diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 4455d7c27aa..b36fc9044df 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	icon_state = "body_m_s"
 	var/list/hud_list = list()
 	var/datum/species/species //Contains icon generation and language information, set during New().
+	var/embedded_flag	  //To check if we've need to roll for damage on movement while an item is imbedded in us.
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/dummy
 	real_name = "Test Dummy"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm
index dec63819493..d09fa5b20da 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm
@@ -251,6 +251,7 @@
 			if(!istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/butch/meatcleaver))
 				organ.implants += W
 				visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [W] sticks in the wound!</span>")
+				embedded_flag = 1
 				src.verbs += /mob/proc/yank_out_object
 				W.add_blood(src)
 				if(ismob(W.loc))
@@ -273,4 +274,4 @@
 			if(prob(60))
 				step_rand(H)
 			if(!stat)
-				src << "<span class='warning'>Your [H] fell off!</span>"
\ No newline at end of file
+				src << "<span class='warning'>Your [H] fell off!</span>"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
index 8ec602fc0c0..f3575e3bf5d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
@@ -100,6 +100,7 @@ emp_act
 		(SP.loc) = organ
 		organ.implants += SP
 		visible_message("<span class='danger'>The projectile sticks in the wound!</span>")
+		embedded_flag = 1
 		src.verbs += /mob/proc/yank_out_object
 		SP.add_blood(src)
 	return (..(P , def_zone))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm
index 51a68c4da91..32df867a023 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,8 @@
 
 	if (istype(loc, /turf/space)) return -1 // It's hard to be slowed down in space by... anything
 
-	handle_embedded_objects() //Moving with objects stuck in you can cause bad times.
+	if(embedded_flag) 
+		handle_embedded_objects() //Moving with objects stuck in you can cause bad times.
 
 	if(reagents.has_reagent("hyperzine")) return -1
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 087018404e0..59c0d5325a4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -130,7 +130,7 @@
 	handle_environment(environment)
 
 	//Status updates, death etc.
-	handle_regular_status_updates()		//TODO: optimise ~Carn
+	handle_regular_status_updates()		//TODO: optimise ~Carn  NO SHIT ~Ccomp
 	update_canmove()
 
 	//Update our name based on whether our face is obscured/disfigured
@@ -1146,6 +1146,13 @@
 				if(halloss > 0)
 					adjustHalLoss(-1)
 
+			if(embedded_flag && !(life_tick % 10))
+				var/list/E
+				E = get_visible_implants(0)
+				if(!E.len)
+					embedded_flag = 0
+				
+
 			//Eyes
 			if(sdisabilities & BLIND)	//disabled-blind, doesn't get better on its own
 				blinded = 1