/obj/item/toy/pool_noodle/lime
+	color = COLOR_LIME
+
+/obj/item/toy/pool_noodle/aqua
+	color = COLOR_CYAN
+
+/obj/item/toy/pool_noodle/violet
+	color = COLOR_VIOLET
+
+/obj/item/toy/pool_noodle/orange
+	color = COLOR_ORANGE
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/items_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/items_lefthand.dmi
index c71d9a11837..db57fc42dc4 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/items_lefthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/items_lefthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/items_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/items_righthand.dmi
index 97ffa58df0b..bf876a4b9d2 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/items_righthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/items_righthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/toy.dmi b/icons/obj/toy.dmi
index 84a6fb02a1d..2418d5ab0f6 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/toy.dmi and b/icons/obj/toy.dmi differ
diff --git a/sound/Attributions.txt b/sound/Attributions.txt
index a72fab16953..28b523418eb 100644
--- a/sound/Attributions.txt
+++ b/sound/Attributions.txt
@@ -29,3 +29,6 @@ effects/mob_effects/flap.ogg and effects/mob_effects/angryflap.ogg were taken fr
 effects/mob_effects/flutter.ogg was taken from https://freesound.org/people/Godowan/sounds/240476/ under CC0
 
 items/beach_chair_hit_1.ogg was compressed to ogg from "screen door open 1.wav" in https://filmcow.itch.io/filmcow-sfx 's "FilmCow Recorded SFX.zip" under their FilmCow Royalty Free SFX Library License Agreement
+
+items/pool_noodle_hit.ogg was compressed to ogg from "cardboard box hit 28.wav" in https://filmcow.itch.io/filmcow-sfx-4 's "Hits & Crunches 48kHz.zip" under their FilmCow Royalty Free SFX Library License Agreement
+
diff --git a/sound/items/pool_noodle_hit.ogg b/sound/items/pool_noodle_hit.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..3021bb4e4c5
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/items/pool_noodle_hit.ogg differ