diff --git a/code/game/machinery/camera/camera.dm b/code/game/machinery/camera/camera.dm
index ded8358aecd..1cded54f77f 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/camera/camera.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/camera/camera.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/camera
 	name = "security camera"
-	desc = "It's used to monitor rooms."
+	desc = "Used by security teams and annoying AIs to watch over you."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/monitors.dmi'
 	icon_state = "camera"
 	power_state = ACTIVE_POWER_USE
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock.dm b/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock.dm
index 2b8a90d63df..a51f7aadade 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock.dm
@@ -48,6 +48,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(airlock_emissive_underlays)
 
 /obj/machinery/door/airlock
 	name = "airlock"
+	desc = "An airlock door keeping you safe from the vacuum of space. Only works if closed."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/doors/airlocks/station/public.dmi'
 	icon_state = "closed"
 	anchored = TRUE
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock_types.dm b/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock_types.dm
index 6edf5605baa..c4d7cb0c9cb 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock_types.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/doors/airlock_types.dm
@@ -540,7 +540,7 @@
 	glass = stealth_glass
 	airlock_material = stealth_airlock_material
 	name = "airlock"
-	desc = "It opens and closes."
+	desc = "An airlock door keeping you safe from the vacuum of space. Only works if closed."
 	stealthy = TRUE
 	update_icon()
 
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/doors/windowdoor.dm b/code/game/machinery/doors/windowdoor.dm
index b79f6c96820..3fc3fbebe41 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/doors/windowdoor.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/doors/windowdoor.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/door/window
 	name = "interior door"
-	desc = "A strong door."
+	desc = "A door that's also a window, isn't that amazing?"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/doors/windoor.dmi'
 	icon_state = "left"
 	layer = ABOVE_WINDOW_LAYER
@@ -401,6 +401,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/door/window/reinforced
 	name = "Branch, do not add stuff here"
+	desc = "A stronger version of the common windoor, often used by authority figures denying assistants their rightful access."
 	icon_state = "leftsecure"
 	base_state = "leftsecure"
 	max_integrity = 300 //Stronger doors for prison (regular window door health is 200)
@@ -435,8 +436,8 @@
 	base_state = "right"
 
 /obj/machinery/door/window/antitheft
-	desc = "Better do not try to steal, pal, lube off."
 	name = "Branch, do not add stuff here"
+	desc = "Better do not try to steal, pal, lube off."
 
 /obj/machinery/door/window/antitheft/normal
 	name = ".custom placement"
@@ -448,6 +449,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/door/window/brigdoor
 	name = "Do not make stuff here, its needed for code to not collapse"
+	desc = "A stronger version of the common windoor, often used by authority figures denying assistants their rightful access."
 	icon_state = "leftsecure"
 	base_state = "leftsecure"
 	max_integrity = 300 //Stronger doors for prison (regular window door health is 200)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/floodlight.dm b/code/game/machinery/floodlight.dm
index 87442a6672d..ac9571a6dd0 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/floodlight.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/floodlight.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/floodlight
 	name = "emergency floodlight"
+	desc = "An artificial sun, except a lot smaller and a lot less powerful."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/machines/floodlight.dmi'
 	icon_state = "flood00"
 	anchored = FALSE
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/guestpass.dm b/code/game/machinery/guestpass.dm
index 278e53b8099..e289a5212b2 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/guestpass.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/guestpass.dm
@@ -33,6 +33,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/guestpass
 	name = "guest pass terminal"
+	desc = "This console allows staff to give out temporary access to their coworkers."
 	icon_state = "guest"
 	icon_screen = "pass"
 	icon_keyboard = null
@@ -231,6 +232,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/guestpass/hop
 	name = "\improper HoP guest pass terminal"
+	desc = "The Head of Personnel's guest pass terminal allows the HoP to temporarily allow anyone into places they probably shouldn't be."
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/guestpass/hop/get_changeable_accesses()
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/iv_drip.dm b/code/game/machinery/iv_drip.dm
index a2fb89910f8..e4a3ce3450d 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/iv_drip.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/iv_drip.dm
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/iv_drip
 	name = "\improper IV drip"
+	desc = "Simply attach a bloodbag and puncture the patient with a needle, they'll have more blood in no time."
 	icon = 'icons/goonstation/objects/iv.dmi'
 	icon_state = "stand"
 	anchored = FALSE
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/lightswitch.dm b/code/game/machinery/lightswitch.dm
index 4b485350dcb..734f85d0f5f 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/lightswitch.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/lightswitch.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 // can have multiple per area
 /obj/machinery/light_switch
 	name = "light switch"
-	desc = "It turns lights on and off. What are you, simple?"
+	desc = "A switch for turning the lights on and off for an entire room."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/power.dmi'
 	icon_state = "light1"
 	anchored = TRUE
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/light_switch/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	. += "A light switch. It is [get_area(src).lightswitch ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "<span class='notice'>It is [get_area(src).lightswitch ? "on" : "off"].</span>"
 
 /obj/machinery/light_switch/attack_ghost(mob/user)
 	if(user.can_advanced_admin_interact())
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vendors/generic_vendors.dm b/code/game/machinery/vendors/generic_vendors.dm
index 1b9c93628a9..a25e252705f 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vendors/generic_vendors.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vendors/generic_vendors.dm
@@ -97,7 +97,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/economy/vending/coffee
 	name = "\improper Solar's Best Hot Drinks"
-	desc = "A vending machine which dispenses hot drinks."
+	desc = "A vending machine which dispenses coffee, coffee, hot chocolate, and more coffee!"
 	ads_list = list("Have a drink!",
 					"Drink up!",
 					"It's good for you!",
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/intercom.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/intercom.dm
index 42f987fdb8b..1370f1f2b42 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/intercom.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/intercom.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /obj/item/radio/intercom
 	name = "station intercom (General)"
-	desc = "Talk through this."
+	desc = "A reliable form of communication even during local communication blackouts."
 	icon_state = "intercom"
 	layer = ABOVE_WINDOW_LAYER
 	anchored = TRUE
@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/radio/intercom/syndicate
 	name = "illicit intercom"
-	desc = "Talk through this. Evilly"
+	desc = "Communicate with your minions. Evilly"
 	frequency = SYND_FREQ
 	syndiekey = new /obj/item/encryptionkey/syndicate/nukeops
 
@@ -296,7 +296,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/radio/intercom/locked/prison
 	name = "prison intercom"
-	desc = "Talk through this. It looks like it has been modified to not broadcast."
+	desc = "A reliable form of communication even during local communication blackouts. It looks like it has been modified to not broadcast. Not so reliable, I guess..."
 
 /obj/item/radio/intercom/locked/prison/New()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/fancy.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/fancy.dm
index cd83d8b79b5..24fcd542715 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/fancy.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/fancy.dm
@@ -38,6 +38,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/storage/fancy/donut_box
 	name = "donut box"
+	desc = "\"To do, or do nut, the choice is obvious.\""
 	icon_type = "donut"
 	icon_state = "donutbox"
 	storage_slots = 6
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
index afef1b023e0..2153082219c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
@@ -257,7 +257,7 @@ LINEN BINS
 
 /obj/structure/bedsheetbin
 	name = "linen bin"
-	desc = "A linen bin. It looks rather cosy."
+	desc = "A linen bin. It looks rather cozy."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/structures.dmi'
 	icon_state = "linenbin-full"
 	anchored = TRUE
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/freezer.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/freezer.dm
index e678e495210..0374a552687 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/freezer.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/freezer.dm
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/freezer/kitchen
 	name = "kitchen cabinet"
+	desc = "It's a card-locked cabinet for storing dry ingredients. It looks robust enough to withstand most explosions."
 	req_access = list(ACCESS_KITCHEN)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/freezer/kitchen/populate_contents()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
index 361d4d9fbd6..9ed65153be9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
@@ -375,8 +375,8 @@
 	new /obj/item/rcd(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/freezer
-	desc = "A freezer."
 	name = "Freezer"
+	desc = "A freezer for keeping food and organs fresh."
 	icon_state = "freezer"
 	icon_opened = "freezer_open"
 	icon_closed = "freezer"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher_cabinet.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher_cabinet.dm
index 0b69123d880..77b53eb0e21 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher_cabinet.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher_cabinet.dm
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 
 /obj/structure/extinguisher_cabinet
 	name = "extinguisher cabinet"
-	desc = "A small wall mounted cabinet designed to hold a fire extinguisher."
+	desc = "A small wall mounted cabinet designed to hold a fire extinguisher. \"Don't break the glass\" is written next to the handle."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/closet.dmi'
 	icon_state = "extinguisher"
 	anchored = TRUE
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/flora.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/flora.dm
index 7109ea8444b..fd6d679e4e2 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/flora.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/flora.dm
@@ -256,6 +256,7 @@
 // Kirby plants
 /obj/item/kirbyplants
 	name = "potted plant"
+	desc = "Some greenery, how nice."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/flora/plants.dmi'
 	icon_state = "random_plant"
 	anchored = FALSE
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/girders.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/girders.dm
index 3bff273939c..6585976999e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/girders.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/girders.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 /obj/structure/girder
 	name = "girder"
+	desc = "The basis of any wall, and therefore any space station or ship."
 	icon_state = "girder"
 	anchored = TRUE
 	density = TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/other/meter.dm b/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/other/meter.dm
index 209e30cb02a..a2cef4fc3f5 100644
--- a/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/other/meter.dm
+++ b/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/other/meter.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(gas_meters)
 
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/meter
 	name = "gas flow meter"
-	desc = "A gas flow meter"
+	desc = "A meter used by experienced atmospheric technicians to determine pressure and temperature in a pipe."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/meter.dmi'
 	icon_state = "meterX"
 	layer = GAS_PIPE_VISIBLE_LAYER + GAS_PUMP_OFFSET
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm b/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm
index 2fb402bf66b..f1875a85c80 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/masks/gasmask.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas
 	name = "gas mask"
-	desc = "A face-covering mask that can be connected to an air supply."
+	desc = "A face-covering mask that can be connected to an air supply. Used by mischievous assistants and syndicate agents alike."
 	icon_state = "gas_alt"
 	flags = BLOCK_GAS_SMOKE_EFFECT | AIRTIGHT
 	flags_inv = HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE
diff --git a/code/modules/economy/economy_machinery/eftpos.dm b/code/modules/economy/economy_machinery/eftpos.dm
index b6abb56afc4..acab3350a93 100644
--- a/code/modules/economy/economy_machinery/eftpos.dm
+++ b/code/modules/economy/economy_machinery/eftpos.dm
@@ -218,7 +218,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/eftpos/register
 	name = "point of sale"
-	desc = "Also known as a cash register, or, more commonly, \"robbery magnet\". It's old and rusty, and had an EFTPOS module fitted in it."
+	desc = "Also known as a cash register, or, more commonly, \"robbery magnet\". It's old and rusty, and had an EFTPOS module fitted in it. Swipe your ID card to make purchases electronically."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/machines/pos.dmi'
 	icon_state = "pos"
 	force = 10
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
index 88d923bb445..98416362cac 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
@@ -286,6 +286,7 @@
 	item_state = "carton"
 	throwforce = 0
 	is_glass = FALSE
+	gender = PLURAL
 	list_reagents = list("orangejuice" = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/drinks/bottle/cream
@@ -295,6 +296,7 @@
 	item_state = "carton"
 	throwforce = 0
 	is_glass = FALSE
+	gender = PLURAL
 	list_reagents = list("cream" = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/drinks/bottle/tomatojuice
@@ -304,6 +306,7 @@
 	item_state = "carton"
 	throwforce = 0
 	is_glass = FALSE
+	gender = PLURAL
 	list_reagents = list("tomatojuice" = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/drinks/bottle/limejuice
@@ -313,6 +316,7 @@
 	item_state = "carton"
 	throwforce = 0
 	is_glass = FALSE
+	gender = PLURAL
 	list_reagents = list("limejuice" = 100)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/drinks/bottle/milk
@@ -322,6 +326,7 @@
 	item_state = "carton"
 	throwforce = 0
 	is_glass = FALSE
+	gender = PLURAL
 	list_reagents = list("milk" = 100)
 
 ////////////////////////// MOLOTOV ///////////////////////
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/gibber.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/gibber.dm
index aa1d746e5e7..d4e386b18da 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/gibber.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/gibber.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 #define GIBBER_ANIMATION_DELAY 16
 /obj/machinery/gibber
-	name = "Gibber"
+	name = "\improper Gibber"
 	desc = "The name isn't descriptive enough?"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/kitchen.dmi'
 	icon_state = "grinder"
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/processor.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/processor.dm
index 6d7ef45eb2c..41b5cf9bcc2 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/processor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/processor.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/processor
-	name = "Food Processor"
+	name = "\improper Food Processor"
+	desc = "Used for turning ingredients into other ingredients."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/kitchen.dmi'
 	icon_state = "processor"
 	layer = 2.9
diff --git a/code/modules/library/library_computer.dm b/code/modules/library/library_computer.dm
index 6debf40b576..9e9741d1c78 100644
--- a/code/modules/library/library_computer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/library/library_computer.dm
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@
   */
 /obj/machinery/computer/library
 	name = "Library Computer"
+	desc = "Used by dusty librarians for their dusty books."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/computer.dmi'
 	icon_state = "oldcomp"
 	icon_screen = "library"
diff --git a/code/modules/library/library_equipment.dm b/code/modules/library/library_equipment.dm
index 9c536cab025..00790622c60 100644
--- a/code/modules/library/library_equipment.dm
+++ b/code/modules/library/library_equipment.dm
@@ -159,6 +159,7 @@
  */
 /obj/machinery/bookbinder
 	name = "Book Binder"
+	desc = "Used by authors, poets, and librarians to scan papers and print copies of their fanfics."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/library.dmi'
 	icon_state = "binder"
 	anchored = TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/equipment/mining_tools.dm b/code/modules/mining/equipment/mining_tools.dm
index 44bc6c90725..7fafc804e93 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/equipment/mining_tools.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/equipment/mining_tools.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 /*****************Pickaxes & Drills & Shovels****************/
 /obj/item/pickaxe
 	name = "pickaxe"
+	desc = "A tool for digging rock and stone. Better get to work."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/mining_tool.dmi'
 	icon_state = "pickaxe"
 	flags = CONDUCT
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/faxmachine.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/faxmachine.dm
index 2de58c9f39a..5c7d18eb303 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/faxmachine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/faxmachine.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(fax_blacklist)
 
 /obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine
 	name = "fax machine"
+	desc = "Because just talking to your coworkers is too efficient."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/library.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fax"
 	insert_anim = "faxsend"
@@ -59,6 +60,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(fax_blacklist)
 
 /obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine/longrange
 	name = "long range fax machine"
+	desc = "A fax machine of the ancient days, now using modern entanglement networks, all the better to snitch on your coworkers."
 	fax_network = "Central Command Quantum Entanglement Network"
 	long_range_enabled = TRUE
 
@@ -68,6 +70,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(fax_blacklist)
 
 /obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine/longrange/syndie
 	name = "syndicate long range fax machine"
+	desc = "For requesting supplies from your benefactors, not that they'll send you any."
 	emagged = TRUE
 	syndie_restricted = TRUE
 	req_one_access = list(ACCESS_SYNDICATE)
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/filingcabinet.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/filingcabinet.dm
index f0ed2903029..ad8101088b0 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/filingcabinet.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/filingcabinet.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
  */
 /obj/structure/filingcabinet
 	name = "filing cabinet"
-	desc = "A large cabinet with drawers."
+	desc = "A large cabinet with drawers for holding only the finest papers, photos, and folders."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "filingcabinet"
 	density = TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/folders.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/folders.dm
index f09a8253bcb..0113e77452f 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/folders.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/folders.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /obj/item/folder
 	name = "folder"
-	desc = "A folder."
+	desc = "A folder for keeping all your important papers and photos."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "folder"
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
@@ -14,19 +14,19 @@
 		A.emp_act(severity)
 
 /obj/item/folder/blue
-	desc = "A blue folder."
+	desc = "A blue folder for keeping all the blueprints of your great ideas."
 	icon_state = "folder_blue"
 
 /obj/item/folder/red
-	desc = "A red folder."
+	desc = "A red folder for storing all the documents you've \"acquired\"."
 	icon_state = "folder_red"
 
 /obj/item/folder/yellow
-	desc = "A yellow folder."
+	desc = "A yellow folder for keeping all your very important court forms."
 	icon_state = "folder_yellow"
 
 /obj/item/folder/white
-	desc = "A white folder."
+	desc = "A white folder for holding medical records, if anyone ever prints any."
 	icon_state = "folder_white"
 
 /obj/item/folder/update_overlays()
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/paperbin.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/paperbin.dm
index 649d994f32c..132a0888755 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/paperbin.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/paperbin.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 /obj/item/paper_bin
 	name = "paper bin"
+	desc = "The second-most important part of bureaucracy, after the pen of course."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "paper_bin1"
 	item_state = "sheet-metal"
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/photocopier.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/photocopier.dm
index 62dbba38be8..855fdf38103 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/photocopier.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/photocopier.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/photocopier
 	name = "photocopier"
+	desc = "For making copies of important documents, or more likely, your ass."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/library.dmi'
 	icon_state = "bigscanner"
 
@@ -579,6 +580,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/toner
 	name = "toner cartridge"
+	desc = "Has 140 papers worth of ink in it! Shame you can only use 30 before it runs out of cyan..."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
 	icon_state = "tonercartridge"
 	var/toner_amount = 30
diff --git a/code/modules/power/lights.dm b/code/modules/power/lights.dm
index 1b391b25088..238d7b7fc33 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/lights.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/lights.dm
@@ -164,10 +164,9 @@
   */
 /obj/machinery/light
 	name = "light fixture"
+	desc = "Industrial-grade light fixture for brightening up dark corners of the station."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/lighting.dmi'
-	var/base_state = "tube" // Base description and icon_state
 	icon_state = "tube1"
-	desc = "A lighting fixture."
 	anchored = TRUE
 	layer = 5
 	max_integrity = 100
@@ -175,6 +174,7 @@
 	idle_power_consumption = 2  //when in low power mode
 	active_power_consumption = 20 //when in full power mode
 	power_channel = PW_CHANNEL_LIGHTING //Lights are calc'd via area so they dont need to be in the machine list
+	var/base_state = "tube" // Base description and icon_state
 	/// Is the light on or off?
 	var/on = FALSE
 	/// Is the light currently turning on?
@@ -231,12 +231,12 @@
   */
 /obj/machinery/light/small
 	icon_state = "bulb1"
-	base_state = "bulb"
+	desc = "A compact and cheap light fixture, perfect for keeping maintenance tunnels appropriately spooky."
 	fitting = "bulb"
+	base_state = "bulb"
 	brightness_range = 4
 	brightness_color = "#a0a080"
 	nightshift_light_range = 4
-	desc = "A small lighting fixture."
 	light_type = /obj/item/light/bulb
 
 /obj/machinery/light/spot
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_dispenser.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_dispenser.dm
index 6fccd36e9e9..5f23162b1e2 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_dispenser.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_dispenser.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/chem_dispenser
 	name = "chem dispenser"
+	desc = "For making chemicals, medicine, and explosions."
 	density = TRUE
 	anchored = TRUE
 	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_master.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_master.dm
index 56752286676..78b8fe058d0 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_master.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_master.dm
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/chem_master
 	name = "\improper ChemMaster 3000"
+	desc = "Used to turn reagents into pills, patches, and store them in bottles."
 	density = TRUE
 	anchored = TRUE
 	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
@@ -608,6 +609,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/chem_master/condimaster
 	name = "\improper CondiMaster 3000"
+	desc = "Used to remove reagents from that single beaker you're using, or create condiment packs and bottles; your choice."
 	condi = TRUE
 
 /obj/machinery/chem_master/condimaster/Initialize(mapload)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/reagentgrinder.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/reagentgrinder.dm
index 32cf4cde057..09ed6ed24ef 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/reagentgrinder.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/reagentgrinder.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/reagentgrinder
 	name = "\improper All-In-One Grinder"
+	desc = "A chef's 9th most powerful weapon, right after the grill. Used for grinding items into reagents."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/kitchen.dmi'
 	icon_state = "juicer1"
 	layer = 2.9
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass_containers.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass_containers.dm
index 44cc8cae37d..b3e9897462e 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass_containers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass_containers.dm
@@ -290,8 +290,8 @@
 	list_reagents = list("methamphetamine" = 10)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bucket
-	desc = "It's a bucket."
 	name = "bucket"
+	desc = "Useful for moving liquids, or having a helmet in the zombie apocalypse."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/janitor.dmi'
 	icon_state = "bucket"
 	item_state = "bucket"
diff --git a/code/modules/recycling/disposal.dm b/code/modules/recycling/disposal.dm
index bebbaf729cf..2cad9ad15e3 100644
--- a/code/modules/recycling/disposal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/recycling/disposal.dm
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/disposal
 	name = "disposal unit"
-	desc = "A pneumatic waste disposal unit. Alt-click to manually eject its contents."
+	desc = "A pneumatic waste disposal unit, or a basketball hoop if you're bored. Alt-click to manually eject its contents."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/pipes/disposal.dmi'
 	icon_state = "disposal"
 	anchored = TRUE