diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm
index 2a852c6b7ef..1d2cf51e780 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets.dm
@@ -113,6 +113,7 @@
 					<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=tripleAI'>Triple AI mode (needs to be used in the lobby)</A><BR>
 					<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=traitor_all'>Everyone is the traitor</A><BR>
 					<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=onlyone'>There can only be one!</A><BR>
+					<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=onlyoneteam'>Dodgeball (TDM)!</A><BR>
 					<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=flicklights'>Ghost Mode</A><BR>
 					<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=retardify'>Make all players retarded</A><BR>
 					<A href='?src=\ref[src];secretsfun=fakeguns'>Make all items look like guns</A><BR>
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
index 9e1baaded91..9be088bb426 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
@@ -1303,15 +1303,15 @@
 		message_admins("\red Admin [key_name_admin(usr)] AIized [key_name_admin(H)]!", 1)
 		log_admin("[key_name(usr)] AIized [key_name(H)]")
 		H.AIize()
-		
-		
+
+
 	else if(href_list["makemask"])
 		if(!check_rights(R_SPAWN))	return
 		var/mob/currentMob = locate(href_list["makemask"])
 		message_admins("\red Admin [key_name_admin(usr)] made [key_name_admin(currentMob)] into a Mask of Nar'Sie!", 1)
 		log_admin("[key_name(usr)] made [key_name(currentMob)] into a Mask of Nar'Sie!")
 		currentMob.make_into_mask(0,0)
-		
+
 
 	else if(href_list["makealien"])
 		if(!check_rights(R_SPAWN))	return
@@ -2349,7 +2349,12 @@
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","OO")
 				usr.client.only_one()
-//				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has triggered a battle to the death (only one)")
+//				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has triggered HIGHLANDER")
+			if("onlyoneteam")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","OOT")
+				usr.client.only_one_team()
+//				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has triggered ")
 			if("guns")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","SG")
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm
index 062cc9b720e..9b8c0ddc9e5 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 		hijack_objective.owner = H.mind
 		H.mind.objectives += hijack_objective
 
-		H << "<B>You are the traitor.</B>"
+		H << "<B>You are a Highlander. Kill all other Highlanders. There can be only one.</B>"
 		var/obj_count = 1
 		for(var/datum/objective/OBJ in H.mind.objectives)
 			H << "<B>Objective #[obj_count]</B>: [OBJ.explanation_text]"
@@ -52,19 +52,3 @@
 	message_admins("\blue [key_name_admin(usr)] used THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!", 1)
 	log_admin("[key_name(usr)] used there can be only one.")
 	world << sound('sound/music/highlander.ogg')
-
-
-/obj/item/weapon/beach_ball/dodgeball
-	name = "dodgeball"
-	icon_state = "dodgeball"
-	item_state = "dodgeball"
-	desc = "Used for playing the most violent and degrading of childhood games."
-
-/obj/item/weapon/beach_ball/holoball/dodgeball/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
-	if((ishuman(hit_atom)))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/M = hit_atom
-		playsound(src, 'sound/items/dodgeball.ogg', 50, 1)
-		M.apply_damage(10, HALLOSS)
-		if(prob(5))
-			M.Weaken(3)
-			visible_message("\red [M] HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!", 3)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyoneteam.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyoneteam.dm
index f450ae834d0..f5d570abb59 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyoneteam.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyoneteam.dm
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
 				continue
 			del(I)
 
-
+		H << "<B>You are part of the Cyberiad dodgeball tournament. Throw dodgeballs at crewmembers wearing a different color than you. OOC: Use THROW on an EMPTY-HAND to catch thrown dodgeballs.</B>"
 
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(H), slot_l_ear)
 //		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret(H), slot_head)
@@ -36,9 +36,10 @@
 			W.icon_state = "centcom"
 			W.access = get_all_accesses()
 			W.access += get_all_centcom_access()
-			W.assignment = "Highlander"
+			W.assignment = "Professional Pee-Wee League Dodgeball Player"
 			W.registered_name = H.real_name
 			H.equip_to_slot_or_del(W, slot_wear_id)
+			H.regenerate_icons()
 
 		else
 			team_bravo += H
@@ -53,6 +54,7 @@
 			W.assignment = "Professional Pee-Wee League Dodgeball Player"
 			W.registered_name = H.real_name
 			H.equip_to_slot_or_del(W, slot_wear_id)
+			H.regenerate_icons()
 	message_admins("\blue [key_name_admin(usr)] used DODGEBAWWWWWWWL!", 1)
 	log_admin("[key_name(usr)] used dodgeball.")
 
@@ -65,23 +67,21 @@
 	desc = "Used for playing the most violent and degrading of childhood games."
 
 /obj/item/weapon/beach_ball/dodgeball/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
+	..()
 	if((ishuman(hit_atom)))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/M = hit_atom
-		if(!dir&get_dir(src,M))
-			if(M.in_throw_mode && !M.get_active_hand())  //empty active hand and we're in throw mode
-				if(M.canmove && !M.restrained())
-					M.hitby(src)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = hit_atom
+		var/mob/A = H.LAssailant
+		if((H in team_alpha) && (A in team_alpha))
+			A << "\red He's on your team!"
+			return
+		else if((H in team_bravo) && (A in team_bravo))
+			A << "\red He's on your team!"
+			return
+		else if(!A in team_alpha && !A in team_bravo)
+			A << "\red You're not part of the dodgeball game, sorry!"
+			return
 		else
 			playsound(src, 'sound/items/dodgeball.ogg', 50, 1)
-			visible_message("\red [M] HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!", 3)
-/*			spawn(0)
-				var/mobloc = get_turf(M.loc)
-				var/atom/movable/overlay/animation = new /atom/movable/overlay( mobloc )
-				animation.name = "water"
-				animation.density = 0
-				animation.anchored = 1
-				animation.icon = 'icons/mob/mob.dmi'
-				animation.icon_state = "liquify"
-				animation.layer = 5
-//				animation.master = holder
-				del(M)*/
\ No newline at end of file
+			visible_message("\red [H] HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!", 3)
+			H.melt()
+			return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/death.dm b/code/modules/mob/death.dm
index 23321329e75..cb72116b04a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/death.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/death.dm
@@ -51,6 +51,28 @@
 		if(animation)	del(animation)
 		if(src)			del(src)
 
+/mob/proc/melt()
+	death(1)
+	var/atom/movable/overlay/animation = null
+	monkeyizing = 1
+	canmove = 0
+	icon = null
+	invisibility = 101
+
+	animation = new(loc)
+	animation.icon_state = "blank"
+	animation.icon = 'icons/mob/mob.dmi'
+	animation.master = src
+
+//	flick("liquify", animation)
+//	new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash(loc)
+
+	dead_mob_list -= src
+	if(client)
+		respawnable_list += src
+	spawn(15)
+		if(animation)	del(animation)
+		if(src)			del(src)
 
 /mob/proc/death(gibbed)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/death.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/death.dm
index 429008b68d1..2f2839a3092 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/death.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/death.dm
@@ -48,6 +48,25 @@
 		if(animation)	del(animation)
 		if(src)			del(src)
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/melt()
+	death(1)
+	var/atom/movable/overlay/animation = null
+	monkeyizing = 1
+	canmove = 0
+	icon = null
+	invisibility = 101
+
+	animation = new(loc)
+	animation.icon_state = "blank"
+	animation.icon = 'icons/mob/mob.dmi'
+	animation.master = src
+
+	flick("liquify", animation)
+	//new /obj/effect/decal/remains/human(loc)
+
+	spawn(15)
+		if(animation)	del(animation)
+		if(src)			del(src)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/death(gibbed)
 	if(stat == DEAD)	return