diff --git a/code/modules/martial_arts/sleeping_carp.dm b/code/modules/martial_arts/sleeping_carp.dm
index 3202f8fbe27..bc4e15eb598 100644
--- a/code/modules/martial_arts/sleeping_carp.dm
+++ b/code/modules/martial_arts/sleeping_carp.dm
@@ -38,6 +38,8 @@
 		D.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[A] grabs [D]'s wrist and wrenches it sideways!</span>", \
 						  "<span class='userdanger'>[A] grabs your wrist and violently wrenches it to the side!</span>")
 		playsound(get_turf(A), 'sound/weapons/thudswoosh.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+		if(prob(60))
+			A.say(pick("WRISTY TWIRLY!", "WE FIGHT LIKE MEN!", "YOU DISHONOR YOURSELF!", "POHYAH!", "WHERE IS YOUR BATON NOW?", "SAY UNCLE!"))
 		D.emote("scream")
 		D.drop_item()
 		D.apply_damage(5, BRUTE, pick("l_arm", "r_arm"))
@@ -53,6 +55,8 @@
 		step_to(D,get_step(D,D.dir),1)
 		D.Weaken(4)
 		playsound(get_turf(D), 'sound/weapons/punch1.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+		if(prob(80))
+			A.say(pick("SURRPRIZU!","BACK STRIKE!","WOPAH!", "WATAAH", "ZOTA!", "Never turn your back to the enemy!"))
 		return 1
 	return basic_hit(A,D)
 
@@ -65,6 +69,8 @@
 		D.losebreath += 3
 		D.Stun(2)
 		playsound(get_turf(D), 'sound/weapons/punch1.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+		if(prob(80))
+			A.say(pick("HWOP!", "KUH!", "YAKUUH!", "KYUH!", "KNEESTRIKE!"))
 		return 1
 	return basic_hit(A,D)
 
@@ -76,6 +82,8 @@
 		D.apply_damage(20, BRUTE, "head")
 		D.drop_item()
 		playsound(get_turf(D), 'sound/weapons/punch1.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+		if(prob(60))
+			A.say(pick("OOHYOO!", "OOPYAH!", "HYOOAA!", "WOOAAA!", "SHURYUKICK!", "HIYAH!"))
 		D.Stun(4)
 		return 1
 	return basic_hit(A,D)
@@ -89,6 +97,8 @@
 			D.death() //FINISH HIM!
 		D.apply_damage(50, BRUTE, "chest")
 		playsound(get_turf(D), 'sound/weapons/punch1.ogg', 75, 1, -1)
+		if(prob(80))
+			A.say(pick("BANZAIII!", "KIYAAAA!", "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!", "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!", "MY TIME IS NOW!", "COWABUNGA"))
 		return 1
 	return basic_hit(A,D)
 
@@ -111,6 +121,8 @@
 					  "<span class='userdanger'>[A] [atk_verb] you!</span>")
 	D.apply_damage(rand(10,15), BRUTE)
 	playsound(get_turf(D), 'sound/weapons/punch1.ogg', 25, 1, -1)
+	if(prob(50))
+		A.say(pick("HUAH!", "HYA!", "CHOO!", "WUO!", "KYA!", "HUH!", "HIYOH!", "CARP STRIKE!", "CARP BITE!"))
 	if(prob(D.getBruteLoss()) && !D.lying)
 		D.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[D] stumbles and falls!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>The blow sends you to the ground!</span>")
 		D.Weaken(4)