diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implant_storage.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implant_storage.dm
index 454c08f9df1..fba9c1377ef 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implant_storage.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implant_storage.dm
@@ -49,6 +49,10 @@
 
 	return ..()
 
+/obj/item/weapon/implant/storage/proc/get_contents() //Used for swiftly returning a list of the implant's contents i.e. for checking a theft objective's completion.
+	if(storage && storage.contents)
+		return storage.contents
+
 /obj/item/weapon/implanter/storage
 	name = "implanter (storage)"
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index c1f3f338893..d76ef650827 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -40,14 +40,14 @@
 	set category = "Object"
 
 	if(AM.Adjacent(src))
-		src.start_pulling(AM)
+		start_pulling(AM)
 	return
 
 //same as above
 /mob/living/pointed(atom/A as mob|obj|turf in view())
 	if(incapacitated())
 		return 0
-	if(src.status_flags & FAKEDEATH)
+	if(status_flags & FAKEDEATH)
 		return 0
 	if(!..())
 		return 0
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>You have given up life and succumbed to death.</span>")
 
 /mob/living/proc/InCritical()
-	return (src.health < 0 && src.health > -95.0 && stat == UNCONSCIOUS)
+	return (health < 0 && health > -95.0 && stat == UNCONSCIOUS)
 
 /mob/living/ex_act(severity)
 	..()
@@ -106,7 +106,7 @@
 		if(actual < desired)
 			temperature = desired
 //	if(istype(src, /mob/living/carbon/human))
-//		to_chat(world, "[src] ~ [src.bodytemperature] ~ [temperature]")
+//		to_chat(world, "[src] ~ [bodytemperature] ~ [temperature]")
 	return temperature
 
 
@@ -220,29 +220,31 @@
 
 	else
 
-		L += src.contents
-		for(var/obj/item/weapon/storage/S in src.contents)	//Check for storage items
+		L += contents
+		for(var/obj/item/weapon/storage/S in contents)	//Check for storage items
 			L += get_contents(S)
-		for(var/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/S in src.contents)//Check for labcoats and jackets
+		for(var/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/S in contents)//Check for labcoats and jackets
 			L += get_contents(S)
-		for(var/obj/item/clothing/accessory/storage/S in src.contents)//Check for holsters
+		for(var/obj/item/clothing/accessory/storage/S in contents)//Check for holsters
 			L += get_contents(S)
-		for(var/obj/item/weapon/gift/G in src.contents) //Check for gift-wrapped items
+		for(var/obj/item/weapon/implant/storage/I in contents) //Check for storage implants.
+			L += I.get_contents()
+		for(var/obj/item/weapon/gift/G in contents) //Check for gift-wrapped items
 			L += G.gift
 			if(istype(G.gift, /obj/item/weapon/storage))
 				L += get_contents(G.gift)
 
-		for(var/obj/item/smallDelivery/D in src.contents) //Check for package wrapped items
+		for(var/obj/item/smallDelivery/D in contents) //Check for package wrapped items
 			L += D.wrapped
 			if(istype(D.wrapped, /obj/item/weapon/storage)) //this should never happen
 				L += get_contents(D.wrapped)
-		for(var/obj/item/weapon/folder/F in src.contents)
+		for(var/obj/item/weapon/folder/F in contents)
 			L += F.contents //Folders can't store any storage items.
 
 		return L
 
 /mob/living/proc/check_contents_for(A)
-	var/list/L = src.get_contents()
+	var/list/L = get_contents()
 
 	for(var/obj/B in L)
 		if(B.type == A)
@@ -265,27 +267,27 @@
 /mob/living/proc/heal_organ_damage(var/brute, var/burn)
 	adjustBruteLoss(-brute)
 	adjustFireLoss(-burn)
-	src.updatehealth()
+	updatehealth()
 
 // damage ONE external organ, organ gets randomly selected from damaged ones.
 /mob/living/proc/take_organ_damage(var/brute, var/burn)
 	if(status_flags & GODMODE)	return 0	//godmode
 	adjustBruteLoss(brute)
 	adjustFireLoss(burn)
-	src.updatehealth()
+	updatehealth()
 
 // heal MANY external organs, in random order
 /mob/living/proc/heal_overall_damage(var/brute, var/burn)
 	adjustBruteLoss(-brute)
 	adjustFireLoss(-burn)
-	src.updatehealth()
+	updatehealth()
 
 // damage MANY external organs, in random order
 /mob/living/proc/take_overall_damage(var/brute, var/burn, var/used_weapon = null)
 	if(status_flags & GODMODE)	return 0	//godmode
 	adjustBruteLoss(brute)
 	adjustFireLoss(burn)
-	src.updatehealth()
+	updatehealth()
 
 /mob/living/proc/has_organic_damage()
 	return (maxHealth - health)
@@ -359,7 +361,7 @@
 	if(buckled) //Unbuckle the mob and clear the alerts.
 		buckled.buckled_mob = null
 		buckled = null
-		anchored = initial(src.anchored)
+		anchored = initial(anchored)
 		update_canmove()
 		clear_alert("buckled")
 		post_buckle_mob(src)
@@ -647,7 +649,7 @@
 // The src mob is trying to place an item on someone
 // Override if a certain mob should be behave differently when placing items (can't, for example)
 /mob/living/stripPanelEquip(obj/item/what, mob/who, where, var/silent = 0)
-	what = src.get_active_hand()
+	what = get_active_hand()
 	if(what && (what.flags & NODROP))
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You can't put \the [what.name] on [who], it's stuck to your hand!</span>")
 		return