diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
index 83da118202e..6dbb6359ebb 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
@@ -1758,15 +1758,15 @@
var/obj/item/weapon/paper/P = new /obj/item/weapon/paper(null)
var/obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine/fax = locate(href_list["originfax"])
P.name = "Central Command - paper"
- var/stypes = list("Handle it yourselves!","Illegible fax","Fax not signed/stamped","Not Right Now","You are wasting our time")
+ var/stypes = list("Handle it yourselves!","Illegible fax","Fax not signed","Not Right Now","You are wasting our time")
var/stype = input(src.owner, "Which type of standard reply do you wish to send to [H]?","Choose your paperwork", "") as null|anything in stypes
var/tmsg = "
NanoTrasen Science Station Cyberiad
NAS Trurl Communications Department Report
"
if(stype == "Handle it yourselves!")
tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.
Please proceed in accordance with Standard Operating Procedure and/or Space Law. You are fully trained to handle this situation without Central Command intervention.
This is an automatic message.
Do not reply."
else if(stype == "Illegible fax")
tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.
Your fax's grammar, syntax and/or typography are of a sub-par level and do not allow us to understand the contents of the message.
Please consult your nearest dictionary and/or thesaurus and try again.
This is an automatic message.
Do not reply."
- else if(stype == "Fax not signed/stamped")
- tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.
Your fax was not properly signed and/or stamped. Please stamp your fax in accordance with NanoTrasen Fax Communication Policy, Section 3, Paragraph 6, Line 9.
This is an automatic message.
Do not reply."
+ else if(stype == "Fax not signed")
+ tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.
Your fax has not been correctly signed and, as such, we cannot verify your identity.
Please sign your faxes before sending them so that we may verify your identity.
This is an automatic message.
Do not reply."
else if(stype == "Not Right Now")
tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.
Due to pressing concerns of a matter above your current paygrade, we are unable to provide assistance in whatever matter your fax referenced.
This can be either due to a power outage, bureaucratic audit, pest infestation, Ascendance Event, corgi outbreak, or any other situation that would affect the proper functioning of the NAS Trurl.
Please try again later.
This is an automatic message.
Do not reply."
else if(stype == "You are wasting our time")
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
index 2f0afc2e846..721d2e1122d 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
@@ -688,7 +688,7 @@
new /obj/effect/hotspot(T)
target.adjustFireLoss(150) // hard crit, the burning takes care of the rest.
else if(myeffect == "Total Brain Death")
- to_chat(target,"You see a message appear in front of you in bright red letters: YHWH-3 MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED")
+ to_chat(target,"You see a message appear in front of you in bright red letters: YHWH-3 ACTIVATED. TERMINATION IN 3 SECONDS")
target.mutations.Add(NOCLONE)
target.adjustBrainLoss(125)
else if(myeffect == "Honk Tumor")