From 2bd66d86928b7ec692cf319ba6fe4bbaf57c9be3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: VampyrBytes <stuartoatley@rocketmail.com>
Date: Thu, 26 May 2016 12:14:52 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] Every emote added!

Thank god that's over with!
---
 code/datums/Emote_system/emotes.dm | 1895 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++--
 1 file changed, 1801 insertions(+), 94 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/datums/Emote_system/emotes.dm b/code/datums/Emote_system/emotes.dm
index 12d30be4c26..190759df693 100644
--- a/code/datums/Emote_system/emotes.dm
+++ b/code/datums/Emote_system/emotes.dm
@@ -2,12 +2,12 @@
 									Emotes
 New() must call ..() to set the baseLevel for the emoteHandler search. As the commands
 are set in New(), this means that the emote will pick up all the commands from the emotes
-above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new /list()
+above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands.cut()
 *************************************************************************************/
 
 /datum/emote/airguitar
 	name = "airguitar"
-	desc = "Play an air guitar"
+	desc = "Makes the mob play an air guitar"
 	text = "is strumming the air and headbanging like a safari chimp."
 	selfText = "are strumming the air and headbanging like a safari chimp."
 	restrained = 1
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 
 /datum/emote/alarm
 	name = "alarm"
-	desc = "Sound an alarm"
+	desc = "makes the mob sound an alarm"
 	text = "sounds an alarm"
 	selfText = "sound an alarm"
 	audible = 1
@@ -37,14 +37,14 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 	if(isbrain(user))
 		return 1
 
-/datum/emote/alarm/createBlindMessage(var/mob/user, var/messaage)
+/datum/emote/alarm/createBlindMessage(var/mob/user, var/params, var/messaage)
 	return "You hear an alarm"
 
 /datum/emote/alert
 	name = "alert"
-	desc = "Sound an alert"
+	desc = "Makes the mob sound an alert"
 	text = "lets out a distressed noise"
-	selfText = "let out a distressed noise)"
+	selfText = "let out a distressed noise"
 	audible = 1
 
 /datum/emote/alert/New()
@@ -54,12 +54,10 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 /datum/emote/alert/available(var/mob/user)
 	if(isbrain(user))
 		return 1
-/datum/emote/alert/createBlindMessage(var/mob/user, var/message)
-	return "you hear an alert"
 
 /datum/emote/beep
 	name = "beep"
-	desc = "let out a beep"
+	desc = "makes the mob let out a beep"
 	text = "beeps"
 	selfText = "beep"
 	audible = 1
@@ -73,26 +71,19 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 	if(isbrain(user))
 		return 1
 
-/datum/emote/beep/createBlindMessage(var/mob/user, var/message)
-	return "You hear a beep"
-
 /datum/emote/beep/targetted
-	cooldown = 1
 	sound = 'sound/machines/twobeep.ogg'
+	cooldown = 50
 	canTarget = 1
 	targetMob = 1
 
 /datum/emote/beep/targetted/available(var/mob/user)
-	if(issilicon(user))
-		return 1
-	if(isbot(user))
-		return 1
-	if(user.get_species() == "Machine")
+	if(user.is_mechanical())
 		return 1
 
 /datum/emote/blink
 	name = "blink"
-	desc = "blink"
+	desc = "Makes the mob blink"
 	text = "blinks"
 	selfText = "blink"
 
@@ -109,27 +100,27 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 
 /datum/emote/blink/rapid
 	name = "rapid blink"
-	desc = "blink rapidly"
+	desc = "Makes the mob blink rapidly"
 	allowParent = 1
 
 /datum/emote/blink/rapid/New()
 	..()
-	commands = new/list()
+	commands = new /list()
 	commands += "blink_r"
 	commands += "blinks_r"
 
 /datum/emote/blink/rapid/available(var/mob/user)
 	if(ishuman(user))
-		return
+		return 1
 
-/datum/emote/blink/rapid/createMessage(var/mob/user, var/number)
+/datum/emote/blink/rapid/standardMessage(var/mob/user)
 	var/message = ..()
 	message += " rapidly"
 	return message
 
 /datum/emote/blush
 	name = "blush"
-	desc = "blush"
+	desc = "Makes the mob blush"
 	text = "blushes"
 	selfText = "blush"
 
@@ -144,7 +135,7 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 
 /datum/emote/boop
 	name = "boop"
-	desc = "boop"
+	desc = "Makes the mob boop"
 	text = "boops"
 	selfText = "boop"
 
@@ -159,7 +150,7 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 
 /datum/emote/bounce
 	name = "bounce"
-	desc = "bounce"
+	desc = "Makes the mob bounce"
 	text = "bounces in place"
 	selfText = "bounce in place"
 
@@ -174,7 +165,7 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 
 /datum/emote/bow
 	name = "bow"
-	desc = "bow"
+	desc = "Makes the mob bow"
 	text = "bows"
 	selfText = "bow"
 	canTarget = 1
@@ -199,12 +190,14 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 
 /datum/emote/burp
 	name = "burp"
-	desc = "burp"
+	desc = "Makes the mob burp"
 	text = "burps"
 	selfText = "burp"
-	muzzledNoise = "peculiar"
-	mimeText = "opens their mouth rather obnoxiously"
 	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "opens their mouth rather obnoxiously"
+	mimeSelf = "open your mouth rather obnoxiously"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+	muzzledNoise = "peculiar"
 
 /datum/emote/burp/New()
 	..()
@@ -214,16 +207,1194 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 /datum/emote/burp/available(var/mob/user)
 	if(ishuman(user))
 		return 1
-	if(istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva) || istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid))
+	if(islarva(user) || isalienadult(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/buzz
+	name = "buzz"
+	desc = "Makes the mob buzz"
+	text = "buzzes"
+	selfText = "buzz"
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/machines/buzz-sigh.ogg'
+	cooldown = 50
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+
+/datum/emote/buzz/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "buzz"
+	commands += "buzzes"
+	commands += "buzzs"
+
+/datum/emote/buzz/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(user.is_mechanical())
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/chirp
+	name = "chirp"
+	desc = "Makes the mob chirp"
+	text = "chirps"
+	selfText = "chirp"
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/misc/nymphchirp.ogg'
+	vol = 40
+	cooldown = 50
+
+/datum/emote/chirp/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "chirp"
+	commands += "chirps"
+
+/datum/emote/chirp/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(istype(user, /mob/living/simple_animal/diona))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/chirp/playSound(var/mob/user)
+	if (!sound)
+		return
+	playsound(user, sound, vol, 1, 1)
+	return 1
+
+/datum/emote/choke
+	name = "choke"
+	desc = "Makes the mob choke"
+	text = "chokes"
+	selfText = "choke"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "clutches"
+	mimeSelf = "clutch"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+	muzzledNoise = "strong"
+
+/datum/emote/choke/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "choke"
+	commands += "chokes"
+
+/datum/emote/choke/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+	if(islarva(user) || isalienadult(user))
+		return 1
+
+// This has to be done here not mimeText because \his will throw a compile error
+// instead of a runtime if there's not a valid target in the string *frown VB
+/datum/emote/choke/mimeMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/message = "[user] [mimeText] \his throat desperately"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/chuckle
+	name = "chuckle"
+	desc = "chuckle"
+	text = "chuckles"
+	selfText = "chuckle"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "appears to chuckle"
+	mimeSelf = "appear to chuckle"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+
+/datum/emote/chuckle/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "chuckle"
+	commands += "chuckles"
+
+/datum/emote/chuckle/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/clap
+	name = "clap"
+	desc = "clap"
+	text = "claps"
+	selfText = "clap"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "claps silently"
+	restrained = 1
+
+/datum/emote/clap/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "clap"
+	commands += "claps"
+
+/datum/emote/clap/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/collapse
+	name = "collapse"
+	desc = "Makes the mob collapse"
+	text = "collapses"
+	selfText = "collapse"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "collapses without a sound"
+
+/datum/emote/collapse/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "collapse"
+	commands += "collapses"
+
+/datum/emote/collapse/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/collapse/doAction(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	user.Paralyse(2)
+
+/datum/emote/cough
+	name = "cough"
+	desc = "Makes the mob cough"
+	text = "coughs"
+	selfText = "cough"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "appears to cough"
+	mimeSelf = "appear to cough"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+	muzzledNoise = "strong"
+
+/datum/emote/cough/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "cough"
+	commands += "coughs"
+
+/datum/emote/cough/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/cry
+	name = "cry"
+	desc = "Makes the mob cry"
+	text = "cries"
+	selfText = "cry"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "cries silently"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+	muzzledNoise = "weak"
+
+/datum/emote/cry/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "cry"
+	commands += "cries"
+
+/datum/emote/cry/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/dance
+	name = "dance"
+	desc = "makes the mob dance around happily"
+	text = "dances around happily"
+	selfText = "dance around happily"
+	restrained = 1
+
+/datum/emote/dance/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "dance"
+	commands += "dances"
+
+/datum/emote/dance/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/dap
+	name = "dap"
+	desc = "Makes the mob give daps"
+	text = "gives daps"
+	selfText = "give daps"
+	restrained = 1
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+	targetText = "to"
+
+/datum/emote/dap/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "dap"
+	commands += "daps"
+
+/datum/emote/dap/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/dap/addTarget(var/mob/user, var/list/params, var/message = "")
+	if(!params["target"] || params["target"] == user)
+		message = "<span class = '[userSpanClass]'>[user]</span> sadly can't find anybody to give daps to, and daps \himself. Shameful."
+		return message
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/emote/deathgasp
+	name = "deathgasp"
+	desc = "Makes the mob let out it's final gasp"
+	audible = 1
+
+/datum/emote/deathgasp/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "deathgasp"
+	commands += "deathgasps"
+
+/datum/emote/deathgasp/alien
+	text = "lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw..."
+	selfText = "let out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from your maw..."
+
+/datum/emote/deathgasp/alien/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isalienadult(user))
+		return 1
+
+// sorry, no selftext for humans as we'd have to add a var to species for it and that's yuk - VB
+/datum/emote/deathgasp/human
+	text = "dummytext"
+
+/datum/emote/deathgasp/human/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/deathgasp/human/standardMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/U = user
+	var/message = "<span class = '[userSpanClass]'>\The [user]</span> [U.species.death_message]"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/deathgasp/robot
+	text = "shudders violently for a moment, then becomes motionless, its eyes slowly darkening."
+	selfText = "shudder violently for a moment, then become motionless, your eyes slowly darkening."
+	audible = 0
+
+/datum/emote/drone
+	name = "drone"
+	desc = "Makes the mob drone and rumble"
+	text = "rumbles"
+	selfText = "rumble"
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/voice/DraskTalk.ogg'
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+
+/datum/emote/drone/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "drone"
+	commands += "drones"
+	commands += "rumble"
+	commands += "rumbles"
+	commands += "hum"
+	commands += "hums"
+
+/datum/emote/drone/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+	if(H.species == "Drask")
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/drone/addTarget(var/mob/user, var/list/params, var/message)
+	var/msg = ..()
+	if(msg == message)
+		return message
+	message = replacetext(message, "rumbles", "drones")
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/drone/createSelfMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params, var/message)
+	message = ..()
+	message = replacetext(message, "drones", "drone")
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/deathgasp/robot/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/drool
+	name = "drool"
+	desc = "Makes the mob drool"
+	text = "drools"
+	selfText = "drool"
+
+/datum/emote/drool/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "drool"
+	commands += "drools"
+
+/datum/emote/drool/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isalienadult(user) || islarva(user))
+		return 1
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/eyebrow
+	name = "eyebrow"
+	desc = "Makes the mob raise an eyebrow"
+	text = "raises an eyebrow"
+	selfText = "raise an eyebrow"
+
+/datum/emote/eyebrow/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "eyebrow"
+
+/datum/emote/eyebrow/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/faint
+	name = "faint"
+	desc = "makes the mob faint"
+	text = "faints"
+	selfText = "faint"
+
+/datum/emote/faint/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "faint"
+	commands += "faints"
+
+/datum/emote/faint/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/faint/doAction(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	if(!user.sleeping)
+		user.sleeping += 1
+
+/datum/emote/fart
+	name = "fart"
+	text = "farts"
+	selfText = "fart"
+	cooldown = 50
+	audible = 1
+
+/datum/emote/fart/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "fart"
+	commands += "farts"
+
+/datum/emote/fart/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/fart/standardMessage(var/mob/user)
+	var/message
+	if(SUPER_FART in user.mutations)
+		return			// super fart will make the message when triggered
+
+	if(TOXIC_FARTS in user.mutations)
+		message = "<span class = '[emoteSpanClass]'><span class = '[userSpanClass]'>\The [user]</span> unleashes a [pick("horrible","terrible","foul","disgusting","awful")] fart.</span>"
+	else
+		message = "<span class = '[emoteSpanClass]'><span class = '[userSpanClass]'>\The [user]</span> [pick("passes wind","farts")].</span>"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/fart/createSelfMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params, var/message)
+	message = ..()
+	message = replacetext(message, "unleashes", "unleash")
+	message = replacetext(message, "passes", "pass")
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/fart/doAction(var/mob/user)
+	if(TOXIC_FARTS in user.mutations)
+		for(var/mob/M in range(get_turf(user),2))
+			if (M.internal != null && M.wear_mask && (M.wear_mask.flags & AIRTIGHT))
+				continue
+			if (M == user)
+				continue
+			M.reagents.add_reagent("space_drugs",rand(1,10))
+
+	if(SUPER_FART in user.mutations)
+		var/mob/living/U = user
+		for(var/datum/action/spell_action/spell in U.actions)
+			if (spell.name == "Super Fart")
+				spell.Trigger()
+				break
+
+	if(locate(/obj/item/weapon/storage/bible) in get_turf(user))
+		if(SUPER_FART in user.mutations)
+			sleep(30)			// need to wait for them to finish the super fart before gibbing them
+
+		to_chat(viewers(user), "<span class='warning'><b>[user] farted on the Bible!</b></span>")
+		to_chat(viewers(user), "<span class='notice'><b>A mysterious force smites [user]!</b></span>")
+		var/datum/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/system/spark_spread
+		s.set_up(3, 1, user)
+		s.start()
+		user.gib()
+
+/datum/emote/flap
+	name = "flap"
+	desc = "Makes the mob flap their wings"
+	text = "flaps"
+	selfText = "flap"
+	restrained = 1
+	audible = 1
+
+/datum/emote/flap/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "flap"
+	commands += "flaps"
+
+/datum/emote/flap/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/flap/standardMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/message = "<span class = '[userSpanClass]'>\The [user]</span> [text] \his wings"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/flap/angry
+	name = "angry flap"
+	desc = "makes the mob flap their wings angrily"
+	allowParent = 1
+
+/datum/emote/flap/angry/New()
+	..()
+	commands = new /list()
+	commands += "a_flap"
+	commands += "a_flaps"
+
+/datum/emote/flap/angry/standardMessage(var/mob/user)
+	var/message = ..()
+	message += " angrily"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/flash
+	name = "flash"
+	desc = "Makes the lights on the mob flash quickly"
+	text = "flash quickly"
+	selfText = "flash quickly"
+	startText = "The lights on"
+
+/datum/emote/flash/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "flash"
+	commands += "flashes"
+
+/datum/emote/flash/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isbrain(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/flip
+	name = "flip"
+	desc = "Makes the mob flip, possibly in the direction of someone"
+	text = "flips"
+	selfText = "flip"
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+	targetText = "in"
+
+/datum/emote/flip/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "flip"
+	commands += "flips"
+
+/datum/emote/flip/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/flip/prevented(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!. && user.buckled)
+		return "you are buckled to something"
+
+/datum/emote/flip/createMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/message = ""
+	if(user.lying || user.weakened)
+		message = "<span class = '[userSpanClass]'>\The [user]</span> flops and flails around on the floor."
+	else
+		message = ..()
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/flip/addTarget(var/mob/user, var/list/params, var/message)
+	message = ..()
+	if(params["target"])
+		message += "'s general direction"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/flip/createSelfMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params, var/message)
+	message = ..()
+	message = replacetext(message, "flops", "flop")
+	message = replacetext(message, "flails", "flail")
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/flip/doAction(var/mob/user, var/list/params, var/message)
+	if(user.lying || user.weakened)
+		return
+	user.SpinAnimation(5,1)
+
+/datum/emote/flip/flipOver
+	desc = "Makes the mob flip, possibly in the direction of, or even over someone"
+
+/datum/emote/flip/flipOver/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/flip/flipOver/createMessage(var/mob/user, var/params)
+	var/message = ""
+	var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = user.get_active_hand()
+	if(istype(G) && G.affecting && !G.affecting.buckled)
+		params["target"] = G.affecting
+		message = "<span class = '[userSpanClass]'>\The [user]</span> [text] over [params["target"]]!"
+		return message
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/emote/flip/flipOver/doAction(var/mob/user, var/params, var/message)
+	var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = user.get_active_hand()
+	if(G == params["target"])
+		var/turf/oldloc = user.loc
+		var/turf/newloc = G.affecting.loc
+		if(isturf(oldloc) && isturf(newloc))
+			user.SpinAnimation(5,1)
+			user.forceMove(newloc)
+			G.affecting.forceMove(oldloc)
+			return
+	..()
+
+/datum/emote/frown
+	name = "frown"
+	desc = "Makes the mob frown"
+	text = "frowns"
+	selfText = "frown"
+
+/datum/emote/frown/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "frown"
+	commands += "frowns"
+
+/datum/emote/frown/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/gasp
+	name = "gasp"
+	desc = "Makes the mob gasp"
+	text = "gasps"
+	selfText = "gasp"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "appears to be gasping"
+	mimeSelf = "appear to be gasping"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+	muzzledNoise = "weak"
+
+/datum/emote/gasp/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "gasp"
+	commands += "gasps"
+
+/datum/emote/gasp/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isalienadult(user) || islarva(user))
+		return 1
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/giggle
+	name = "giggle"
+	desc = "Makes the mob giggle"
+	text = "giggles"
+	selfText = "giggle"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "giggles silently"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+
+/datum/emote/giggle/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "giggle"
+	commands += "giggles"
+
+/datum/emote/giggle/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/glare
+	name = "glare"
+	desc = "Makes the mob glare"
+	text = "glares"
+	selfText = "glare"
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+
+/datum/emote/glare/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "glare"
+	commands += "glares"
+
+/datum/emote/glare/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/gnarl
+	name = "gnarl"
+	desc = "Makes the mob grarl and show its teeth"
+	text = "gnarls and shows its teeth"
+	selfText = "gnarl and show your teeth"
+	audible = 1
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+
+/datum/emote/gnarl/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "gnarl"
+	commands += "gnarls"
+
+/datum/emote/gnarl/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/grin
+	name = "grin"
+	desc = "Makes the mob grin"
+	text = "grins"
+	selfText = "grin"
+
+/datum/emote/grin/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "grin"
+	commands += "grins"
+
+/datum/emote/grin/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/groan
+	name = "groan"
+	desc = "Makes the mob groan"
+	text = "groans"
+	selfText = "groan"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "appears to groan"
+	mimeSelf = "appear to groan"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+
+/datum/emote/groan/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "groan"
+	commands += "groans"
+
+/datum/emote/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/grumble
+	name = "grumble"
+	desc = "Makes the mob grumble"
+	text = "grumbles"
+	selfText = "grumble"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "grumbles"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+
+/datum/emote/grumble/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "grumble"
+	commands += "grumbles"
+
+/datum/emote/grumble/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/halt
+	name = "halt"
+	desc = "Makes the mob sound a halt warning. Only available with a security module"
+	text = "'s speakers skreech, \"Halt! Security!\"."
+	selfText = " speakers skreech, \"Halt! Security!\"."
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/voice/halt.ogg'
+
+/datum/emote/halt/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "halt"
+
+/datum/emote/halt/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/halt/prevented(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/silicon/robot/U = user
+	if (!(istype(U.module, /obj/item/weapon/robot_module/security)))
+		return "you are not security"
+
+/datum/emote/halt/standardMessage(var/mob/user)
+	var/message = "<span class = '[userSpanClass]'>\The [user]</span>[text]"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/handshake
+	name = "handshake"
+	desc = "Makes the mob shake hands with a target"
+	text = "shakes hands"
+	selfText = "shake hands"
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+	targetText = "with"
+	restrained = 1
+
+/datum/emote/handshake/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "handshake"
+
+/datum/emote/handshake/prevented(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!. && user.r_hand)
+		return "you need your right hand free"
+
+/datum/emote/handshake/getMobTarget(var/mob/user)
+	var/mob/target = ..()
+	if(!target)
+		to_chat(user, "You need someone to shake hands with")
+		return "invalid"
+
+/datum/emote/handshake/addTarget(var/mob/user, var/list/params, var/message)
+	var/mob/target = params["target"]
+	if(target.r_hand)
+		message = "<span class = '[userSpanClass]'>\The [user] holds out his hand to [params["target"]]"
+		return message
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/emote/hiss
+	name = "hiss"
+	desc = "Makes the mob hiss"
+	text = "hisses"
+	selfText = "hiss"
+	audible = 1
+
+/datum/emote/hiss/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "hiss"
+	commands += "hisses"
+
+/datum/emote/hiss/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isalienadult(user) || islarva(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/hug
+	name = "hug"
+	desc = "Makes the mob hug a target or themselves"
+	text = "hugs"
+	selfText = "hug"
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+
+/datum/emote/hug/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "hug"
+	commands += "hugs"
+
+/datum/emote/hug/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/hug/getTarget(var/mob/user)
+	var/mob/target = input("Select target", "Target Mob") as null|mob in view(1)
+	if(target)
+		return target
+	return user
+
+/datum/emote/jiggle
+	name = "jiggle"
+	desc = "Makes the mob jiggle"
+	text = "jiggles"
+	selfText = "jiggle"
+
+/datum/emote/jiggle/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "jiggle"
+	commands += "jiggles"
+
+/datum/emote/jiggle/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isslime(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/johnny
+	name = "johnny"
+	desc = "Yeah, just try it"
+	text = "takes a drag from a cigarette and blows their name out in smoke."
+	selfText = "take a drag from a cigarette and blow their name out in smoke."
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "takes a drag from a cigarette and blows"
+	mimeSelf = "take a drag from a cigarette and blow"
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+	targetText = ""
+
+/datum/emote/johnny/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "johnny"
+
+/datum/emote/johnny/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/johnny/getTarget(var/mob/user)
+	var/mob/target = ..()
+	if(target && target != user)
+		return target
+	to_chat(user, "You need a target that isn't yourself")
+	return "invalid"
+
+/datum/emote/johnny/createMessage(var/mob/user, var/params)
+	if(doMime(user))
+		return ..()
+	var/message = "\The [user] says \"[params["target"]], please. They had a family.\" [user] [text]"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/johnny/createSelfMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params, var/message = "")
+	message = ..()
+	message = replacetext(message, "says", "say")
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/johnny/createDeafMessage(var/mob/user, vap/list/params, var/message)
+	message = "\The [user] says something, then [text]"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/johnny/replaceMobWithYou(var/mob/M, var/message, var/mob/user)
+	if(user && M != user)
+		return message
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/emote/jump
+	name = "jump"
+	desc = "Makes the mob jump"
+	text = "jumps"
+	selfText = "jump"
+
+/datum/emote/jump/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "jump"
+	commands += "jumps"
+
+/datum/emote/jump/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/laugh
+	name = "laugh"
+	desc = "Makes the mob laugh"
+	text = "laughs"
+	selfText = "laugh"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "acts out a laugh"
+	mimeSelf = "act out a laugh"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+
+/datum/emote/laugh/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "laugh"
+	commands += "laughs"
+
+/datum/emote/laugh/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/law
+	name = "law"
+	desc = "Makes the mob prove it is the law"
+	text = "shows its legal authorization barcode."
+	selfText = "show your legal authorization barcode."
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/voice/biamthelaw.ogg'
+
+/datum/emote/law/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "law"
+
+/datum/emote/law/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/law/prevented(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/silicon/robot/U = user
+	if (!(istype(U.module, /obj/item/weapon/robot_module/security)))
+		return "You are not THE LAW, pal."
+
+/datum/emote/light
+	name = "light"
+	desc = "makes the mob light up"
+	text = "lights up for a bit, then stops."
+	selfText = "light up for a bit, then stop."
+
+/datum/emote/light/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "light"
+	commands += "lights"
+
+/datum/emote/light/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isslime(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/look
+	name = "look"
+	desc = "Makes the mob look"
+	text = "looks"
+	selfText = "look"
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+
+/datum/emote/look/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "look"
+	commands += "looks"
+
+/datum/emote/look/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/moan
+	name = "moan"
+	desc = "Makes the mob moan"
+	text = "moans"
+	selfText = "moan"
+	audible = 1
+
+/datum/emote/moan/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "moan"
+	commands += "moans"
+
+/datum/emote/moan/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isslime(user))
+		return 1
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/mumble
+	name = "mumble"
+	desc = "Makes the mob mumble"
+	text = "mumbles"
+	selfText = "mumble"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "mumbles"
+
+/datum/emote/mumble/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "mumble"
+	commands += "mumbles"
+
+/datum/emote/mumble/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/no
+	name = "no"
+	desc = "Makes the mob let out a negative blip"
+	text = "emits a negative blip"
+	selfText = "emit a negative blip"
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/machines/synth_no.ogg'
+
+/datum/emote/no/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "no"
+
+/datum/emote/no/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(user.is_mechanical())
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/nod
+	name = "nod"
+	desc = "Makes the mob nod"
+	text = "nods"
+	selfText = "nod"
+
+/datum/emote/nod/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "nod"
+	commands += "nods"
+
+/datum/emote/nod/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/notice
+	name = "notice"
+	desc = "Makes the mob play a loud tone"
+	text = "plays a loud tone"
+	selfText = "play a loud tone"
+	audible = 1
+
+/datum/emote/notice/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "notice"
+
+/datum/emote/notice/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isbrain(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/pale
+	name = "pale"
+	desc = "Makes the mob go pale"
+	text = "goes pale for a second."
+	selfText = "go pale for a second"
+
+/datum/emote/pale/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "pale"
+	commands += "pales"
+
+/datum/emote/pale/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/ping
+	name = "ping"
+	desc = "Makes the mob ping"
+	text = "pings"
+	selfText = "ping"
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/machines/ping.ogg'
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+
+/datum/emote/ping/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "ping"
+	commands += "pings"
+
+/datum/emote/ping/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(user.is_mechanical())
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/point
+	name = "point"
+	desc = "Makes the mob point"
+	text = "points"
+	selfText = "point"
+	canTarget = 1
+
+/datum/emote/point/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "point"
+	commands += "points"
+
+/datum/emote/point/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/point/createMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	if(params["target"])
+		return
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/emote/point/doAction(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	if(!params["target"])
+		return
+	user.pointed(params["target"])
+
+/datum/emote/quiver
+	name = "quiver"
+	desc = "Makes the mob quiver"
+	text = "quivers"
+	selfText = "quiver"
+
+/datum/emote/quiver/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "quiver"
+	commands += "quivers"
+
+/datum/emote/quiver/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/raise
+	name = "raise"
+	desc = "Makes the mob raise a hand"
+	text = "raises a hand"
+	selfText = "raise a hand"
+	restrained = 1
+
+/datum/emote/raise/New(var/mob/user)
+	..()
+	commands += "raise"
+	commands += "raises"
+
+/datum/emote/raise/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/roar
+	name = "roar"
+	desc = "Makes the mob roar"
+	text = "roars"
+	selfText = "roar"
+	audible = 1
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+	muzzledNoise = "loud"
+
+/datum/emote/roar/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "roar"
+	commands += "roars"
+
+/datum/emote/roar/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isalienadult(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/roll
+	name = "roll"
+	desc = "Makes the mob roll"
+	text = "rolls"
+	selfText = "roll"
+
+/datum/emote/roll/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "roll"
+	commands += "rolls"
+
+/datum/emote/roll/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/salute
+	name = "salute"
+	desc = "Makes the mob salute"
+	text = "salutes"
+	selfText = "salute"
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+	targetText = "to"
+
+/datum/emote/salute/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "salute"
+	commands += "salutes"
+
+/datum/emote/salute/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/salute/prevented(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!. && user.buckled)
+		return "you are buckled to something"
+
+/datum/emote/scratch
+	name = "scratch"
+	desc = "Makes the mob scratch"
+	text = "scratches"
+	selfText = "scratch"
+	restrained = 1
+
+/datum/emote/scratch/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "scratch"
+	commands += "scratches"
+
+/datum/emote/scratch/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user) || isalienadult(user))
 		return 1
 
 /datum/emote/scream
 	name = "scream"
-	text = "screams!"
-	selfText = "scream!"
 	audible = 1
 	mimeText = "acts out a scream"
-	muzzledNoise = "very loud "
+	muzzledNoise = "very loud"
 	cooldown = 50
 	vol = 80
 
@@ -232,18 +1403,12 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 	commands += "scream"
 	commands += "screams"
 
-/datum/emote/scream/available(var/mob/user)
-	if(isliving(user))
-		return 1
-
 /datum/emote/scream/machine
 	name = "machine scream"
 	sound = 'sound/goonstation/voice/robot_scream.ogg'
 
 /datum/emote/scream/machine/available(var/mob/user)
-	if(issilicon(user))
-		return 1
-	if(istype(user, /mob/living/simple_animal/bot))
+	if(user.is_mechanical())
 		return 1
 
 /datum/emote/scream/human
@@ -255,80 +1420,147 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 
 /datum/emote/scream/human/playSound(var/mob/user)
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+
 	if(H.gender == FEMALE)
 		playsound(H, "[H.species.female_scream_sound]", vol, 1, 0, pitch = H.get_age_pitch())
 	else
 		playsound(H, "[H.species.male_scream_sound]", vol, 1, 0, pitch = H.get_age_pitch())
+	return 1
 
-/datum/emote/fart
-	name = "fart"
-	text = "farts"
-	selfText = "fart"
-	cooldown = 50
+/datum/emote/scretch
+	name = "scretch"
+	desc = "makes the mob scretch"  //whatever that is!
+	text = "scretches"
+	selfText = "scretch"
+	audible = 1
+	muzzleAffected = 1
 
-/datum/emote/fart/New()
+/datum/emote/scretch/New()
 	..()
-	commands += "fart"
-	commands += "farts"
+	commands += "scretch"
+	commands += "scretches"
 
-/datum/emote/fart/available(var/mob/user)
+/datum/emote/scretch/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isalienadult(user) || islarva(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/shake
+	name = "shake"
+	desc = "Makes the mob shake its head"
+	text = "shakes"
+	selfText = "shake"
+
+/datum/emote/shake/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "shake"
+	commands += "shakes"
+
+/datum/emote/shake/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
 	if(ishuman(user))
 		return 1
 
-/datum/emote/fart/doAction(var/mob/user)
-	// todo change this to work with superfarts
-	if(TOXIC_FARTS in user.mutations)
-		for(var/mob/M in range(get_turf(user),2))
-			if (M.internal != null && M.wear_mask && (M.wear_mask.flags & AIRTIGHT))
-				continue
-			if (M == user)
-				continue
-			M.reagents.add_reagent("space_drugs",rand(1,10))
-
-	if(locate(/obj/item/weapon/storage/bible) in get_turf(user))
-		to_chat(viewers(user), "<span class='warning'><b>[user] farts on the Bible!</b></span>")
-		to_chat(viewers(user), "<span class='notice'><b>A mysterious force smites [user]!</b></span>")
-		var/datum/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/system/spark_spread
-		s.set_up(3, 1, user)
-		s.start()
-		user.gib()
-
-/datum/emote/fart/createMessage(var/mob/user)
-	var/message
-	if(TOXIC_FARTS in user.mutations)
-		message = "<span class = '[spanClass]'>[user] unleashes a [pick("horrible","terrible","foul","disgusting","awful")] fart."
-	else
-		message = "<span class = '[spanClass]'>[user] [pick("passes wind","farts")]."
+/datum/emote/shake/standardMessage(var/mob/user)
+	var/message = ..()
+	message += " [getHis(user)] head"
 	return message
 
-/datum/emote/fart/createSelfMessage(var/mob/user, var/message)
-	message = ..()
-	message = replacetext(message, "unleashes", "unleash")
-	message = replacetext(message, "passes", "pass")
-	return message
+/datum/emote/shiver
+	name = "shiver"
+	desc = "Makes the mob shiver"
+	text = "shivers"
+	selfText = "shiver"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "shivers"
 
-/datum/emote/signal
-	name = "signal"
-	desc = "raise x number of fingers"
-	text = "raises"
-	selfText = "raise"
-	canTarget = 1
+/datum/emote/shiver/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "shiver"
+	commands += "shivers"
+
+/datum/emote/shiver/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isalienadult(user) || islarva(user))
+		return 1
+	if(isslime(user))
+		return 1
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/shrug
+	name = "shrug"
+	desc = "Makes the mob shrug"
+	text = "shrugs"
+	selfText = "shrug"
+
+/datum/emote/shrug/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "shrug"
+	commands += "shrugs"
+
+/datum/emote/shrug/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/sigh
+	name = "sigh"
+	desc = "Makes the mob sigh"
+	text = "sighs"
+	selfText = "sigh"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "sighs"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+	muzzledNoise = "weak"
+
+/datum/emote/sigh/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "sigh"
+	commands += "sighs"
+
+/datum/emote/sigh/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/sign
+	name = "sign"
+	desc = "Makes the mob sign a number"
+	text = "signs"
+	selfText = "sign"
 	restrained = 1
-	targetMob = 1
 	takesNumber = 1
 
-/datum/emote/signal/New()
+/datum/emote/sign/New()
 	..()
-	commands += "signal"
-	commands += "signals"
+	commands += "sign"
+	commands += "signs"
 
-/datum/emote/signal/available(var/mob/user)
+/datum/emote/sign/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isalienadult(user) || islarva(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/sign/getNumber(var/mob/user)
+	var/number = ..()
+	if(number == null)
+		to_chat(user, "You need a number to sign")
+		return "invalid"
+	return number
+
+/datum/emote/sign/paramMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/message = "<span class = '[userSpanClass]'>\The [user]</span> [text] [params["num"]]"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/sign/fingers
+	desc = "Makes the mob raise a number of fingers"
+	text = "raises"
+	selfText = "raise"
+
+/datum/emote/sign/fingers/available(var/mob/user)
 	if(ishuman(user))
 		return 1
 
-/datum/emote/signal/getNumber(var/mob/user)
+/datum/emote/sign/fingers/getNumber(var/mob/user)
 	var/number = ..()
-	if(number == null)
+	if(number == "invalid")
 		return "invalid"
 	var/fingersAvailable = 0
 	if(!user.r_hand)
@@ -340,6 +1572,481 @@ above it. If you don't want this, make the call to ..() then use commands = new
 		return "invalid"
 	return number
 
-/datum/emote/signal/paramMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
-	var/message = "[user] raises [params["num"]] finger\s"
+/datum/emote/sign/fingers/paramMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/message = "<span class = '[userSpanClass]'>\The [user]</span> [text] [params["num"]] finger\s"	// no, we can't just add " finger\s" to the parent version because the text macro won't work then :( VB
 	return message
+
+/datum/emote/slap
+	name = "slap"
+	desc = "makes the mob slap someone"
+	text = "slaps"
+	selfText = "slap"
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/effects/snap.ogg'
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+	targetText = ""
+
+/datum/emote/slap/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "slap"
+	commands += "slaps"
+
+/datum/emote/slap/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/slap/getMobTarget(var/mob/user)
+	var/mob/target = input("Select target", "Target Mob") as null|mob in view(1)
+	if(!target)
+		target = user
+	return target
+
+/datum/emote/slap/doAction(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	if(user == params["target"])
+		var/mob/living/U = user
+		U.adjustFireLoss(4)
+
+/datum/emote/smile
+	name = "smile"
+	desc = "Makes the mob smile"
+	text = "smiles"
+	selfText = "smile"
+
+/datum/emote/smile/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "smile"
+	commands += "smiles"
+
+/datum/emote/smile/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/snap
+	name = "snap"
+	desc = "Makes the mob snap it's fingers"
+	text = "snaps"
+	selfText = "snap"
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/effects/fingersnap.ogg'
+
+/datum/emote/snap/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "snap"
+	commands += "snaps"
+
+/datum/emote/snap/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/snap/prevented(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+	var/obj/item/organ/external/L = H.get_organ("l_hand")
+	var/obj/item/organ/external/R = H.get_organ("r_hand")
+	var/left_hand_good = 0
+	var/right_hand_good = 0
+	if(L && (!(L.status & ORGAN_DESTROYED)) && (!(L.status & ORGAN_SPLINTED)) && (!(L.status & ORGAN_BROKEN)))
+		left_hand_good = 1
+	if(R && (!(R.status & ORGAN_DESTROYED)) && (!(R.status & ORGAN_SPLINTED)) && (!(R.status & ORGAN_BROKEN)))
+		right_hand_good = 1
+
+	if (!left_hand_good && !right_hand_good)
+		return "You need at least one hand in good working order to snap your fingers."
+
+/datum/emote/snap/standardMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/message = ..()
+	message += " [getHis(user)] fingers"
+	params["prob"] = prob(5)
+	if(!params["prob"])
+		return message
+	message += " right off!"
+
+/datum/emote/snap/playSound(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	if(params["prob"])
+		playsound(user.loc, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, 1)
+		return 1
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/emote/sneeze
+	name = "sneeze"
+	desc = "Makes the mob sneezze"
+	text = "sneezes"
+	selfText = "sneeze"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "sneeze"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+	muzzledNoise = "strange"
+
+/datum/emote/sneeze/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "sneeze"
+	commands += "sneezes"
+
+/datum/emote/sneeze/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/sniff
+	name = "sniff"
+	desc = "Makes the mob sniff"
+	text = "sniffs"
+	selfText = "sniff"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "sniffs"
+
+/datum/emote/sniff/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "sniff"
+	commands += "sniffs"
+
+/datum/emote/sniff/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/snore
+	name = "snore"
+	desc = "Makes the mob snore"
+	text = "snores"
+	selfText = "snore"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "sleeps soundly"
+	mimeSelf = "sleep soundly"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+
+/datum/emote/snore/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "snore"
+	commands += "snores"
+
+/datum/emote/snore/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/squish
+	name = "squish"
+	desc = "Makes the mob squish"
+	text = "squishes"
+	selfText = "squish"
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/effects/slime_squish.ogg'
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+
+/datum/emote/squish/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "squish"
+	commands += "squishes"
+
+/datum/emote/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isslime(user))
+		return 1
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		if(H.species.name == "Slime People")	//Only Slime People can squish
+			return 1
+		for(var/obj/item/organ/external/L in H.organs) // if your limbs are squishy you can squish too!
+			if(L.dna.species =="Slime People")
+				return 1
+
+/datum/emote/stare
+	name = "stare"
+	desc = "Makes the mob stare"
+	text = "stares"
+	selfText = "stare"
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+
+/datum/emote/stare/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "stare"
+	commands += "stares"
+
+/datum/emote/stare/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/sulk
+	name = "sulk"
+	desc = "Makes the mob sulk"
+	text = "sulks down sadly"
+	selfText = "sulk down sadly"
+
+/datum/emote/sulk/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "sulk"
+	commands += "sulks"
+
+/datum/emote/sulk/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/sway
+	name = "sway"
+	desc = "Makes the mob sway"
+	text = "sways around dizzily"
+	selfText = "sway around dizzily"
+
+/datum/emote/sway/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "sway"
+	commands += "sways"
+
+/datum/emote/sway/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
+	if(isslime(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/tail
+	name = "tail"
+	desc = "Makes the mob wave it's tail"
+	text = "waves it's tail"
+	selfText = "wave your tail"
+
+/datum/emote/tail/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "tail"
+
+/datum/emote/tail/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user) || isalienadult(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/tail/wag
+	name = "wag"
+	desc = "Makes the mob start wagging its tail"
+	text = "starts"
+	selfText = "start"
+
+/datum/emote/tail/wag/New()
+	..()
+	commands = new /list()
+	commands += "wag"
+	commands += "wags"
+
+/datum/emote/tail/wag/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/tail/wag/prevented(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+	if(H.species.bodyflags & TAIL_WAGGING)
+		if(H.wear_suit && (H.wear_suit.flags_inv & HIDETAIL || istype(H.wear_suit, /obj/item/clothing/suit/space)))
+			return "your clothing is stopping you wag your tail"
+		return
+	if(!H.body_accessory)
+		return "you have no tail to wag!"
+	if(!H.body_accessory.try_restrictions())
+		return "your clothing is stopping you wag your tail"
+
+/datum/emote/tail/wag/standardMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/message = ..()
+	message += " wagging [getHis(user)] tail"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/tail/wag/doAction(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+	H.start_tail_wagging(1)
+
+/datum/emote/tail/wag/stop
+	name = "swag"
+	desc = "Makes the mob stop wagging its tail"
+	text = "stops"
+	selfText = "stop"
+	allowParent = 1
+
+/datum/emote/tail/wag/stop/New()
+	..()
+	commands = new /list()
+	commands += "swag"
+	commands += "swags"
+
+// seemingly no way to tell if a mob is wagging it's tail! VB
+/datum/emote/tail/wag/stop/available(var/mob/user)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+	if(!H.species.bodyflags & TAIL_WAGGING && !H.body_accessory)
+		return "you can't stop wagging a tail you don't have!"
+
+/datum/emote/tail/wag/stop/doAction(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+	H.stop_tail_wagging(1)
+
+/datum/emote/tremble
+	name = "tremble"
+	desc = "Makes the mob tremble"
+	text = "trembles"
+	selfText = "tremble"
+
+/datum/emote/tremble/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "tremble"
+	commands += "trembles"
+
+/datum/emote/tremble/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/twitch_s
+	name = "twitch_s"
+	desc = "Makes the mob twitch"
+	text = "twitches"
+	selfText = "twitch"
+
+/datum/emote/twitch_s/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "twitch_s"
+	commands += "twitches_s"
+
+/datum/emote/twitch_s/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+	if(isrobot(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/twitch_s/twitch
+	name = "twitch"
+	desc = "Makes the mob twitch violently"
+	allowParent = 1
+
+/datum/emote/twitch_s/twitch/New()
+	..()
+	commands = new /list()
+	commands += "twitch"
+	commands += "twitches"
+
+/datum/emote/twitch_s/twitch/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isslime(user))
+		return 1
+	if(islarva(user))
+		return 1
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/emote/twitch_s/twitch/standardMessage(var/mob/user, var/list/params)
+	var/message = ..()
+	message += " violently"
+	return message
+
+/datum/emote/vibrate
+	name = "vibrate"
+	desc = "Makes the mob vibrate"
+	text = "vibrates"
+	selfText = "vibrate"
+
+/datum/emote/vibrate/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "vibrate"
+	commands += "vibrates"
+
+/datum/emote/vibrate/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isslime(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/wave
+	name = "wave"
+	desc = "Makes the mob wave"
+	text = "waves"
+	selfText = "wave"
+
+/datum/emote/wave/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "wave"
+	commands += "waves"
+
+/datum/emote/wave/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/whimper
+	name = "whimper"
+	desc = "Makes the mob whimper"
+	text = "whimpers"
+	selfText = "whimper"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "appears hurt"
+	mimeSelf = "appear hurt"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+
+/datum/emote/whimper/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "whimper"
+	commands += "whimpers"
+
+/datum/emote/whimper/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(islarva(user) || isalienadult(user))
+		return 1
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/whistle
+	name = "whistle"
+	desc = "Makes the mob whistle"
+	text = "whistles"
+	selfText = "whistle"
+	audible = 1
+
+/datum/emote/whistle/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "whistle"
+	commands += "whistles"
+
+/datum/emote/whistle/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(isbrain(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/wink
+	name = "wink"
+	desc = "Makes the mob wink"
+	text = "winks"
+	desc = "wink"
+
+/datum/emote/wink/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "wink"
+	commands += "winks"
+
+/datum/emote/wink/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/yawn
+	name = "yawn"
+	desc = "makes the mob yawn"
+	text = "yawns"
+	selfText = "yawn"
+	audible = 1
+	mimeText = "yawns"
+	muzzleAffected = 1
+
+/datum/emote/yawn/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "yawn"
+	commands += "yawns"
+
+/datum/emote/yawn/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		return 1
+
+/datum/emote/yes
+	name = "yes"
+	desc = "Makes the mob let out an affirmative beep"
+	text = "lets out an affirmative beep"
+	selfText = "let out an affirmative beep"
+	audible = 1
+	sound = 'sound/machines/synth_yes.ogg'
+	canTarget = 1
+	targetMob = 1
+
+/datum/emote/yes/New()
+	..()
+	commands += "yes"
+
+/datum/emote/yes/available(var/mob/user)
+	if(user.is_mechanical())
+		return 1
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