diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm
index 298c5b75f53..3f75bca668c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/humans.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@ var/global/list/image/splatter_cache=list()
 	var/basecolor="#A10808" // Color when wet.
 	var/list/datum/disease2/disease/virus2 = list()
 	var/amount = 5
+	appearance_flags = NO_CLIENT_COLOR
 
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/New()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
index 26cd421133e..4da3103f302 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
@@ -346,6 +346,9 @@
 		new /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/revolver/detective(src)
 		new /obj/item/taperoll/police(src)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/accessory/holster/armpit(src)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/noir(src)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/noir(src)
+		new /obj/item/device/flashlight/seclite(src)
 		return
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/detective/update_icon()
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
index 39301d01fe0..e0da6b13676 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
@@ -141,6 +141,7 @@
 	var/invisa_view = 0
 	var/flash_protect = 0		//Mal: What level of bright light protection item has. 1 = Flashers, Flashes, & Flashbangs | 2 = Welding | -1 = OH GOD WELDING BURNT OUT MY RETINAS
 	var/tint = 0				//Mal: Sets the item's level of visual impairment tint, normally set to the same as flash_protect
+	var/color_view	//overrides client.color while worn
 	strip_delay = 20			//	   but seperated to allow items to protect but not impair vision, like space helmets
 	put_on_delay = 25
 	species_restricted = list("exclude","Kidan")
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 2c3566c767d..69058e5e3f9 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -207,6 +207,34 @@
 		"Vox" = 'icons/mob/species/vox/eyes.dmi'
 		)
 
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/noir
+	name = "noir sunglasses"
+	desc = "Somehow these seem even more out-of-date than normal sunglasses."
+	color_view = list(0.3,0.3,0.3,0,\
+			 			0.3,0.3,0.3,0,\
+ 						0.3,0.3,0.3,0,\
+ 						0.0,0.0,0.0,1,) //greyscale
+	var/punused = null
+	action_button_name = "YEAH!"
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/noir/attack_self()
+	pun()
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/noir/verb/pun()
+	set category = "Object"
+	set name = "YEAH!"
+	set src in usr
+	if(usr.mind && (usr.mind.assigned_role == "Detective"))
+		if(!punused)//one per round
+			punused = 1
+			playsound(src.loc, 'sound/misc/yeah.ogg', 50, 1)
+		else
+			usr << "The moment is gone."
+
+
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/reagent
 	name = "sunscanners"
 	desc = "Strangely ancient technology used to help provide rudimentary eye color. Outfitted with apparatus to scan individual reagents."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
index 15449efe109..4682f8b65d9 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
@@ -432,14 +432,12 @@
 
 				if(!G.see_darkness)
 					H.see_invisible = SEE_INVISIBLE_MINIMUM
-
-				//switch(G.HUDType)
-				//	if(SECHUD)
-				//		process_sec_hud(H,1)
-				//	if(MEDHUD)
-				//		process_med_hud(H,1)
-				//	if(ANTAGHUD)
-				//		process_antag_hud(H)
+				if(G.color_view && H.client && !H.client.color)
+					if(H.mind && (H.mind.assigned_role == "Detective"))
+						animate(H.client, color = G.color_view, time = 10)
+				else
+					if(H.client && H.client.color)
+						animate(H.client, color = null, time = 10)
 
 		if(H.head)
 			if(istype(H.head, /obj/item/clothing/head))
diff --git a/sound/misc/yeah.ogg b/sound/misc/yeah.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..417d86af07a
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/misc/yeah.ogg differ