diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm b/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
index 3fd85755312..5b8fc955e73 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
@@ -136,7 +136,6 @@
 		busy = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/attack(mob/M, mob/user)
-	var/huffable = istype(src,/obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan)
 	if(M == user)
 		if(ishuman(user))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
@@ -147,7 +146,7 @@
 		playsound(loc, 'sound/items/eatfood.ogg', 50, 0)
 		user.adjust_nutrition(5)
 		if(times_eaten < max_bites)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You take a [huffable ? "huff" : "bite"] of the [name]. Delicious!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You take a bite of the [name]. Delicious!</span>")
 		else
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>There is no more of [name] left!</span>")
 			qdel(src)
@@ -302,7 +301,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan
 	name = "\improper Nanotrasen-brand Rapid Paint Applicator"
-	desc = "A metallic container containing tasty paint."
+	desc = "A metallic container containing spray paint."
 	icon_state = "spraycan_cap"
 	var/capped = TRUE
 	instant = TRUE
@@ -312,6 +311,9 @@
 	..()
 	update_icon()
 
+/obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan/attack(mob/M, mob/user)
+	return // To stop you from eating spraycans. It's TOO SILLY!
+
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan/attack_self(mob/living/user)
 	var/choice = tgui_input_list(user, "Do you want to...", "Spraycan Options", list("Toggle Cap","Change Drawing", "Change Color"))
 	switch(choice)
@@ -329,26 +331,26 @@
 	if(!proximity)
 		return
 	if(capped)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You cannot spray [target] while the cap is still on!</span>")
 		return
-	else
-		if(iscarbon(target))
-			if(uses - 10 > 0)
-				uses = uses - 10
-				var/mob/living/carbon/C = target
-				user.visible_message("<span class='danger'> [user] sprays [src] into the face of [target]!</span>")
-				if(C.client)
-					C.EyeBlurry(6 SECONDS)
-					C.EyeBlind(2 SECONDS)
-					if(ishuman(target))
-						var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
-						if(H.check_eye_prot() <= 0) // no eye protection? ARGH IT BURNS.
-							H.Confused(6 SECONDS)
-							H.KnockDown(6 SECONDS)
-						H.lip_style = "spray_face"
-						H.lip_color = colour
-						H.update_body()
-		playsound(user, 'sound/effects/spray.ogg', 5, TRUE, 5)
-		..()
+	if(iscarbon(target))
+		if(uses - 10 > 0)
+			uses = uses - 10
+			var/mob/living/carbon/C = target
+			user.visible_message("<span class='danger'> [user] sprays [src] into the face of [target]!</span>")
+			if(C.client)
+				C.EyeBlurry(6 SECONDS)
+				C.EyeBlind(2 SECONDS)
+				if(ishuman(target))
+					var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+					if(H.check_eye_prot() <= 0) // no eye protection? ARGH IT BURNS.
+						H.Confused(6 SECONDS)
+						H.KnockDown(6 SECONDS)
+					H.lip_style = "spray_face"
+					H.lip_color = colour
+					H.update_body()
+	playsound(user, 'sound/effects/spray.ogg', 5, TRUE, 5)
+	..()
 
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan/update_icon_state()
 	icon_state = "spraycan[capped ? "_cap" : ""]"