diff --git a/code/game/machinery/turntable.dm b/code/game/machinery/turntable.dm
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--- a/code/game/machinery/turntable.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,280 +0,0 @@
-/sound/turntable/test
-	file = 'sound/turntable/testloop1.ogg'
-	falloff = 2
-	repeat = 1
-
-/mob/var/music = 0
-
-/obj/machinery/party/turntable
-	name = "turntable"
-	desc = "A turntable used for parties and shit."
-	icon = 'icons/effects/lasers2.dmi'
-	icon_state = "turntable"
-	var/playing = 0
-	anchored = 1
-
-/obj/machinery/party/mixer
-	name = "mixer"
-	desc = "A mixing board for mixing music"
-	icon = 'icons/effects/lasers2.dmi'
-	icon_state = "mixer"
-	anchored = 1
-
-
-/obj/machinery/party/turntable/New()
-	..()
-	sleep(2)
-	new /sound/turntable/test(src)
-	return
-
-/obj/machinery/party/turntable/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
-
-	var/t = "<B>Turntable Interface</B><br><br>"
-	//t += "<A href='?src=[UID()];on=1'>On</A><br>"
-	t += "<A href='?src=[UID()];off=1'>Off</A><br><br>"
-	t += "<A href='?src=[UID()];on1=Testloop1'>One</A><br>"
-	t += "<A href='?src=[UID()];on2=Testloop2'>TestLoop2</A><br>"
-	t += "<A href='?src=[UID()];on3=Testloop3'>TestLoop3</A><br>"
-
-	user << browse(t, "window=turntable;size=420x700")
-
-
-/obj/machinery/party/turntable/Topic(href, href_list)
-	..()
-	if( href_list["on1"] )
-		if(src.playing == 0)
-//			to_chat(world, "Should be working...")
-			var/sound/S = sound('sound/turntable/testloop1.ogg')
-			S.repeat = 1
-			S.channel = 10
-			S.falloff = 2
-			S.wait = 1
-			S.environment = 0
-			//for(var/mob/M in world)
-			//	if(M.loc.loc == src.loc.loc && M.music == 0)
-//					to_chat(world, "Found the song...")
-//					M << S
-			//		M.music = 1
-			var/area/A = src.loc.loc
-
-			for(var/obj/machinery/party/lasermachine/L in A)
-				L.turnon()
-			playing = 1
-			while(playing == 1)
-				for(var/mob/M in world)
-					if((M.loc.loc in A) && M.music == 0)
-//						to_chat(world, "Found the song...")
-						M << S
-						M.music = 1
-					else if(!(M.loc.loc in A) && M.music == 1)
-						var/sound/Soff = sound(null)
-						Soff.channel = 10
-						M << Soff
-						M.music = 0
-				sleep(10)
-			return
-	if( href_list["on2"] )
-		if(src.playing == 0)
-//			to_chat(world, "Should be working...")
-			var/sound/S = sound('sound/turntable/testloop2.ogg')
-			S.repeat = 1
-			S.channel = 10
-			S.falloff = 2
-			S.wait = 1
-			S.environment = 0
-			//for(var/mob/M in world)
-			//	if(M.loc.loc == src.loc.loc && M.music == 0)
-//					to_chat(world, "Found the song...")
-//					M << S
-			//		M.music = 1
-			var/area/A = src.loc.loc
-			for(var/obj/machinery/party/lasermachine/L in A)
-				L.turnon()
-			playing = 1
-			while(playing == 1)
-				for(var/mob/M in world)
-					if(M.loc.loc == src.loc.loc && M.music == 0)
-//						to_chat(world, "Found the song...")
-						M << S
-						M.music = 1
-					else if(M.loc.loc != src.loc.loc && M.music == 1)
-						var/sound/Soff = sound(null)
-						Soff.channel = 10
-						M << Soff
-						M.music = 0
-				sleep(10)
-			return
-	if( href_list["on3"] )
-		if(src.playing == 0)
-//			to_chat(world, "Should be working...")
-			var/sound/S = sound('sound/turntable/testloop3.ogg')
-			S.repeat = 1
-			S.channel = 10
-			S.falloff = 2
-			S.wait = 1
-			S.environment = 0
-			//for(var/mob/M in world)
-			//	if(M.loc.loc == src.loc.loc && M.music == 0)
-//					to_chat(world, "Found the song...")
-//					M << S
-			//		M.music = 1
-			var/area/A = src.loc.loc
-			for(var/obj/machinery/party/lasermachine/L in A)
-				L.turnon()
-			playing = 1
-			while(playing == 1)
-				for(var/mob/M in world)
-					if(M.loc.loc == src.loc.loc && M.music == 0)
-//						to_chat(world, "Found the song...")
-						M << S
-						M.music = 1
-					else if(M.loc.loc != src.loc.loc && M.music == 1)
-						var/sound/Soff = sound(null)
-						Soff.channel = 10
-						M << Soff
-						M.music = 0
-				sleep(10)
-			return
-
-
-	if( href_list["off"] )
-		if(src.playing == 1)
-			var/sound/S = sound(null)
-			S.channel = 10
-			S.wait = 1
-			for(var/mob/M in world)
-				M << S
-				M.music = 0
-			playing = 0
-			var/area/A = src.loc.loc
-			for(var/obj/machinery/party/lasermachine/L in A)
-				L.turnoff()
-
-
-
-/obj/machinery/party/lasermachine
-	name = "laser machine"
-	desc = "A laser machine that shoots lasers."
-	icon = 'icons/effects/lasers2.dmi'
-	icon_state = "lasermachine"
-	anchored = 1
-	var/mirrored = 0
-
-/obj/effect/turntable_laser
-	name = "laser"
-	desc = "A laser..."
-	icon = 'icons/effects/lasers2.dmi'
-	icon_state = "laserred1"
-	anchored = 1
-	layer = 4
-
-/obj/item/lasermachine/New()
-	..()
-
-/obj/machinery/party/lasermachine/proc/turnon()
-	var/wall = 0
-	var/cycle = 1
-	var/area/A = get_area(src)
-	var/X = 1
-	var/Y = 0
-	if(mirrored == 0)
-		while(wall == 0)
-			if(cycle == 1)
-				var/obj/effect/turntable_laser/F = new(src)
-				F.x = src.x+X
-				F.y = src.y+Y
-				F.z = src.z
-				F.icon_state = "laserred1"
-				var/area/AA = get_area(F)
-				var/turf/T = get_turf(F)
-				if(T.density == 1 || AA.name != A.name)
-					qdel(F)
-					return
-				cycle++
-				if(cycle > 3)
-					cycle = 1
-				X++
-			if(cycle == 2)
-				var/obj/effect/turntable_laser/F = new(src)
-				F.x = src.x+X
-				F.y = src.y+Y
-				F.z = src.z
-				F.icon_state = "laserred2"
-				var/area/AA = get_area(F)
-				var/turf/T = get_turf(F)
-				if(T.density == 1 || AA.name != A.name)
-					qdel(F)
-					return
-				cycle++
-				if(cycle > 3)
-					cycle = 1
-				Y++
-			if(cycle == 3)
-				var/obj/effect/turntable_laser/F = new(src)
-				F.x = src.x+X
-				F.y = src.y+Y
-				F.z = src.z
-				F.icon_state = "laserred3"
-				var/area/AA = get_area(F)
-				var/turf/T = get_turf(F)
-				if(T.density == 1 || AA.name != A.name)
-					qdel(F)
-					return
-				cycle++
-				if(cycle > 3)
-					cycle = 1
-				X++
-	if(mirrored == 1)
-		while(wall == 0)
-			if(cycle == 1)
-				var/obj/effect/turntable_laser/F = new(src)
-				F.x = src.x+X
-				F.y = src.y-Y
-				F.z = src.z
-				F.icon_state = "laserred1m"
-				var/area/AA = get_area(F)
-				var/turf/T = get_turf(F)
-				if(T.density == 1 || AA.name != A.name)
-					qdel(F)
-					return
-				cycle++
-				if(cycle > 3)
-					cycle = 1
-				Y++
-			if(cycle == 2)
-				var/obj/effect/turntable_laser/F = new(src)
-				F.x = src.x+X
-				F.y = src.y-Y
-				F.z = src.z
-				F.icon_state = "laserred2m"
-				var/area/AA = get_area(F)
-				var/turf/T = get_turf(F)
-				if(T.density == 1 || AA.name != A.name)
-					qdel(F)
-					return
-				cycle++
-				if(cycle > 3)
-					cycle = 1
-				X++
-			if(cycle == 3)
-				var/obj/effect/turntable_laser/F = new(src)
-				F.x = src.x+X
-				F.y = src.y-Y
-				F.z = src.z
-				F.icon_state = "laserred3m"
-				var/area/AA = get_area(F)
-				var/turf/T = get_turf(F)
-				if(T.density == 1 || AA.name != A.name)
-					qdel(F)
-					return
-				cycle++
-				if(cycle > 3)
-					cycle = 1
-				X++
-
-
-
-/obj/machinery/party/lasermachine/proc/turnoff()
-	var/area/A = src.loc.loc
-	for(var/obj/effect/turntable_laser/F in A)
-		qdel(F)
diff --git a/icons/effects/lasers2.dmi b/icons/effects/lasers2.dmi
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diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index ca3ce303ce9..fcf187d8862 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -684,7 +684,6 @@
 #include "code\game\machinery\syndicatebomb.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\teleporter.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\transformer.dm"
-#include "code\game\machinery\turntable.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\turret_control.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\vending.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\washing_machine.dm"
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diff --git a/sound/turntable/testloop2.ogg b/sound/turntable/testloop2.ogg
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diff --git a/sound/turntable/testloop3.ogg b/sound/turntable/testloop3.ogg
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