diff --git a/code/modules/mining/abandonedcrates.dm b/code/modules/mining/abandonedcrates.dm
index 3278fbd7a8b..ce2023db5b1 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/abandonedcrates.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/abandonedcrates.dm
@@ -24,77 +24,43 @@
 		if(2)
 			new/obj/item/weapon/pickaxe/drill(src)
 			new/obj/item/device/taperecorder(src)
-			new/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/rig(src)
-			new/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/rig(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/suit/space(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space(src)
 		if(3)
-			for(var/i = 0, i < 12, i++)
-				new/obj/item/weapon/coin/diamond(src)
-		if(4)
-			new/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes(src)
-			new/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/clown(src)
-			new/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat(src)
-			new/obj/item/weapon/bananapeel(src)
-		if(5)
-			for(var/i = 0, i < 6, i++)
-				new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/birthdaycake(src)
-			new/obj/item/weapon/lighter/zippo(src)
-		if(7)
-			new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/bluespace(src)
-		if(9)
-			for(var/i = 0, i < 5, i++)
-				new/obj/item/weapon/ore/diamond(src)
-		if(10)
-			for(var/i = 0, i < 5, i++)
-				new/obj/item/weapon/ore/clown(src)
-		if(11)
 			return
-		if(12)
-			new/obj/item/seeds/deathberryseed(src)
-			new/obj/item/seeds/deathnettleseed(src)
-		if(13)
-			new/obj/machinery/hydroponics(src)
-		if(14)
-			new/obj/item/seeds/cashseed(src)
-		if(15)
+		if(4)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/bluespace(src)
+		if(5 to 6)
+			for(var/i = 0, i < 10, i++)
+				new/obj/item/weapon/ore/diamond(src)
+		if(7)
+			return
+		if(8)
+			return
+		if(9)
+			for(var/i = 0, i < 3, i++)
+				new/obj/machinery/hydroponics(src)
+		if(10)
 			for(var/i = 0, i < 3, i++)
 				new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/noreact(src)
-			new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray(src)
-		if(16)
-			new /obj/item/weapon/storage/pill_bottle/random_meds(src)
-		if(17)
-			new/obj/item/mecha_parts/mecha_equipment/weapon/honker(src)
-			new/obj/item/mecha_parts/chassis/honker(src)
-			new/obj/item/mecha_parts/part/honker_torso(src)
-			new/obj/item/mecha_parts/part/honker_head(src)
-			new/obj/item/mecha_parts/part/honker_left_arm(src)
-		if(18)
+		if(11 to 13)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/melee/classic_baton(src)
+		if(14)
 			return
-		if(19)
-			for(var/i = 0, i < 4, i++)
-				new/obj/item/weapon/melee/classic_baton(src)
-		if(20)
-			new/obj/item/weapon/storage/lockbox/clusterbang(src)
-		if(21)
-			new/obj/item/weapon/aiModule/robocop(src)
-		if(22)
+		if(15)
 			new/obj/item/clothing/under/chameleon(src)
 			for(var/i = 0, i < 7, i++)
 				new/obj/item/clothing/tie/horrible(src)
-		if(23)
+		if(16)
 			new/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts(src)
 			new/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/red(src)
 			new/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/blue(src)
 		//Dummy crates start here.
-		if(24 to 29)
-			return
-		if(8)
-			return
-		if(6)
+		if(17 to 29)
 			return
 		//Dummy crates end here.
 		if(30)
-			for(var/i = 0, i < 4, i++)
-				new/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton(src)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/loot/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
 	if(locked)
@@ -114,7 +80,7 @@
 				if (attempts == 0)
 					user << "<span class='danger'>The crate's anti-tamper system activates!</span>"
 					var/turf/T = get_turf(src.loc)
-					explosion(T, 0, 1, 2, 1)
+					explosion(T, 0, 0, 0, 1)
 					del(src)
 					return
 		else
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/mine_turfs.dm b/code/modules/mining/mine_turfs.dm
index fa9145df216..8455b559df9 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/mine_turfs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/mine_turfs.dm
@@ -495,7 +495,7 @@ commented out in r5061, I left it because of the shroom thingies
 
 	var/turf/simulated/floor/plating/airless/asteroid/N = ChangeTurf(/turf/simulated/floor/plating/airless/asteroid)
 	N.fullUpdateMineralOverlays()
-	var/crate = rand(1,30)
+	var/crate = rand(1,500)
 	switch(crate)
 		if(1)
 			visible_message("<span class='notice'>After digging, you find an old dusty crate buried within!</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/unsim_mine_turfs.dm b/code/modules/mining/unsim_mine_turfs.dm
index b656adb4e4d..a35c1c1178d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/unsim_mine_turfs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/unsim_mine_turfs.dm
@@ -487,7 +487,7 @@ commented out in r5061, I left it because of the shroom thingies
 
 	var/turf/unsimulated/floor/plating/airless/asteroid/N = ChangeTurf(/turf/unsimulated/floor/plating/airless/asteroid)
 	N.fullUpdateMineralOverlays()
-	var/crate = rand(1,30)
+	var/crate = rand(1,500)
 	switch(crate)
 		if(1)
 			visible_message("<span class='notice'>After digging, you find an old dusty crate buried within!</span>")