diff --git a/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm b/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm
index 42ab856835c..de24f45198f 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/hud/alert.dm
@@ -772,9 +772,6 @@ so as to remain in compliance with the most up-to-date laws."
 		mymob.client.screen |= alert
 	return TRUE
 
-/mob
-	var/list/alerts // lazy list. contains /obj/screen/alert only // On /mob so clientless mobs will throw alerts properly
-
 /obj/screen/alert/Click(location, control, params)
 	if(!usr || !usr.client)
 		return
diff --git a/code/_onclick/hud/fullscreen.dm b/code/_onclick/hud/fullscreen.dm
index aa4d3b8a42c..72117f4b326 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/hud/fullscreen.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/hud/fullscreen.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,3 @@
-/mob
-	var/list/screens = list()
-
 /mob/proc/overlay_fullscreen(category, type, severity)
 	var/obj/screen/fullscreen/screen = screens[category]
 	if (!screen || screen.type != type)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime_life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime_life.dm
index 0394ffb60a5..6f261dd9d17 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime_life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime_life.dm
@@ -1,12 +1,3 @@
-
-/mob/living/simple_animal/slime
-	var/AIproc = FALSE // determines if the AI loop is activated
-	var/Atkcool = FALSE // attack cooldown
-	var/Tempstun = FALSE // temporary temperature stuns
-	var/Discipline = 0 // if a slime has been hit with a freeze gun, or wrestled/attacked off a human, they become disciplined and don't attack anymore for a while
-	var/SStun = 0 // stun variable
-
-
 /mob/living/simple_animal/slime/Life()
 	set invisibility = 0
 	if(notransform)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime_mob.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime_mob.dm
index a1ae917a7b6..8c87c66cfeb 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime_mob.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime_mob.dm
@@ -53,6 +53,18 @@
 	var/force_stasis = FALSE
 
 	var/static/regex/slime_name_regex = new("\\w+ (baby|adult) slime \\(\\d+\\)")
+
+	/// Determines if the AI loop is activated
+	var/AIproc = FALSE
+	/// Attack cooldown
+	var/Atkcool = FALSE
+	/// Temporary temperature stuns
+	var/Tempstun = FALSE
+	/// If a slime has been hit with a freeze gun, or wrestled/attacked off a human, they become disciplined and don't attack anymore for a while
+	var/Discipline = 0
+	/// Stun variable
+	var/SStun = 0
+
 	///////////TIME FOR SUBSPECIES
 
 	var/colour = "grey"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_vars.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_vars.dm
index d2e991a8e78..5fbbc7ea067 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_vars.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_vars.dm
@@ -216,3 +216,8 @@
 	var/runechat_msg_location
 	/// The datum receiving keyboard input. parent mob by default.
 	var/datum/input_focus = null
+
+	/// lazy list. contains /obj/screen/alert only. On /mob so clientless mobs will throw alerts properly
+	var/list/alerts
+
+	var/list/screens = list()