diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 6f76bc7f269..17c3fc3dfea 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -1123,21 +1123,40 @@
 	usr.next_move = world.time + 20
 
 	var/list/valid_objects = get_visible_implants(1)
+	var/datum/organ/external/affected = null
 
 	if(!valid_objects.len)
 		src << "You have nothing stuck in your wounds that is large enough to remove without surgery."
 		return
 
-	var/obj/item/weapon/selection = input("What do you want to yank out?", "Embedded objects") in valid_objects
-	visible_message("<span class='warning'><b>You rip [selection] out of your body in a welter of blood.</b></span>")
-	bloody_hands(src)
-	selection.loc = get_turf(src)
+	if(src.stat == 1)
+		src << "You are unconcious and cannot do that!"
+		return
 
-	for(var/datum/organ/external/organ in src.organs)
+	if(src.restrained())
+		src << "You are restrained and cannot do that!"
+		return
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/selection = input("What do you want to yank out?", "Embedded objects") in valid_objects
+
+	for(var/datum/organ/external/organ in src.organs) //Grab the organ holding the implant. Messy as Hell, TBD: fix.
 		for(var/obj/item/weapon/O in organ.implants)
 			if(O == selection)
-				organ.implants -= selection
+				affected = organ
 
+	src << "<span class='warning'>You attempt to get a good grip on the [selection] in your [affected] with bloody fingers.</span>"
+	bloody_hands(src)
+
+	spawn(80)
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'><b>[src] rips [selection] out of their [affected] in a welter of blood.</b></span>","<span class='warning'><b>You rip [selection] out of your [affected] in a welter of blood.</b></span>")
+		selection.loc = get_turf(src)
+		affected.implants -= selection
+		shock_stage+=10
+
+		if(prob(10)) //I'M SO ANEMIC I COULD JUST -DIE-.
+			var/datum/wound/internal_bleeding/I = new (15)
+			affected.wounds += I
+			src.custom_pain("Something tears wetly in your [affected] as [selection] is pulled free!", 1)
 	return 1
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/get_visible_implants(var/class = 0)
@@ -1148,4 +1167,24 @@
 			if(!istype(O,/obj/item/weapon/implant) && O.w_class > class)
 				visible_implants += O
 
-	return(visible_implants)
\ No newline at end of file
+	return(visible_implants)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_embedded_objects()
+
+	for(var/datum/organ/external/organ in src.organs)
+		for(var/obj/item/weapon/O in organ.implants)
+			if(!istype(O,/obj/item/weapon/implant) && prob(5)) //Moving with things stuck in you could be bad.
+				// All kinds of embedded objects cause bleeding.
+				var/msg = null
+				switch(rand(1,3))
+					if(1)
+						msg ="<span class='warning'>A spike of pain jolts your [organ] as you bump [O] inside.</span>"
+					if(2)
+						msg ="<span class='warning'>Your movement jostles [O] in your [organ] painfully.</span>"
+					if(3)
+						msg ="<span class='warning'>[O] in your [organ] twists painfully as you move.</span>"
+				src << msg
+
+				organ.status |= ORGAN_BLEEDING
+				organ.take_damage(rand(1,3), 0, 0)
+				organ.adjustToxLoss(rand(1,3))
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm
index fc0d098ad9c..12b363fc316 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm
@@ -227,8 +227,8 @@
 	if(!organ) return
 	if(istype(used_weapon,/obj/item/weapon))
 		var/obj/item/weapon/W = used_weapon
-		if(damage > 20 && (prob(damage/W.w_class) || sharp)) //The larger it is, the harder it needs to hit to stick.
-			W.loc = organ
+		if(damage > (5*W.w_class) && (prob(damage/W.w_class) || sharp)) //The larger it is, the harder it needs to hit to stick.
+			W.loc = organ                                               //Sharp objects will always embed if they do enough damage.
 			organ.implants += W
 			visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [W] sticks in the wound!</span>")
 			W.add_blood(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm
index 74342ca7d1a..894ea1ff042 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_movement.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,8 @@
 
 	if (istype(loc, /turf/space)) return -1 // It's hard to be slowed down in space by... anything
 
+	handle_embedded_objects() //Moving with objects stuck in you can cause bad times.
+
 	var/health_deficiency = (100 - health - halloss)
 	if(health_deficiency >= 40) tally += (health_deficiency / 25)