diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/SSticker.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/SSticker.dm
index 382257455a5..d262c69c6fd 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/SSticker.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/SSticker.dm
@@ -544,6 +544,7 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(ticker)
 
 /datum/controller/subsystem/ticker/proc/declare_completion()
 	GLOB.nologevent = TRUE //end of round murder and shenanigans are legal; there's no need to jam up attack logs past this point.
+	GLOB.disable_explosions = TRUE // that said, if people want to be """FUNNY""" and bomb at EORG, they can fuck themselves up
 	set_observer_default_invisibility(0) //spooks things up
 	//Round statistics report
 	var/datum/station_state/ending_station_state = new /datum/station_state()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/explosion.dm b/code/game/objects/explosion.dm
index d68802eb413..c51a434eff9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/explosion.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/explosion.dm
@@ -13,6 +13,19 @@
 	if(!epicenter)
 		return
 
+	// If we are in end round, make explosions gib the user
+	// Why? Its funny
+	if(GLOB.disable_explosions && usr && istype(usr, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='userdanger'>Your explosive backfires!</span>")
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = usr
+		H.gib() // lol
+		return
+
+	// If explosions are disabled, and there isnt a user, or the user isnt an admin, abort
+	// Admins can still ruin things :P
+	if(GLOB.disable_explosions && ((!usr) || !is_admin(usr)))
+		return
+
 	// Archive the uncapped explosion for the doppler array
 	var/orig_dev_range = devastation_range
 	var/orig_heavy_range = heavy_impact_range
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
index be43682943e..a383b313f3b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
@@ -69,6 +69,13 @@
 		if(response == "Yes")
 			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] grins as [user.p_they()] begin[user.p_s()] to put a Bag of Holding into a Bag of Holding!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You begin to put the Bag of Holding into the Bag of Holding!</span>")
 			if(do_after(user, 30, target=src))
+				if(GLOB.disable_explosions)
+					if(istype(user))
+						to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>You seem to stuff yourself into the quantum hellscape between the two bags. That wasn't wise.</span>")
+						user.gib()
+
+					return
+
 				investigate_log("has become a singularity. Caused by [user.key]","singulo")
 				user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] erupts in evil laughter as [user.p_they()] put[user.p_s()] the Bag of Holding into another Bag of Holding!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You can't help but laugh wildly as you put the Bag of Holding into another Bag of Holding, complete darkness surrounding you.</span>","<span class='danger'> You hear the sound of scientific evil brewing!</span>")
 				qdel(W)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/misc_admin_procs.dm b/code/modules/admin/misc_admin_procs.dm
index 59279382fc7..18d88eb0bcb 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/misc_admin_procs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/misc_admin_procs.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,9 @@
-GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(BSACooldown, 0)
-GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(nologevent, 0)
+/// Is admin BSA (damage a user) currently on cooldown?
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(BSACooldown, FALSE)
+/// Are we in a no-log event (EORG, highlander, etc)?
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(nologevent, FALSE)
+/// Are explosions currently disabled for EORG?
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(disable_explosions, FALSE)
 
 ////////////////////////////////
 /proc/message_admins(msg)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
index ab00577823e..5fac4cafa05 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
@@ -1829,9 +1829,8 @@
 			to_chat(owner, "Standby. Reload cycle in progress. Gunnery crews ready in five seconds!")
 			return
 
-		GLOB.BSACooldown = 1
-		spawn(50)
-			GLOB.BSACooldown = 0
+		GLOB.BSACooldown = TRUE
+		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(GLOB, BSACooldown, FALSE), 5 SECONDS)
 
 		to_chat(M, "You've been hit by bluespace artillery!")
 		log_admin("[key_name(M)] has been hit by Bluespace Artillery fired by [key_name(owner)]")