diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
index 8a6324e0ebd..bfad9a4db9a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
@@ -25,6 +25,8 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/Move(NewLoc, direct)
 	. = ..()
 	if(.)
+		if(reagents.has_reagent("jestosterone"))
+			playsound(loc, "clownstep", 25, 1) //Yes, this means that if you put jestosterone inside an alien, it will squeak. Also it stacks with shoes, THE HORROR!
 		if(nutrition && stat != DEAD)
 			nutrition -= hunger_drain / 10
 			if(m_intent == MOVE_INTENT_RUN)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm
index d4cafa847fd..10e83e07b5f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm
@@ -26,6 +26,8 @@
 			for(var/datum/surgery/S in surgeries)
 				if(S.next_step(user, src))
 					return 1
+	if(reagents.has_reagent("jestosterone") && I.force)
+		playsound(loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1)
 	return ..()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
@@ -61,6 +63,11 @@
 			updatehealth("slime attack")
 		return 1
 
+/mob/living/carbon/attack_alien(mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/M)
+	if((M.a_intent == INTENT_HARM) && reagents.has_reagent("jestosterone"))
+		playsound(loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1)
+	..()
+
 /mob/living/carbon/is_mouth_covered(head_only = FALSE, mask_only = FALSE)
 	if((!mask_only && head && (head.flags_cover & HEADCOVERSMOUTH)) || (!head_only && wear_mask && (wear_mask.flags_cover & MASKCOVERSMOUTH)))
 		return TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
index 4d97ddfd78a..0410a179cc9 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
@@ -124,9 +124,6 @@
 		|| istype(get_item_by_slot(slot_wear_mask), /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/voice/clown))
 		span = "sans"
 
-	if(WINGDINGS in mutations)
-		span = "wingdings"
-
 	var/list/parent = ..()
 	verb = parent["verb"]
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/_species.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/_species.dm
index bc276b05b00..d7a9ed07f21 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/_species.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/_species.dm
@@ -381,7 +381,8 @@
 		playsound(target.loc, attack.attack_sound, 25, 1, -1)
 
 		target.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] [pick(attack.attack_verb)]ed [target]!</span>")
-
+		if(target.reagents.has_reagent("jestosterone"))
+			playsound(target.loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1)
 		target.apply_damage(damage, BRUTE, affecting, armor_block, sharp = attack.sharp) //moving this back here means Armalis are going to knock you down  70% of the time, but they're pure adminbus anyway.
 		if((target.stat != DEAD) && damage >= user.dna.species.punchstunthreshold)
 			target.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] has weakened [target]!</span>", \
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/misc.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/misc.dm
index 02e8d1da21c..a5d665b1d0a 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/misc.dm
@@ -419,6 +419,44 @@
 /datum/reagent/love/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
 	to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You feel loved!</span>")
 
+/datum/reagent/jestosterone //Formerly known as Nitrogen tungstide hypochlorite before NT fired the chemists for trying to be funny
+	name = "Jestosterone"
+	id = "jestosterone"
+	description = "Jestosterone is an odd chemical compound that induces a variety of annoying side-effects in the average person. It also causes mild intoxication."
+	color = "#ff00ff" //Fuchsia, pity we can't do rainbow here
+	taste_message = "a funny flavour"
+
+/datum/reagent/jestosterone/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method, volume)
+	if(ishuman(M) && M.job in list("Clown"))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>Whatever that was, it feels great!</span>")
+	else
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Something doesn't feel right...</span>")
+		M.AdjustDizzy(volume)
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/jestosterone/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
+	if(prob(10))
+		M.emote("giggle")
+	if(ishuman(M) && M.job in list("Clown"))
+		M.adjustBruteLoss(-1.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER) //Screw those pesky clown beatings!
+	else
+		M.AdjustDizzy(10, 0, 500)
+		M.Druggy(15)
+		if(prob(10))
+			M.EyeBlurry(5)
+		else if(prob(5))
+			var/list/clown_message = list("You feel light-headed.",
+			"You can't see straight.",
+			"You feel about as funny as the station clown.",
+			"Bright colours and rainbows cloud your vision.",
+			"Your funny bone aches.",
+			"You can hear bike horns in the distance.",
+			"You feel like <em>SHOUTING</em>!",
+			"Sinister laughter echoes in your ears.",
+			"Your legs feel like jelly.",
+			"You feel like telling a pun.")
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>[pick(clown_message)]</span>")
+	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/royal_bee_jelly
 	name = "royal bee jelly"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/others.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/others.dm
index 4651ba0f87c..b56c22d8069 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/others.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/others.dm
@@ -290,6 +290,15 @@
 	result_amount = 2
 	mix_message = "The substance gives off a lovely scent!"
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/jestosterone
+	name = "Jestosterone"
+	id = "jestosterone"
+	result = "jestosterone"
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 1, "sodiumchloride" = 1, "banana" = 1, "lube" = 1, "mercury" = 1) //Or one freshly-squeezed clown
+	min_temp = 374
+	result_amount = 5
+	mix_message = "The substance quickly shifts colour, cycling from red, to yellow, to green, to blue, and finally settles at a vibrant fuchsia."
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/royal_bee_jelly
 	name = "royal bee jelly"
 	id = "royal_bee_jelly"