diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index feb034b4b0f..721da8aedd3 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -1232,7 +1232,7 @@
 	/obj/item/clothing/accessory/scarf/zebra=1,/obj/item/clothing/accessory/scarf/christmas=1,/obj/item/clothing/accessory/stripedredscarf=1,
 	/obj/item/clothing/accessory/stripedbluescarf=1,/obj/item/clothing/accessory/stripedgreenscarf=1,/obj/item/clothing/accessory/waistcoat=1,
 	/obj/item/clothing/under/sundress=2,/obj/item/clothing/under/stripeddress = 1, /obj/item/clothing/under/sailordress = 1, /obj/item/clothing/under/redeveninggown = 1, /obj/item/clothing/under/blacktango=1,/obj/item/clothing/suit/jacket=3,
-	/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular=2,/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero=1,/obj/item/clothing/suit/poncho=1,
+	/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular=2,/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/fake=2,/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero=1,/obj/item/clothing/suit/poncho=1,
 	/obj/item/clothing/suit/ianshirt=1,/obj/item/clothing/shoes/laceup=2,/obj/item/clothing/shoes/black=4,
 	/obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal=1, /obj/item/clothing/gloves/fingerless=2,
 	/obj/item/weapon/storage/belt/fannypack=1, /obj/item/weapon/storage/belt/fannypack/blue=1, /obj/item/weapon/storage/belt/fannypack/red=1)
diff --git a/code/modules/client/preference/loadout/loadout_cosmetics.dm b/code/modules/client/preference/loadout/loadout_cosmetics.dm
index 0b47a299ce6..1698581e387 100644
--- a/code/modules/client/preference/loadout/loadout_cosmetics.dm
+++ b/code/modules/client/preference/loadout/loadout_cosmetics.dm
@@ -17,4 +17,8 @@
 
 /datum/gear/monocle
 	display_name = "monocle"
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/monocle
\ No newline at end of file
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/monocle
+
+/datum/gear/sunglasses
+	display_name = "cheap sunglasses"
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/fake
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 6a51086c7b3..5719f006dd4 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -234,6 +234,10 @@
 		"Drask" = 'icons/mob/species/drask/eyes.dmi'
 		)
 
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/fake
+	desc = "Cheap, plastic sunglasses. They don't even have UV protection."
+	name = "cheap sunglasses"
+	flash_protect = 0
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/noir
 	name = "noir sunglasses"