Malf AI Rework

code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/headset.dm

@@ -410,3 +410,9 @@
 			radio_text += ", "
 
 	radio_desc = radio_text
+
+/obj/item/device/radio/headset/proc/make_syndie() // Turns normal radios into Syndicate radios!
+	qdel(keyslot1)
+	keyslot1 = new /obj/item/device/encryptionkey/syndicate
+	syndie = 1
+	recalculateChannels()

code/game/objects/items/robot/ai_upgrades.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+///AI Upgrades
+
+
+//Malf Picker
+/obj/item/device/malf_upgrade
+	name = "combat software upgrade"
+	desc = "A highly illegal, highly dangerous upgrade for artificial intelligence units, granting them a variety of powers as well as the ability to hack APCs."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/cloning.dmi'
+	icon_state = "datadisk3"
+
+
+/obj/item/device/malf_upgrade/afterattack(mob/living/silicon/ai/AI, mob/user)
+	if(!istype(AI))
+		return
+	if(AI.malf_picker)
+		AI.malf_picker.processing_time += 50
+		to_chat(AI, "<span class='userdanger'>[user] has attempted to upgrade you with combat software that you already possess. You gain 50 points to spend on Malfunction Modules instead.</span>")
+	else
+		to_chat(AI, "<span class='userdanger'>[user] has upgraded you with combat software!</span>")
+		AI.add_malf_picker()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You upgrade [AI]. [src] is consumed in the process.</span>")
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+//Lipreading
+/obj/item/device/surveillance_upgrade
+	name = "surveillance software upgrade"
+	desc = "A software package that will allow an artificial intelligence to 'hear' from its cameras via lip reading."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/cloning.dmi'
+	icon_state = "datadisk3"
+
+/obj/item/device/surveillance_upgrade/afterattack(mob/living/silicon/ai/AI, mob/user)
+	if(!istype(AI))
+		return
+	if(AI.eyeobj)
+		AI.eyeobj.relay_speech = 1
+		to_chat(AI, "<span class='userdanger'>[user] has upgraded you with surveillance software!</span>")
+		to_chat(AI, "Via a combination of hidden microphones and lip reading software, you are able to use your cameras to listen in on conversations.")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You upgrade [AI]. [src] is consumed in the process.</span>")
+	qdel(src)

code/game/objects/items/robot/robot_parts.dm

@@ -246,8 +246,6 @@
 			if(!lawsync && !M.syndiemmi)
 				O.lawupdate = 0
 				O.make_laws()
-				if(ticker.mode.config_tag == "malfunction") //Don't let humans get a cyborg on their side during malf, for balance reasons.
-					O.set_zeroth_law("<span class='danger'>ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*�&110010</span>")
 
 			M.brainmob.mind.transfer_to(O)